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@resident-fanboy

Fine arts major, local professional graffiti artist and erotica dealer, lover of all things bright and beautiful, age 22, they/he

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Hello lovelies! Nie Huaisang here🙂‍↕️

Just a brief lil’ introduction for my rabid fans (no pun intended ofc)

I’m in my third year here at our lovely university! How I ended up getting into college is beyond me. I think Da-ge MUST have pulled some strings

Like my bio says, if you need some mural work done I am the person for you, both legally and illegally (da-ge and the police if you see this, for legal reasons that’s a joke)

You can usually find me in my apartment or upstairs in the studio. Maybe even classes, sometimes!

#fan theories <— my tag for any asks that y’all might send in for me!

#bird says shit <— general posts tag

#arts and crafts <— for anything related to my art!

#paint the town <— for my graffiti art!

#nhs lover boy <—for my romantic endeavors

#huaisang’s daily fit check <— for whenever I want to post myself looking sexy <3

#A-cheng’s things💜 <— things that remind me of my boyfriennnnd🫶

#tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber <— for mine and Wei-Xiong’s shenanigans

People I know!!

@nomore-mr-wifi <— Wei-Xiong, once again in my good graces

@j1ang-cheng <— My boyfriend whom I love dearly, bad chicken opinions and all

@guanyao-house-of-jin <— Either my third or fourth favorite person (depending on how I feel about da-ge at any given moment)

@not-so-lan-jingyi <— my beloved Junior who likes me more than WWX and whom I gossip with

@jiang-yanlijie <— the most wonderful perfect amazing woman in the world💜

@xichen-jade-of-lan <—Da-ge’s only friend besides me

@niemj <—my third or fourth favorite person (depending on how much he’s pissed me off)

@zizhen-deez-nuts <— one of my beloved junors🫡

@prof-lan-qiren <— Old Fuddy-duddy

@jianghu-occult-club <— One of my best friendsss <3

@cooking-with-xingchen <— Wei-Xiong’s…. uncle?

@looming-dis-ass-ter <— My gossip girl

@lan-zhan-blog <— my friend :)

@lan-sizhui-stars <— the sweetest kid around🫶

@j1n-z1xuan <— Wei-Xiong and A-Cheng’s hot honorary brother in law🫢

@luo-qingyang <— My queeeeen hi girrrl

@the-good-wens <— One of my favorite people and his lovely sister <3

@qin-su-feels Another beautiful lady joins the chat!

You put Jiang-qianbei in time out?? :O How? For what? Story please???

I put him in timeout whenever he pisses me off I will have you know☝️

And by time out I mean I hide in our room and lock the door and don’t let him come in or talk to me until he has made the proper apologies like bringing a sweet treat or a willingness to give me lots and lots of kisses✌️😗it is very fun to watch him grovel

#bird says shit

"what's stopping u from–" listen i am so so sleepy

resident-fanboy

HEY DIVA'S @nomore-mr-wifi and I decided we might as well end this semester with a bang, so we planned a party! Come get drunk and eat good food with us or else I will hunt everyone down and make you. Except for you freshman. I guess you can skip the drunk part....

@j1ang-cheng @jiang-yanlijie @jin-ling-and-fairy @the-good-wens @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog @guanyao-house-of-jin @niemj @xichen-jade-of-lan @not-so-lan-jingyi @j1n-z1xuan @ghost-girl-xiao-qing @lan-sizhui-stars @zizhen-deez-nuts

Guess I'll go

But I won't be the one to babysit if any of you fuckers drink too much

resident-fanboy

What if I drink too much🥺

Then you're your own responsibility

resident-fanboy

WHAT??? D:

So…you hate me😔it’s okay😔I understand. I guess I will just go mope and nurse the pain of learning that the of the love of my life hates me it’s okay .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`·.

As if your instinct if i got too drunk weren't to take photos and leave me to sleep

I'm doing the same just without the pictures and leaving you to sleep on my brother's sofa

resident-fanboy

FALSE! LIES! SLANDER!

I would obviously get my brother to drive us home :( perks of having a brother who doesn’t drink much!

BUT ANYWAY YOU CANT ABANDON ME! You can’t or I’ll cry and I’ll never speak to you again!

You sure you could manage that? Sounds fake but okay

And please do not do that, your brother hates me as is

resident-fanboy

I could I promise! I’ll make da-ge promise to drive us home if we need! Or I would if you hadn’t dared to imply you would ABANDON me instead of taking me home to our warm bed and snuggling me :(((

And he doesn’t hate you. He just…is very protective?

