They are such brothers it’s so funny cause wym Satan hauled ass just to mock Mammon he is so deeply unserious
There is nothing Satan wouldn’t defend us for and I find that so endearing, he’s similar to Mammon in that way lmao.

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They are such brothers it’s so funny cause wym Satan hauled ass just to mock Mammon he is so deeply unserious
There is nothing Satan wouldn’t defend us for and I find that so endearing, he’s similar to Mammon in that way lmao.
All the LGBTQ likes gif I made today:
stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it
oh my god i’m so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it
would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this
In psychosis i was just really annoying i never did anything Evil. People with psychotic disorders are just that – people having a tough time
When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.
Whb mc personal headcanons extra (mostly just talking)
(thank you Tumblr for not giving me any indication that people were commenting)
I can't believe I need a disclaimer:
This post is in no way an argument of "why MC sucks or not etc" This is just my opinion and how I see her. Because I have a crippling problem of always trying to hyper-analyze protagonists and blank slate characters. If you try to use this to harass or win some argument over the internet about a porn game I will throw a break at you. This is me sharing my opinions and inviting people to a discussion. I want to talk about funny fictional characters.
Since I am a female I am going to use she/her pronouns for MC! My opinions about MC still stand regardless of gender.
First of all: Y'all thank you so so much for not going after me after saying MC has incel traits.
I'm back ♡! I just realized there are only a few hours left until the event ends, so I need to get this information out of my system and move on with my life.
Part 2: The first encounter with Solomon and the school in Heaven
♡ Spoilers for Lucifer's Student card and The Sweetest Test in the World
here they are ! these were so fun to draw !
Given it is now pride month, I decided to put out what I headcanon are like the sexualities of the uhhh angels sooo
Getting the obvious out of the way first
Gabriel: He's like Aroace and no one can tell me otherwise. Like he's in love with God yeah wtv he was made with that doesn't count. He hates the idea of sex we all already saw that and I don't see him falling for anyone like, yk, at all. He just hates everyone, period.
Now with the least obvious two
Michael: I have a feeling he's also Aro but like Bi I guess???? With a preference for men who look, act, and talk like Lucifer but we do not mind that and instead focus on the fact that man is not straight completely. Maybe like a half-cooked half-raw spaghetti. And he could be like asexual but like unlike Gabriel he could have sex if he had to. Like with the whole your idol thing. Like he can and he doesn't like hate it, he'd just rather, yk, not. Gray asexual maybe??? Still figuring that out....
And last but not least
Raphael: He's MCsexual
Thanks for reading!
Okay but fr now
Raphael: He's most likely bisexual (like depends on the mc you play as) because he didn't actually like love Lucifer or God in the way Michael or Gabriel do. Like sure, he does, just that he's more chill about it. Which doesn't really give me anything to go by. And also the fact that clearly MC was his first, second and third time and he's like in loovee with them. Idk he's weird but maybe I just haven't read into him enough.
Also I decided it would fit more to swap Raphael for Usagi and give Momonga to Gabriel soooo
Uraphi and Momongab
Tbh it just fits them more like this idk Usagi is a fatass and Momonga is a dick I think it works
A pleasure better than toys. (Belphegor)
CW: Smut (18+ / MDNI) ❤︎ GN!Reader ❤︎ Belphegor’s dick ❤︎ plot doesn’t exist ❤︎ oral (fellatio) ❤︎ perversion ❤︎ deep-throating
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Belphegor couldn’t help how small and vulnerable you were in Hell compared to the others around. You'd better be fortunate enough to have his mercenaries protect you — but that wasn’t the exact thing in mind. Let’s say you weren’t as tainted as he is.
The king almost constantly relieves himself in his bed, leaving his used manga a sticky mess, and his toys viciously worn out. He wonders about what you feel like. You must feel way better to fuck than any of his toys combined. He can feel his shaft throb just from thinking about it.
Nsfw, gn!reader x minhyeok, reader indulging his fetish (black panties) but no genitals described, pre mature ejaculation (on minhyeoks part), lowkey dom/sub adjecent, idiots in love:
Word count: 693
I miss my wife ;((((
Okay time for some rent-lowering gunshots.
• WHB is a gooner game. There are going to be sex scenes. That is the whole point of the game. It has plot too, but the plot is secondary. Gooner games have gooner content in them. Okay?
• MC is the main character of the gooner game. As such, they are going to be involved in the sex scenes. This is unavoidable, because the game was made specifically with the sex scenes as the focus.
• The alternative to MC enjoying it too much or being too shameless is for them to resist and dislike the sex they're having. They will be having sex with these demons either way, because that is the point of the game. If rape happens to be your preference, that's what the angel cards are for.
• If you don't want to see sexual content, perhaps do not download a gooner game.
• If you absolutely MUST have the game, you have the option to skip past dialogue without having to read it. There's also a button to skip the entire scene if you want.
• The game was created to show a wide variety of kinks. You will not like all of them. Some other people do. Some other people won't like your kinks either. The game will still have these kinks. These people will still have these kinks.
• The game devs do not know you. MC is not somehow based specifically and magically upon you, yourself, reading this post right now. They have never met you. MC is not literally you. You are playing from MC's pov.
• If the characters proportions are wrong, it's usually a pretty solid sign that the artist got the characters proportions wrong. Not everything is indicative of AI. This game has always had janky artwork. Look at the sprites. Look at Mammon. I went into hysterics the first time I saw him. Let's not act like the proportions in this game are flawless. I did not cry real tears of disbelief over his Mr-Potato-Head ass build just to see one of the few games still employing real artists fall to AI witch-hunt over imperfect artwork.
• Asmodeus is not evil or insufferable or abusive because he is a narcissist. He is insufferable and he is also a narcissist. You are being ableist. If the only time you bring up his narcissism is to talk about how bad of a person he is, you are ableist. You can dislike him without pinning all his wrongdoings to his narcissism.
• All of the characters are going to be a bit morally bankrupt. They are demons. We are in hell. It is not supposed to be healthy or a moral lesson, it is supposed to be a steamy fantasy. This is, again, the point of the game.
• If you want to see a change in the game or make a complaint about it, you need to email prettybusy. I cannot stress this enough. They are not going to be scrolling fandom tags. Wanting it hard enough will not make it happen. You have to collectively provide feedback. This goes for bugs, glitches, etc.
• WHB is a gacha game. Gacha games are addictive. It is gambling. Be responsible when you play. This is important.
• Tag your posts. As mentioned previously, this is a kink game. Not everyone will like the same kinks as you. Give other fans the option to filter out what they don't want to see.
• There is nothing stopping you from creating, drawing, writing and/or posting your own version of MC online if you don't like the canon MC. Same goes for literally every other character.
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i’m so excited for the harper mod..
actual conversations that happen in dragon age
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