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All of the characters written in my posts are aged up.

(Unless stated otherwise. Characters in both my fanfics and in my Tumblr skits are adults and should be treated as such.)

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Does anyone else have a dad that did weird as fuck things as a kid?

Like, why was my dad as a whole ass kid/teen standing in a small circle with his friends as a jart (ye old dart) was thrown into the air and whoever moved first was chicken??

Dad why was this fun for you??? HOW was this fun for you???!

#God forbid he stab his foot and actually go to the hospital #yup that's just my dad #awesome dude

I wish I could make a cool South Park au without taking credit for another work and just really make it my own, you know?

But instead you guys get at least two handfuls of me writing about South Park x Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Like, I love spooky things so I feel like I could very easily write my own ghost hunting au or whatever i feel like doing, but no of COURSE I have to write something like "what if [insert media here] was South Park instead?"

Idk. This is probably an odd complaint. Basically I just feel so uninspired and uncreative compared to the amazing artworks and stories I see from fans everyday

#south park #au #writers of tumblr #content creator

Comic con

Peaches, dressed as Panty from Panty & Stocking w/ Garterbelt: Kenny, you ready?

Kenny: Yeah, hold on.

Kenny: Okay, now I am.

Peaches:

Kenny: What?

Peaches: It's just that... *I* was supposed to go as Panty.

Peaches: So why are you dressed like her too?

Kenny: Now before you start hating, ask yourself.

Kenny: Ain't I clean though? 😏

Peaches: Go change. Now.

#kenny mccormick #peaches #south park oc #oc #sp kenny #oc x canon #cosplay #panty and stocking #panty anarchy

i lowkey fw your South Park OC. You should make a RP blog.

-@purpfr

Ooo good idea!! I do actually have something written down in my notes app as a "just in case" so chances are I'll highly consider it! 🩷

#peaches #south park oc #oc #oc blog #tumblr blog #rp blog #oc rp #ask blog #original character #south park characters

*takes my shoes off and unleashes my stinky feet in your inbox*

I shall alert the village of this (Tumblr)

Peaches and the guys don't live in a giant house anymore they live in The Big Bang Theory apartments

#actually I can't remember if I first wrote them all living together in a house or separately in apartment rooms 🧐#I was going to make the joke about Kenny being basically Howard #but then my Cartman brain kicked in when I remembered he was Jewish #idk who tf is Rajesh #Stan I guess #but if Kyle is Howard because of the Jewish thing #obviously Leonard and Penny are Kenny and Peaches #haha omg wait #peaches x kenny= penny #that's so smart #I'm so smart #Sheldon is Cartman due to the fact no one likes him #idk actually #wait then who would Butters be?#Stuart I guess?#the comic book shop guy #Bebe and Wendy are Bernadette and Amy maybe #south park #the big bang theory #I actually don't know which character is more accurate for who so it really doesn't matter #sorry I'm rambling I'm just tired because I woke up at 3 am and DIDN'T FALL BACK ASLEEP

This is a pretty self-centered take;

But I want to fit into pretty privilege so bad. I mean, I'm not totally mean because obviously I understand that it is kind of bullshit due to how creepy certain societal beauty standards are...

Am I asking to look like some 10/10 drop dead gorgeous model who only really looks like that because of her intense plastic surgeries? No.

They just make it sound so good in the media... Getting treated like mini royalty because of your looks. Having actual friends and a life outside of being trapped in a house all day. Compliments galore.

Idk, maybe I'll change my mind on this take at a later point in life. Who knows?

#pretty privilege #I don't like being myself #okay well I know I'm funny and I pride myself on that #so #I guess what I'm saying here is #my looks could use a bit of an upgrade

This song is so Gregory Wolfgang Bellarose III coded

(also local band yay!)

#hellpark #gregory wolfgang bellarose #south park au #gregory hellpark #though I could be wrong 🧐#but if this song isn't for him then who?#Youtube

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Woke up at 3am to let the daughter (dog) outside because she had to poop real bad

I haven't gone to sleep since and now it is 8. And I've been crazy ever since due to lack of sleep.

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Kyle, standing over Peaches with a pillow at the ready: This time I'm actually going to do it...

Peaches, scrolling through her phone and not noticing/caring: Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur hehehehehe

#kyle brovlofski #peaches #south park kyle #south park oc #oc

Woke up at 3am to let the daughter (dog) outside because she had to poop real bad

I haven't gone to sleep since and now it is 8. And I've been crazy ever since due to lack of sleep.

#you can ask my friends #they will attest to my insanity

Cartman in the kitchen "helping" Kyle

#kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kyman #sp kyman #sp kyle #sp cartman #south park #ship

Kenny and Cartman are up to some dumb shit meanwhile Kyle is trying to prevent the dumb shit from happening

Peaches: Hm... Why does this suddenly feel so familiar to me?

Flashback to watching Ed, Edd n' Eddy as a kid

Peaches: Oh yeah.

#ed edd and eddy #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #south park #peaches #oc

Peaches: Do you guys think that I don't have a sleep paralysis demon because it knows I want to fuck it?

Kenny: Google, how do I become someone's sleep paralysis demon?

Kyle: Down, boy.

#kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #peaches #south park oc #oc #oc x canon #sp kyle

“Do you think the South Park characters own any merch of each other?”

Kenny, drowning in his Peaches plushie pile: I have no idea what you're talking about.

#he definitely owns so many of his friends #as plush toys #that sounded weird if I didn't remind you all that I was talking about plush toys #kenny mccormick #sp kenny #south park #south park merch

I love the South Park headcanon where Kenny's just like

"god DAMN that girl is fine 🥵"

meanwhile Cartman + the other guys are just like

"dude that's Butters... that's Butters dressed as a girl... You were *in* the room with us"

#he's an idiot in love with his best friend what can I say #his best friend being Butters/Marjorine not Cartman #unless 👀#kenny mccormick #sp kenny #butters stotch #sp butters #sp bunny #marjorine stotch #sp marjorine #sp kenjorine #south park ships

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KENJORINE *sniffle*

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