Excuse me for not believing that. And it's not abandoning. I would make sure you're alive and well. Might even be better as you'd probably throw up on the ride back

So am i but I don't go and argue about it, no?

resident-fanboy

WHATEVER. I’m going to go help Wangji-Xiong set up. I bet HE would drive me home if I asked him to .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`

I think he will be too busy driving home in my brother for that

resident-fanboy

Hm well da-ge said he will drive ME home and YOU can find your own way home then, since obviously you’d prefer that

Who says I'm going home? I'll crash at my brother's. Then you'll be the only one at our place.. alone. Do you really want that?

resident-fanboy

WHAT??

Fine then. You stay with Wei-xiong and have to deal with him and Wangji-xiong and I’LL stay home with Maple and hide all your sewing supplies and rearrange all our cupboards xP

And you'll do all that while drunk?

Guess I'll never be finished with the collection I'm making for you.. what a shame

resident-fanboy

JIANG WANYIN

I’m ignoring you now. I have been insulted and belittled enough. I see now that you obviously don’t care about me at ALL😞

Now that just isn't true?? How can you say i don't care??

resident-fanboy

You won’t even drive me home😭

Well excuse me for wanting to drink and not be worried about what i might drunkenly say in front of your brother??

resident-fanboy

He won’t care! What’s the worst you could say anyway?

Maybe thst i want to go down hard and dirty on his precious little sibling??

He'd skin me right there and then

resident-fanboy

Oh my gosh that would be hilarious

And dw I wouldn’t let him skin you! I like you too much for that

Not hilarious enough to be worth the disappointed look in Mingjue's eyes

And although I'm pretty confident im my martial arts i would be drunk against him

So would you

resident-fanboy

Yeah but he’s soft for me :) he likes to act all tough but I know if I whine and act pathe enough he will do aaaanythinf I ask

Yeah for you.. not me

The best he'd do is not make you watch as he beats me up

resident-fanboy

Don’t worry! I will defend you! I won’t let him hurt you can I can protect you cause I am all strong from going to the gym now!

Thank you a-sang.. maybe in a few years ye?

resident-fanboy

>:O

I am strong! I am so strong! I can lift like so much weight!

Mhm and how much exactly?

resident-fanboy

I dunno you’re supposed to keep track of that for me :(((

I do but that wasn't-

you know what nevermind

Maybe it'd do both of us good to let your brother do as he pleases

resident-fanboy

It’s not like he ever does anything else lol

BUT BACK TO BUSINESS WILL YOU PLEAAAAASSSE LET DA-GE AND I DRIVE YOU HOME??

Things My Boyfriend Does That I Think Are Cute

Kitten sneezes when we are alone together. Cute.

Drools in his sleep. Gross. But cute <3

Taks pains to make sure his pots and pans are organized. Cute.

Cries when I put him in timeout and don't let him have anything but bread and water until I've decided he's learned his lesson. Cute🥰

Cries when he's drunk. Super cute.

Doesn't let me open doors myself. CUTE.

Is scared of me when I'm mad at him. Cuuuute.

Can hold me up with one arm. Cute...and also sexy.

thank you for coming to my tedtalk

#bird says shit #nhs lover boy

fit check for the party tonight! what do we think? :)

resident-fanboy

Wowww diva! Slaying as always <3

thank you, huaisang :)

your fit was amazing as well! <3

resident-fanboy

Awwwww thank you <333

anyway, i don’t think i’ll make it to the party because my brothers pissed me off and i need to stay by myself, i’m sorry :(

resident-fanboy

UGH HOW DARE THEY

The joys of having brothers, huh? That’s okay queen take all the time you need; do you want me to swing by with some snacks later?

oh, no, you’ll probably be exhausted after the party :) but i appreciate it, thank you

enjoy the evening darling! <3

resident-fanboy

You sure?? I made da-ge promise not to drink so he can drive and I’m sure I could convince him to stop along the way!

yeah, yeah, don’t worry! :) i think i’ll just have a cozy night, watch my fav movie and go to bed early <3

but we can meet up tomorrow if you feel like it!

resident-fanboy

I would love to!

