My adventures in Retail

[retailtrashgirl]

Lol omg. this dude just left a one star review for my station complaining it "started closing out of the blue and shutting off the pumps at 10pm"

Like my dude

I been here four and a half years

It hasn't changed XD

[retailtrashgirl]

Why do people somehow decide it's okay to be creepy to retail workers? Like seriously. You being a creep and sexually harassing us and telling other customers you're being treated like "a black pregnant jew" for our not cashing out your 200 dollar scratch ticket... Like we have two tens dude. We told you three times where to go to get your winnings. Literally across the street. Then you proceed to get upset and tell customers we're being racist for not having the cash? That one of us is just upset because you "showed up at her window last night and tapped on the glass and she wouldnt let you in"? Like seriously thats not funny.

Thats sexual harassment.

And no, mister no longer allowed to be a regular customer, we will not go out to a steak dinner with you. We will not let your crude sexual hand gestures slide as you stormed out of here upset we wouldn't go out with you. Keep your tongue in your mouth and away from us.

Sincerely,

Pretty much every woman in retail

[retailtrashgirl]

Um.... Yeah pretty sure you're wrong

It always amazes me how many people come in telling me the pumps don't have a keypad for them to enter their zipcodes. Its... Its a physical key pad next to the screen. Like... Right in front of them... On the... On the pump.

Unless someone like stole part of my pump which i highly doubt cause i would have noticed...

[retailtrashgirl]

Dude I'm so tired of getting screamed at by my coworker every damn day. Like you know what set it off last time?

My drink was in her way.

This time?

I confirmed a weird smell was coming from the trashcan and went to help the customer instead of going to spray it out. She was, of course, screaming and cursing at everyone because she had to do it.

And not to mention me keeping an item in our out of date bin for the manager to okay (which has been policy the 2+ years I've been here). God forbid I forget we no longer have to keep them.

Sooo long story short...

Anyone hiring? Lol

[retailtrashgirl]

I have... No words

Coworker just told me as I was taking out the last trash "not to get raped because it would make him look bad." His words. Not mine. Course I told him I don't like those kinds of jokes. Oh but it's okay guys. He was being serious.

Like that somehow magically makes it better.

[retailtrashgirl]

And fish guy is back. Why? Please I don't like it T.T

[retailtrashgirl]

Sooooo this happened

[retailtrashgirl]

Seriously guys

Please

And I cannot stress this enough

Please don't heat up your fish in a gas station microwave. Please. We don't like having to air out the store.

That and it causes other customers to make snide comments about the women in the store. So please, for the love of everything unholy.

DONT DO IT

Thank you

[retailtrashgirl]

Seriously? You're really going to sit there and reprimand me for DOING MY JOB? Who the hell do you think you are, my boss? Seriously... Some peoples coworkers... This one just so happens to be mine.

[retailtrashgirl]

Anyone else got a coworker that is like a royal grade-a bitch to everyone for LITERALLY NO REASON but pretends that they're like the nicest person in the world or is it just me?

[retailtrashgirl]

I have no words

Had a customer complain about how cold her ice was...

[retailtrashgirl]

Public service announcement

IT has come to my attention that some of y’all don’t know, so I’m just gonna go ahead and warn ya in advance

Please close your sunroof before getting your car washed.

Thanks and have a good day.

(please stop yelling at us it literally isnt our fault)

[retailtrashgirl]

what even...?

Customer: *drops can of Mikes on the floor* Oh, this one’s all dented. I don’t want it.

Me: (Thinking: well if you wouldn’t drop it on the floor, it wouldn’t be dented) Okay. *proceeds to wait for him to grab another one*

Like it’s gonna taste any different? I don’t even know...

[retailtrashgirl]

No thanks

Me: *watches a regular customer set a pack of gum and a mini wine on the counter* Aww, you got me wine? You shouldn't have. -my usual banter with regulars- Customer: *laughing* No, I got a kiss for you, *insert name here*. How does one respond to that coming from a guy old enough to be your grandpa? Like, "haha, no thanks. I'll just take the wine?" Yeah. I laughed awkwardly and finished the transaction.

[retailtrashgirl]

Mega

Guess who just printed 104 individual mega millions tickets! This chick. That brings our total up to $7000 sold today. And there's still two hours of this. Woot

[retailtrashgirl]

1.6 billion dollars... FML

Okay for real though. If somebody doesn’t win this Mega Millions bullshit, I’m going to cry. Why do people have to wait until the day of the drawing to buy their tickets? Seriously, y’all gonna be waiting an hour in line, if you’re lucky.

*grumbling*

[retailtrashgirl]

Sunday

I love Sundays. They're rarely busy and there is less running around like a chicken with my head cut off. Ah, Sunday. How i missed you.