oh my god i’m so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it
When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
Whb mc personal headcanons extra (mostly just talking)
(thank you Tumblr for not giving me any indication that people were commenting)
I can't believe I need a disclaimer:
This post is in no way an argument of "why MC sucks or not etc" This is just my opinion and how I see her. Because I have a crippling problem of always trying to hyper-analyze protagonists and blank slate characters. If you try to use this to harass or win some argument over the internet about a porn game I will throw a break at you. This is me sharing my opinions and inviting people to a discussion. I want to talk about funny fictional characters.
Since I am a female I am going to use she/her pronouns for MC! My opinions about MC still stand regardless of gender.
First of all: Y'all thank you so so much for not going after me after saying MC has incel traits.
Obviously I'm not trying to make fun of MC for having these traits... Because if you peel back all of the violent misogynistic, homophobic and literally everything else. You just get people who are very sad lonely and have very low self-esteem.
MC strikes me has the type of person to just have given up on everything using porn as an outlet for a lot of trauma they have...
And trauma they are still having, bro she literally watched the only person she had in her life die right in front of her just like her parents... She was so distraught losing another person She literally begged to do anything from a demon. (Before she knew anything)
As much as I have problems with her I personally feel bad, She lost her parents at a very very young age being raised by a family who I assume probably had a little to do in her life. They're nice but according to the little screen time they have they don't seem to care that much.
May I remind you that MC lives alone in her own house... The same house That was owned by her deceased parents. Minhyeok was literally the only person she had.
And then it continues in hell, especially in the story these demons she lives with through the relationship with her is very transactional. She is there for one reason... And she's having sex too basically breathe.
And even if these demons did love her, for a while they didn't like her because of hers They liked her because of the completely different person she was in the past. Some demons are constantly comparing her and bringing her down to *descendant of Solomon*
I don't doubt her for being very detached because of this, I bet if a demon did try to genuinely want her affection... Not sex... Dating and affection. The first thing MC is going to think is "okay do they need me to take my pants off? They're kind of sexy so I might like this."
Not going to mention the amount of times demons took advantage of her or betrayed her trust or tried to kill her...
And the little fart on the shit cake...
SHE BASICALLY FOUND OUT THAT EVERYTHING SHE KNEW WAS A LIE. AND THE ONLY PERSON SHE GREW UP WITH TRUSTED AND THE CLOSEST SHE EVER FELT TO ANYONE IS POSSIBLY A MASTER MANIPULATOR WHO PROBABLY CREATED THIS ENTIRE LIFE OF HER PERSONAL SUFFERING FOR JUST HIM...
Ooh! I just know MC is going to be so allergic to commitment.
In conclusion: MC is extremely traumatized, And they are still getting traumatized to this day!
I'm back ♡! I just realized there are only a few hours left until the event ends, so I need to get this information out of my system and move on with my life.
Part 2: The first encounter with Solomon and the school in Heaven
♡ Spoilers for Lucifer's Student card and The Sweetest Test in the World
Thousands of years ago, after angels, demons, and humans had already been created by God, Lucifer began to question the supposedly perfect state of Heaven and its inhabitants.
Was it possible for a perfect place to evolve? Could heaven improve or surpass itself? Be even better? His mind revolved around that question endlessly for a looong time.
Seen the state of his firstborn, God suggested him something a little weird, that he seek answers from someone he would never have thought to consult, ever. Solomon, a human king. In Lucifer's eyes, he was nothing more than an insignificant mortal (ﾟロﾟ)
He couldnt understand why God would even take an interest in someone like him, why he paid attention to him, why he favored him to such an extent that he even allowed him to visit Heaven at His side?? In a way, in his search for one answer he had created an entirely different question in his mind.
So, taking God's advice almost as a command, one day Lucifer accompanied Solomon to earth (to Jerusalem i suppose?, if we follow the bible). There Solomon would introduce him to to a concept entirely new to Heaven, a new system of learning known as 'school' (oﾟ▽ﾟ)o
And so, Lucifer watched as Solomon told stories and shared his wisdom to the enthusiastic people who gathered around seeking knowledge, also how Solomon's very presence naturally drew people to him. Hidden, Lucifer observed the scene for hours, so absorbed in it that he couldn't notice the passing of time until night had fallen.