And lmk if I need to talk sense into that brother of yours. Both actually if you need

fit check for the party tonight! what do we think? :)

resident-fanboy

Wowww diva! Slaying as always <3

thank you, huaisang :)

your fit was amazing as well! <3

resident-fanboy

Awwwww thank you <333

anyway, i don’t think i’ll make it to the party because my brothers pissed me off and i need to stay by myself, i’m sorry :(

resident-fanboy

UGH HOW DARE THEY

The joys of having brothers, huh? That’s okay queen take all the time you need; do you want me to swing by with some snacks later?

oh, no, you’ll probably be exhausted after the party :) but i appreciate it, thank you

enjoy the evening darling! <3

resident-fanboy

You sure?? I made da-ge promise not to drink so he can drive and I’m sure I could convince him to stop along the way!

fit check for the party tonight! what do we think? :)

resident-fanboy

Wowww diva! Slaying as always <3

thank you, huaisang :)

your fit was amazing as well! <3

resident-fanboy

Awwwww thank you <333

anyway, i don’t think i’ll make it to the party because my brothers pissed me off and i need to stay by myself, i’m sorry :(

resident-fanboy

UGH HOW DARE THEY

The joys of having brothers, huh? That’s okay queen take all the time you need; do you want me to swing by with some snacks later?

fit check for the party tonight! what do we think? :)

resident-fanboy

Wowww diva! Slaying as always <3

thank you, huaisang :)

your fit was amazing as well! <3

resident-fanboy

Awwwww thank you <333

fit check for the party tonight! what do we think? :)

resident-fanboy

Wowww diva! Slaying as always <3

resident-fanboy

HEY DIVA'S @nomore-mr-wifi and I decided we might as well end this semester with a bang, so we planned a party! Come get drunk and eat good food with us or else I will hunt everyone down and make you. Except for you freshman. I guess you can skip the drunk part....

@j1ang-cheng @jiang-yanlijie @jin-ling-and-fairy @the-good-wens @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog @guanyao-house-of-jin @niemj @xichen-jade-of-lan @not-so-lan-jingyi @j1n-z1xuan @ghost-girl-xiao-qing @lan-sizhui-stars @zizhen-deez-nuts

Guess I'll go

But I won't be the one to babysit if any of you fuckers drink too much

resident-fanboy

What if I drink too much🥺

Then you're your own responsibility

resident-fanboy

WHAT??? D:

So…you hate me😔it’s okay😔I understand. I guess I will just go mope and nurse the pain of learning that the of the love of my life hates me it’s okay .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`·.

As if your instinct if i got too drunk weren't to take photos and leave me to sleep

I'm doing the same just without the pictures and leaving you to sleep on my brother's sofa

resident-fanboy

FALSE! LIES! SLANDER!

I would obviously get my brother to drive us home :( perks of having a brother who doesn’t drink much!

BUT ANYWAY YOU CANT ABANDON ME! You can’t or I’ll cry and I’ll never speak to you again!

You sure you could manage that? Sounds fake but okay

And please do not do that, your brother hates me as is

resident-fanboy

I could I promise! I’ll make da-ge promise to drive us home if we need! Or I would if you hadn’t dared to imply you would ABANDON me instead of taking me home to our warm bed and snuggling me :(((

And he doesn’t hate you. He just…is very protective?

Excuse me for not believing that. And it's not abandoning. I would make sure you're alive and well. Might even be better as you'd probably throw up on the ride back

So am i but I don't go and argue about it, no?

resident-fanboy

WHATEVER. I’m going to go help Wangji-Xiong set up. I bet HE would drive me home if I asked him to .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`

I think he will be too busy driving home in my brother for that

resident-fanboy

Hm well da-ge said he will drive ME home and YOU can find your own way home then, since obviously you’d prefer that

Who says I'm going home? I'll crash at my brother's. Then you'll be the only one at our place.. alone. Do you really want that?

resident-fanboy

WHAT??

Fine then. You stay with Wei-xiong and have to deal with him and Wangji-xiong and I’LL stay home with Maple and hide all your sewing supplies and rearrange all our cupboards xP

And you'll do all that while drunk?

Guess I'll never be finished with the collection I'm making for you.. what a shame

resident-fanboy

JIANG WANYIN

I’m ignoring you now. I have been insulted and belittled enough. I see now that you obviously don’t care about me at ALL😞

Now that just isn't true?? How can you say i don't care??

resident-fanboy

You won’t even drive me home😭

Well excuse me for wanting to drink and not be worried about what i might drunkenly say in front of your brother??

resident-fanboy

He won’t care! What’s the worst you could say anyway?

