Rambles, Tangents and Sundry Thoughts

Blog for posting anything and everything that catches my interest. May be NSFW on occasion. 23, transfemme, she/her, Minors DNI

[probuccalfat]

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

[999nigga]

[dog-on-prog]

i don't have a cute photo to post but i would like attention anyway

[recovering-vamp]

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[thethirdromana]

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️

[retro-rambling]

The machinist's cookbook - Requires twenty different pieces of bulky and expensive kitchen equipment that the author is inexplicably certain you own.

The multitasker - And while your water is boiling, your vegetables are blanching, your onions which you hopefully remembered to stir every 15 seconds are caramelizing and your sauce that will split if you look at it funny are cooking, get another pot ready and start chopping the vegetables.

[semolinaart]

"...the moonlight blinds them, causing them to cry. Anyone who finds a dragon's tear will be able to foresee the future and recognize lies."

(Liber Draconis, unknown author)

NightWing redesign for the event in telegram

[justalurkr]

Text of tweet:

I think a lot of people are exhausted because it feels like every beautiful or useful thing eventually gets monetised, privatised, extracted, or bulldozed.

[retro-rambling]

Spammers

You can get these guys to agree to anything

[tenephre]

[jeniferprince]

can we? 🥺

patreon // buy prints here

[velvetyaura]

gurujahra en vacances

[monamoni]

[retro-rambling]

I still can't believe I'm alive at the same time as the largest freaking animal to ever live (the blue whale)

[fatartappreciation]

Wonderful art by Jette Asmussen!

[melancholyghostwriter]

⚠️🎨 Warning: Art Nudity 🎨⚠️

Here are some sketches from my sketchbook! ✏️📖✨ I also have a newer sketchbook that's filled with drawings I'm hoping to post soon. 😊💕

There are two sketches in particular that I'm a little nervous about sharing. 😅💭 They're drawings of two awesome people I'm friends with here on Tumblr. 🌟💖

I haven't told them yet, and honestly, I'm a bit shy about bringing it up. 🥺👉👈 I'm worried they might think it's weird, but the truth is that I was just really inspired by them. 💕✨ They're both amazing people, and before I knew it, my pencil had a mind of its own and started drawing them. 😅✏️

Maybe I'm overthinking it, but I'm still a little nervous. 😭💕 Hopefully they'll like them when they finally see them—if I can get the courage to show them or post them. 🫣💖✨🫶

[gnarlyghost]

Grotto Pilgrimage

[asteria-f-x]

Nude art sketches ! They are rough because there was a 5 min timer for each

[justineportraits]

Egon Schiele Crouching nude, back view 1917