NPC Gone Rogue

ABAC (assigned bottom at Cracker Barrel)

[tomorrowillbeyou]

[stability]

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

[hamsandwichwithextramayo]

I’m sorry WHAT

[stability]

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

[soccer-dilf]

do you accept constructive criticism?

[stability]

no

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[resetsim-amanda]

Sorry if I accidentally touched anything on anyone's profiles. I haven't been on in a bit and was looking for something specific from like 2016. Never found it :(

[resetsim-amanda]

I had to go through the messages of 4-5 people, including 2 ex's, but I got it!! It was 2014. My life is complete. I can go to bed

[resetsim-amanda]

Sorry if I accidentally touched anything on anyone's profiles. I haven't been on in a bit and was looking for something specific from like 2016. Never found it :(

[roach000fister-remade-deactivat]

having problematic sex with my cancelled wife

[pendraegon]

diversity win! queen elizabeth’s grave is ALSO a gender neutral bathroom!

[memewhore]

[sxraphh]

“My Fair Lady” — 1964

[helloitsbees]

this addition has some truly troubling implications but i have to say i’m absolutely delighted by the mental image it provides

[depsidase]

[whats-a-bear]

does ANYONE have that post where bugs bunny and daffy duck are talking about they/them pussy. because i think about it every day but i can never find it

[purrification-in-progress]

This one?

[whats-a-bear]

YES thank you

[ebugsdotjpeg]

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[albertnatural]

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

[baseballcardvandals]

Pretty bird.

Own this BCV Original.

[cinturongazo]

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

[snowywarmthkuya]

[bugscholar]

[ampervadasz]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Get off my lawn you crazy kids!

[knittings-and-things]

[biohammer]

tags via @bunjywunjy

[animalcrossingmemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

“how’s that going for you?”

[biomic]

saru brother

[ohthewhomanity]

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

[anarchowizardist]