Maybe thst i want to go down hard and dirty on his precious little sibling??

He'd skin me right there and then

resident-fanboy

Oh my gosh that would be hilarious

And dw I wouldn’t let him skin you! I like you too much for that

Not hilarious enough to be worth the disappointed look in Mingjue's eyes

And although I'm pretty confident im my martial arts i would be drunk against him

So would you

resident-fanboy

Yeah but he’s soft for me :) he likes to act all tough but I know if I whine and act pathe enough he will do aaaanythinf I ask

Yeah for you.. not me

The best he'd do is not make you watch as he beats me up

resident-fanboy

Don’t worry! I will defend you! I won’t let him hurt you can I can protect you cause I am all strong from going to the gym now!

Thank you a-sang.. maybe in a few years ye?

resident-fanboy

>:O

I am strong! I am so strong! I can lift like so much weight!

Mhm and how much exactly?

resident-fanboy

I dunno you’re supposed to keep track of that for me :(((

resident-fanboy

HEY DIVA'S @nomore-mr-wifi and I decided we might as well end this semester with a bang, so we planned a party! Come get drunk and eat good food with us or else I will hunt everyone down and make you. Except for you freshman. I guess you can skip the drunk part....

@j1ang-cheng @jiang-yanlijie @jin-ling-and-fairy @the-good-wens @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog @guanyao-house-of-jin @niemj @xichen-jade-of-lan @not-so-lan-jingyi @j1n-z1xuan @ghost-girl-xiao-qing @lan-sizhui-stars @zizhen-deez-nuts

Guess I'll go

But I won't be the one to babysit if any of you fuckers drink too much

resident-fanboy

What if I drink too much🥺

Then you're your own responsibility

resident-fanboy

WHAT??? D:

So…you hate me😔it’s okay😔I understand. I guess I will just go mope and nurse the pain of learning that the of the love of my life hates me it’s okay .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`·.

As if your instinct if i got too drunk weren't to take photos and leave me to sleep

I'm doing the same just without the pictures and leaving you to sleep on my brother's sofa

resident-fanboy

FALSE! LIES! SLANDER!

I would obviously get my brother to drive us home :( perks of having a brother who doesn’t drink much!

BUT ANYWAY YOU CANT ABANDON ME! You can’t or I’ll cry and I’ll never speak to you again!

You sure you could manage that? Sounds fake but okay

And please do not do that, your brother hates me as is

resident-fanboy

I could I promise! I’ll make da-ge promise to drive us home if we need! Or I would if you hadn’t dared to imply you would ABANDON me instead of taking me home to our warm bed and snuggling me :(((

And he doesn’t hate you. He just…is very protective?

Excuse me for not believing that. And it's not abandoning. I would make sure you're alive and well. Might even be better as you'd probably throw up on the ride back

So am i but I don't go and argue about it, no?

resident-fanboy

WHATEVER. I’m going to go help Wangji-Xiong set up. I bet HE would drive me home if I asked him to .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`

I think he will be too busy driving home in my brother for that

resident-fanboy

Hm well da-ge said he will drive ME home and YOU can find your own way home then, since obviously you’d prefer that

Who says I'm going home? I'll crash at my brother's. Then you'll be the only one at our place.. alone. Do you really want that?

resident-fanboy

WHAT??

Fine then. You stay with Wei-xiong and have to deal with him and Wangji-xiong and I’LL stay home with Maple and hide all your sewing supplies and rearrange all our cupboards xP

And you'll do all that while drunk?

Guess I'll never be finished with the collection I'm making for you.. what a shame

resident-fanboy

JIANG WANYIN

I’m ignoring you now. I have been insulted and belittled enough. I see now that you obviously don’t care about me at ALL😞

Now that just isn't true?? How can you say i don't care??

resident-fanboy

You won’t even drive me home😭

Well excuse me for wanting to drink and not be worried about what i might drunkenly say in front of your brother??

resident-fanboy

He won’t care! What’s the worst you could say anyway?

Maybe thst i want to go down hard and dirty on his precious little sibling??

