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this is a blog about blenders and always has been. DON'T SCROLL!!!!

[retarded-princess]

[retarded-princess]

I heard you're into big blenders

[sixstoneangel]

I hate it when ppl ask me to eat for them. It's my body, I can do what I want to it.

[retarded-princess]

people in my life need to hear this

[kelogsloops]

watercolours 🤝 markers, a little mixed media experiment!

#brbchasingdreams

prints | tutorials

[retarded-princess]

I wonder who the first person was who was like “oh hey, look at that fucking horse! I'ma go ride it!” Like was that person all like, I'ma try to ride that deer/turtle/gopher/sea lion/caribou/snow leopard/kangaroo/salmon/cow/eagle/human before settling on horse? I bet horses know who it was and they’re like “fuck that guy.” I contacted a horse for this story but it had not responded at time of publication.

[retarded-princess]

Of the characteristics of a potential romantic partner listed below, please explain your criteria for each characteristic for said potential romantic partner: 1. Quality of pedicure 2. Overall skin tone 3. Eyebrows D. General affability V. Taste in footwear

These are all pretty important tbh, but I think the most important factor is commitment to survival. If a partner is lacking in that area the relationship tends to be a short one.

[retarded-princess]

Merry Xmas y'all

I love each and every one of you almost equally

[retarded-princess]

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off tumblr, porn addict

This is a beautiful ask because I think it was sent *at least* a year after the last time I logged in to this hell forsaken platform. Also, I'm not a porn addict, I'm a blender enthusiast. Though I do realize that's a very fine distinction.

[retarded-princess]

i dunno, why not bump this.

[retarded-princess]

This place is so boring now. There should be more blenders.

[retarded-princess]

Did anything interesting happen this week?

[retarded-princess]

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off tumblr, porn addict

This is a beautiful ask because I think it was sent *at least* a year after the last time I logged in to this hell forsaken platform. Also, I'm not a porn addict, I'm a blender enthusiast. Though I do realize that's a very fine distinction.

[retarded-princess]

New Year Resolution

I thought of a great resolution for the whole internet to take. You can all do this individually.

Ok so if you’re on Insta or Facebook or Twitter or here or fuck I dunno, wherever, in life generally: when you feel like saying something that is meant to hurt someone, or prove someone is dumber than you, or meant to belittle someone else’s opinion, or if some small part of you thinks some part of your motivation is not from love and positivity…

… don’t.

Just ask yourself what’s the point? How does hurting someone, or embarrassing someone, or hating someone you don’t (or barely) know, benefit you, or anyone else?

Don’t you think we’ll all be happier and better if we are just nice to each other?

All you need is love.

[retarded-princess]

Reblogging years later. Still seems relevant.

[lashawnwiltz]

119|365: made my first smoothie this morning with my new Vitamix! It was so easy! So quiet! So quick! I’m in love! http://ift.tt/1bTHnII

[whereangelsgo-troublefollows]

236/366 - Give It A Whirl

August 23, 2020

Looking down the container of my Vitamix...used it to make a delicious tomato sauce yesterday 😋

...😇

[critgemhero]

You ever have that one thing that bothers you for no good reason?

[goldenbohemiangoddess-deactivat]

Peach Raspberry Swirl

I blended frozen peaches and a banana with some organic orange juice

Pour 1/3 in a jar (set aside)

Pour 1/3 in jar I drink out of

Add raspberries and a bit more orange juice to blender

Pour raspberry mixture in jar

Top with the mixture that was set aside

[no-chill-at-all]