Thanks to this demonstration, he had found a solution to heaven's problem (°◡°♡) or so he believed. Yet that other question remained, a small thorn stuck in his mind..
It must have been the wind, Luci.
Time passed, and Lucifer tried to create a school in Heaven, but... he failed miserably. The angels didn't cooperate, in fact they did the exact opposite lol
It was a greeeeeat disappointment, and after that major failure Lucifer just gave up on the idea. Though he never tried again, he always felt guilty for not having been able to make it work, especially for the sake of his three insane siblings.
Before the event came out, I wondered why Lucifer had been given the role of a student instead of a teacher, since he always gave me the impression of beeng this kind of person who would act as a mentor to at least his brothers (even to the demon ones!).
Well, thansk to his new chats we now know that even if he had the chance to choose his role, he would still choose to be a student, because he cannot bear the fact that he failed as a teacher thousands of years ago.
Oh, Luci ;;;
On a brighter final note, in the event Lucifer is able to participate again as an outsider/observer of the dynamics of a modern human school. Thanks to this, all those memories with Solomon came back, but now he has time to reflect on himself...
and think about Mc ♡.
The next post will be the last one, I swearrrrrrr (ง •̀_•́)ง
Given it is now pride month, I decided to put out what I headcanon are like the sexualities of the uhhh angels sooo
Getting the obvious out of the way first
Gabriel: He's like Aroace and no one can tell me otherwise. Like he's in love with God yeah wtv he was made with that doesn't count. He hates the idea of sex we all already saw that and I don't see him falling for anyone like, yk, at all. He just hates everyone, period.
Now with the least obvious two
Michael: I have a feeling he's also Aro but like Bi I guess???? With a preference for men who look, act, and talk like Lucifer but we do not mind that and instead focus on the fact that man is not straight completely. Maybe like a half-cooked half-raw spaghetti. And he could be like asexual but like unlike Gabriel he could have sex if he had to. Like with the whole your idol thing. Like he can and he doesn't like hate it, he'd just rather, yk, not. Gray asexual maybe??? Still figuring that out....
And last but not least
Raphael: He's MCsexual
Thanks for reading!
Okay but fr now
Raphael: He's most likely bisexual (like depends on the mc you play as) because he didn't actually like love Lucifer or God in the way Michael or Gabriel do. Like sure, he does, just that he's more chill about it. Which doesn't really give me anything to go by. And also the fact that clearly MC was his first, second and third time and he's like in loovee with them. Idk he's weird but maybe I just haven't read into him enough.
Also I decided it would fit more to swap Raphael for Usagi and give Momonga to Gabriel soooo
Uraphi and Momongab
Tbh it just fits them more like this idk Usagi is a fatass and Momonga is a dick I think it works
Belphegor couldn’t help how small and vulnerable you were in Hell compared to the others around. You'd better be fortunate enough to have his mercenaries protect you — but that wasn’t the exact thing in mind. Let’s say you weren’t as tainted as he is.
The king almost constantly relieves himself in his bed, leaving his used manga a sticky mess, and his toys viciously worn out. He wonders about what you feel like. You must feel way better to fuck than any of his toys combined. He can feel his shaft throb just from thinking about it.
At one point, you went out to eat with Belphegor and his men for some leisure time. A while later, after the food arrived, you ordered a medium-sized Hell’s Burger that was a bit larger than expected. You might as well cut it in half or quarters.
“Ya sure it’s big enough to fit that mouth?”
You notice the voice coming from Belphegor. He stares at you while resting his head on the back of his hand. It made you feel flustered and embarrassed.
“Sigh, it’s not a big deal, okay?”
The dismissiveness wasn’t a bother at all — a low, playful snicker letting go before he started on his main course. Belphegor saying something perverted in public was not on your bingo card. You brushed it off and went along through the day, but this was far from over.