He'd skin me right there and then

resident-fanboy

Oh my gosh that would be hilarious

And dw I wouldn’t let him skin you! I like you too much for that

Not hilarious enough to be worth the disappointed look in Mingjue's eyes

And although I'm pretty confident im my martial arts i would be drunk against him

So would you

resident-fanboy

Yeah but he’s soft for me :) he likes to act all tough but I know if I whine and act pathe enough he will do aaaanythinf I ask

Yeah for you.. not me

The best he'd do is not make you watch as he beats me up

resident-fanboy

Don’t worry! I will defend you! I won’t let him hurt you can I can protect you cause I am all strong from going to the gym now!

Thank you a-sang.. maybe in a few years ye?

resident-fanboy

>:O

I am strong! I am so strong! I can lift like so much weight!

resident-fanboy

HEY DIVA'S @nomore-mr-wifi and I decided we might as well end this semester with a bang, so we planned a party! Come get drunk and eat good food with us or else I will hunt everyone down and make you. Except for you freshman. I guess you can skip the drunk part....

@j1ang-cheng @jiang-yanlijie @jin-ling-and-fairy @the-good-wens @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog @guanyao-house-of-jin @niemj @xichen-jade-of-lan @not-so-lan-jingyi @j1n-z1xuan @ghost-girl-xiao-qing @lan-sizhui-stars @zizhen-deez-nuts

Guess I'll go

But I won't be the one to babysit if any of you fuckers drink too much

resident-fanboy

What if I drink too much🥺

Then you're your own responsibility

resident-fanboy

WHAT??? D:

So…you hate me😔it’s okay😔I understand. I guess I will just go mope and nurse the pain of learning that the of the love of my life hates me it’s okay .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`·.

As if your instinct if i got too drunk weren't to take photos and leave me to sleep

I'm doing the same just without the pictures and leaving you to sleep on my brother's sofa

resident-fanboy

FALSE! LIES! SLANDER!

I would obviously get my brother to drive us home :( perks of having a brother who doesn’t drink much!

BUT ANYWAY YOU CANT ABANDON ME! You can’t or I’ll cry and I’ll never speak to you again!

You sure you could manage that? Sounds fake but okay

And please do not do that, your brother hates me as is

resident-fanboy

I could I promise! I’ll make da-ge promise to drive us home if we need! Or I would if you hadn’t dared to imply you would ABANDON me instead of taking me home to our warm bed and snuggling me :(((

And he doesn’t hate you. He just…is very protective?

Excuse me for not believing that. And it's not abandoning. I would make sure you're alive and well. Might even be better as you'd probably throw up on the ride back

So am i but I don't go and argue about it, no?

resident-fanboy

WHATEVER. I’m going to go help Wangji-Xiong set up. I bet HE would drive me home if I asked him to .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`

I think he will be too busy driving home in my brother for that

resident-fanboy

Hm well da-ge said he will drive ME home and YOU can find your own way home then, since obviously you’d prefer that

Who says I'm going home? I'll crash at my brother's. Then you'll be the only one at our place.. alone. Do you really want that?

resident-fanboy

WHAT??

Fine then. You stay with Wei-xiong and have to deal with him and Wangji-xiong and I’LL stay home with Maple and hide all your sewing supplies and rearrange all our cupboards xP

And you'll do all that while drunk?

Guess I'll never be finished with the collection I'm making for you.. what a shame

resident-fanboy

JIANG WANYIN

I’m ignoring you now. I have been insulted and belittled enough. I see now that you obviously don’t care about me at ALL😞

Now that just isn't true?? How can you say i don't care??

resident-fanboy

You won’t even drive me home😭

Well excuse me for wanting to drink and not be worried about what i might drunkenly say in front of your brother??

resident-fanboy

He won’t care! What’s the worst you could say anyway?

Maybe thst i want to go down hard and dirty on his precious little sibling??

He'd skin me right there and then

resident-fanboy

Oh my gosh that would be hilarious

And dw I wouldn’t let him skin you! I like you too much for that

Not hilarious enough to be worth the disappointed look in Mingjue's eyes

And although I'm pretty confident im my martial arts i would be drunk against him

So would you

resident-fanboy

Yeah but he’s soft for me :) he likes to act all tough but I know if I whine and act pathe enough he will do aaaanythinf I ask

Yeah for you.. not me

The best he'd do is not make you watch as he beats me up

resident-fanboy

Don’t worry! I will defend you! I won’t let him hurt you can I can protect you cause I am all strong from going to the gym now!

