[catchymemes]

[universejunction]

executive dysfunction

[selectivegeekwithstandards]

The most excellent caption

[starredforest]

customer: says some rude shit to me me: says literally anything back them:

[starredforest]

I literally don't care how good u think a Disney movie was don't talk Abt it around me, no I haven't seen it, no I will not watch it, yes I've decided I hate it already

[oldblood]

collection

[oldblood]

more

[lovecore]

if i may

[stealthboy]

[galladegamer]

[tentacleteapot]

[darkpathos]

MORE

[steampoweredwerehog]

[curseworm]

breakfast foods being sweet is literally propaganda from big sugar do NOT fall for it. breakfast foods having eggs is also propaganda but that ones good actually

[lmaonade]

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

[nae-nae-supreme]

[for-qa]

gif carousel ad for QA

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Holy shit. Unimplemented Tumblr feature.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Abolish by Devin-Francisco

This artist on Instagram

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[terriamon]

[classicmeevs]

yeah baby :/

[fuer-die-katz]

[marinella-ela]

[ackwardroots-deactivated2022090]

[normal-guy-posts]

I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right?

[pointnclick]

sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

[thechekhov]

I think I’ve posted this before, but it’s a THING now. 

In the game I DM, I ended up making up a recurring merchant NPC just for shits and giggles - a Kobold who calls himself Dumas and goes around selling strange magical/enchanted items which are… not as they seem. His prices are enticing, but the items have strange properties, and it’s a gamble to see if your investment is worth it. 

My players love him so much they have taken to Sending him every time they want something new, and all of their party funds end up going to this little creature, who is delighted, and is now probably the richest bastard in all of Barovia. (Yes, this is in Curse of Strahd…. look, humor needs to be a part of EVERY game imo, even the Gothiest of them all.)

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

How we feeling, my fellow Australians?

[cinnamonrollwithit]

[perfectfeelings]

“I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you.”

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[despazito]

i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh

[blackpyrefly]

this reads like a video game loading screen

[lunnefisk]

[n64thstreet]

DK develops his mighty monkey meat in Donkey Kong 64, by Rare.

[regularlesbian]

dont say that please