If you thought the tease back at the restaurant was bad enough, wait until he gets you down on your knees, facing his cock while Belphie’s back is against the wall. He strokes it patiently in his hand, piercings gleaming at your disposal to be licked. Belphegor lightly smacked your face with his length as he chuckled. How can he resist such cute little reactions?
“Kehe, I’ve been wonderin’ when yer gonna lend me a hand,” he tousles your hair, “How ‘bout I take that mouth fer a test drive?”
The adorned tip pushes itself towards your parting lips. You close your eyes halfway and welcome its taste of smeared pre-cum. Belphegor pushes your head down without trying to gag you, hips rocking steadily.
“Ahh, ya got some pretty lips, sugar,” the devil huffs as his motions get rougher.
He keeps a good eye on you, a sliver of drool tearing down your mouth. The heat and saliva together felt sweetly warm to the touch. Your muffled whimpers, hungry for his cock, force it to throb with intensity. Belphie’s intuition was correct all along — a visible grin formed across his face.
Arching his head back, Belphegor panted and growled louder in the quiet space. The sounds start to reach the nearest corners of the castle without a care in the world. That’s what mattered to him, though. He wanted everyone to know how good you’re making his cock feel. It got so intense that he pressed both hands on your head with force. Belphegor continues ruining your mouth, milking himself hurriedly, and treating you like the personal cum dump you are.
The king clenches his fangs, “Yeah, keep at it like that. Fuck- Hah- yer gonna be mine…”
As long as you were by his side, what was the point of using his toys more often? Your perfect lips. The moistness in your mouth. They were a perfect match.
For mere seconds, a sudden burst of hot seed fills your mouth, causing you to wince. It keeps pumping down your throat as you try your best to swallow simultaneously. He bottoms out and leaves you to consume any remaining fluid, the dripping making it worse.
“Heh, ya done real good, didn’t ya, sugar?”
Belphegor pulls out and leaves a thin string of saliva before it disconnects briefly. He lifts your chin up to examine your worn-out mouth. A thumb is pushed against your tongue until you suck it out of the blue. That didn’t settle him down enough. The small act itself was only a start for the lesson he’ll give you very soon.
Nsfw, gn!reader x minhyeok, reader indulging his fetish (black panties) but no genitals described, pre mature ejaculation (on minhyeoks part), lowkey dom/sub adjecent, idiots in love:
Word count: 693
I miss my wife ;((((
Squeeze ur legs around Minhyeoks head. Make sure hes facing towards the black panties he brought you himself. His silent requests, the lingering eyes when you walk around at home naked after returning back home to him after years of absence. Theres little shame left in you, if any at all, which hes glad theres no need in asking. Your hand playing with his dark hair as he mouth at the only fabric on your body, your eyes registering how red hes getting so you release pressure from his skull. You still do love him. Fuck it, you never stopped loving him, if anything seeing his pure degeneracy honestly spurs you on.
"Youre so cute like this." Its a simple fact, but Minhyeoks eyes still widen catching your stare. "What? I wanted to say this for years even before i was taken." Not left, it would imply you had a say in the decision. Before Minhyeoks responds with stuttering, your leg hooks around his neck so hes pressed impossibly close again, low moan escaping him.
Having weird or odd fetishes is one thing, but being attracted to a piece of clothing? And specifically black panties? You expected more from him, but at least its easier than, i dont know trying to figure out how half of fetishes in hell work. And keeping track of them, eugh. Minhyeok is so simple, maybe simpler than devils. He loves to stare, he loves being around, he loves simple affection, he loves when you dont hide from him. He loves you. And you, of course, love him. Because watching him cum from being in close proximity from your crotch is enough to make him cum - he looks adorable.
Your eyes widen at his closed ones, "Wait really? That easy? No no no i gotta see that." your lips curl upwards. Your legs move away from his neck, while he himself moves closer to hide the mess in his lap. But thats not enough, his hair is yanked as you look down at the still twitching cock in his lap as some release paints his legs making his thighs shine under the light in the room. "Awww, i love you so much. You could've said something, id let you cum on me." Your hand moves down to his jaw before you lean down to kiss him, not letting him utter a word for a nother long moment.