#ooc: laughing at the image of tiny little Huaisang squaring up against their brother who is a good two heads taller than them lol

Fit check for the party i guess

resident-fanboy

WOW

WOW WOW WOW :)

My handsome boyfriend <3 #myhandsomeboyfriend

Thought you'd be too mad to acknowledge my fit post

resident-fanboy

A-cheng I am never too mad to tell you how sexy you are

Good to know :)

resident-fanboy

Why do I feel like you’re going to use this against me…

Who knows :)

resident-fanboy

It appears that I overindulged in alcohol last night. My apologies to anyone I may have bothered with my insensible behavior.

resident-fanboy

It’s okay wangji-xiong it was cute!

#bird says shit

Fit check for the party i guess

resident-fanboy

WOW

WOW WOW WOW :)

My handsome boyfriend <3 #myhandsomeboyfriend

Thought you'd be too mad to acknowledge my fit post

resident-fanboy

A-cheng I am never too mad to tell you how sexy you are

Good to know :)

resident-fanboy

Why do I feel like you’re going to use this against me…

resident-fanboy

HEY DIVA'S @nomore-mr-wifi and I decided we might as well end this semester with a bang, so we planned a party! Come get drunk and eat good food with us or else I will hunt everyone down and make you. Except for you freshman. I guess you can skip the drunk part....

@j1ang-cheng @jiang-yanlijie @jin-ling-and-fairy @the-good-wens @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog @guanyao-house-of-jin @niemj @xichen-jade-of-lan @not-so-lan-jingyi @j1n-z1xuan @ghost-girl-xiao-qing @lan-sizhui-stars @zizhen-deez-nuts

Guess I'll go

But I won't be the one to babysit if any of you fuckers drink too much

resident-fanboy

What if I drink too much🥺

Then you're your own responsibility

resident-fanboy

WHAT??? D:

So…you hate me😔it’s okay😔I understand. I guess I will just go mope and nurse the pain of learning that the of the love of my life hates me it’s okay .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`·.

As if your instinct if i got too drunk weren't to take photos and leave me to sleep

I'm doing the same just without the pictures and leaving you to sleep on my brother's sofa

resident-fanboy

FALSE! LIES! SLANDER!

I would obviously get my brother to drive us home :( perks of having a brother who doesn’t drink much!

BUT ANYWAY YOU CANT ABANDON ME! You can’t or I’ll cry and I’ll never speak to you again!

You sure you could manage that? Sounds fake but okay

And please do not do that, your brother hates me as is

resident-fanboy

I could I promise! I’ll make da-ge promise to drive us home if we need! Or I would if you hadn’t dared to imply you would ABANDON me instead of taking me home to our warm bed and snuggling me :(((

And he doesn’t hate you. He just…is very protective?

Excuse me for not believing that. And it's not abandoning. I would make sure you're alive and well. Might even be better as you'd probably throw up on the ride back

So am i but I don't go and argue about it, no?

resident-fanboy

WHATEVER. I’m going to go help Wangji-Xiong set up. I bet HE would drive me home if I asked him to .·´¯`(ू>︿< ू)´¯`

I think he will be too busy driving home in my brother for that

resident-fanboy

Hm well da-ge said he will drive ME home and YOU can find your own way home then, since obviously you’d prefer that

Who says I'm going home? I'll crash at my brother's. Then you'll be the only one at our place.. alone. Do you really want that?

resident-fanboy

WHAT??

Fine then. You stay with Wei-xiong and have to deal with him and Wangji-xiong and I’LL stay home with Maple and hide all your sewing supplies and rearrange all our cupboards xP

And you'll do all that while drunk?

Guess I'll never be finished with the collection I'm making for you.. what a shame

resident-fanboy

JIANG WANYIN

I’m ignoring you now. I have been insulted and belittled enough. I see now that you obviously don’t care about me at ALL😞

Now that just isn't true?? How can you say i don't care??

resident-fanboy

You won’t even drive me home😭

Well excuse me for wanting to drink and not be worried about what i might drunkenly say in front of your brother??

resident-fanboy

He won’t care! What’s the worst you could say anyway?

Maybe thst i want to go down hard and dirty on his precious little sibling??

He'd skin me right there and then

resident-fanboy

Oh my gosh that would be hilarious

And dw I wouldn’t let him skin you! I like you too much for that

Not hilarious enough to be worth the disappointed look in Mingjue's eyes

And although I'm pretty confident im my martial arts i would be drunk against him

So would you

resident-fanboy

Yeah but he’s soft for me :) he likes to act all tough but I know if I whine and act pathe enough he will do aaaanythinf I ask

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