When you try to lean away so he can catch a breath (you yourself used to longer making out sessions so need for air for yourself barely registers as a need anymore), his hands find your legs, he slowly stands up on his knees so its easier to reach into the kiss. His eyes still closed when you open yours, when no warmth meets his lips he whines so pathetically you think youre fucking one of the devils again. Your heart squeezes at the innocent display so you lean back.
Establishing relationship after having tens of other relationship is a bit awkward, but far better for you. The way cards fell, Minhyeok fucked only handful of people in years apart, all of which looked similiarly to you... Which is cute. Not like you didnt indulge Minhyeok-need in yourself in hell, those transforming devils be damned for finding out about your human. Buuut the nights spent moaning his name before actually fucking him could not compare to having here in your shared home, on his knees, begging to fuck you/get fucked by you. Hes still unsure what he wants more--
You open your eyes, leaning back before Minhyeok can whimper you back into the action to look down at his hand thats been palming him this whole time. "Tst, i didnt tell you to touch yourself," he flinches, eyes opening, and arm flying back to lie on his side awkwardly even as his hips unintentionally buck to you, "I didnt tell you to stop either." Minheyoks lips smile looking at you again, slowly moving his eyes down from your face straight to your panties. He glances up apologetically before moving his face back down, moaning when his warm hand starts fisting himself.
• WHB is a gooner game. There are going to be sex scenes. That is the whole point of the game. It has plot too, but the plot is secondary. Gooner games have gooner content in them. Okay?
• MC is the main character of the gooner game. As such, they are going to be involved in the sex scenes. This is unavoidable, because the game was made specifically with the sex scenes as the focus.
• The alternative to MC enjoying it too much or being too shameless is for them to resist and dislike the sex they're having. They will be having sex with these demons either way, because that is the point of the game. If rape happens to be your preference, that's what the angel cards are for.
• If you don't want to see sexual content, perhaps do not download a gooner game.
• If you absolutely MUST have the game, you have the option to skip past dialogue without having to read it. There's also a button to skip the entire scene if you want.
• The game was created to show a wide variety of kinks. You will not like all of them. Some other people do. Some other people won't like your kinks either. The game will still have these kinks. These people will still have these kinks.
• The game devs do not know you. MC is not somehow based specifically and magically upon you, yourself, reading this post right now. They have never met you. MC is not literally you. You are playing from MC's pov.
• If the characters proportions are wrong, it's usually a pretty solid sign that the artist got the characters proportions wrong. Not everything is indicative of AI. This game has always had janky artwork. Look at the sprites. Look at Mammon. I went into hysterics the first time I saw him. Let's not act like the proportions in this game are flawless. I did not cry real tears of disbelief over his Mr-Potato-Head ass build just to see one of the few games still employing real artists fall to AI witch-hunt over imperfect artwork.
• Asmodeus is not evil or insufferable or abusive because he is a narcissist. He is insufferable and he is also a narcissist. You are being ableist. If the only time you bring up his narcissism is to talk about how bad of a person he is, you are ableist. You can dislike him without pinning all his wrongdoings to his narcissism.
• All of the characters are going to be a bit morally bankrupt. They are demons. We are in hell. It is not supposed to be healthy or a moral lesson, it is supposed to be a steamy fantasy. This is, again, the point of the game.
• If you want to see a change in the game or make a complaint about it, you need to email prettybusy. I cannot stress this enough. They are not going to be scrolling fandom tags. Wanting it hard enough will not make it happen. You have to collectively provide feedback. This goes for bugs, glitches, etc.
• WHB is a gacha game. Gacha games are addictive. It is gambling. Be responsible when you play. This is important.
• Tag your posts. As mentioned previously, this is a kink game. Not everyone will like the same kinks as you. Give other fans the option to filter out what they don't want to see.
• There is nothing stopping you from creating, drawing, writing and/or posting your own version of MC online if you don't like the canon MC. Same goes for literally every other character.
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