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How could I forget Patricks Birthday. Happy Birthday Patrick. 13/10 for being such an awesome wombat
animal rates? - via @gautam
I missed his birthday this year so I have queued it for next year - I’m writing this post on the 25th November 2016. I hope Patrick has a good 32nd birthday
I like on formal letters and shit when they don’t bother writing your first name they just write mr __. yes my first name is mr
Instead of writing “Dear Sir or Madam” they should invent a gender neutral expression like: “Dear Sadam”
Dear Saddam Hussein, I’m writing to inform you th
THE LIST OF THINGS NINTENDO PREDATES INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO:
THE SHERLOCK HOLMES FRANCHISE
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DWIGHT D. EISHENHOWER’S BIRTH
THE NOVEL “DRACULA”
THE NOVELS “THE TIME MACHINE” AND “WAR OF THE WORLDS” BY H.G. WELLS
THE FIRST MODERN OLYMPIC GAMES
THE DISCOVERY OF HELIUM ON EARTH
… Okay. I believe you. But like… how?
NINTENDO WAS FOUNDED IN 1889 AS A CARD GAME MANUFACTURER AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS HAPPENED IN 1890 OR LATER
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT DRACULA WAS EARLIER WHAT THE FUCK
YOU COULD WRITE A DRACULA FANFIC WHERE DRACULA TRAVELS TO JAPAN AND BUYS A PACK OF NINTENDO BRAND PLAYING CARDS AND IT WOULD BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. SAME DEAL FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES.
No no no no no!
Don’t write fanfic!
Those things are in the public domain!
You can legally write, publish, and sell a Dracula book where Dracula travels to Japan and buys a pack of Nintendo brand playing cards!
Same deal for Sherlock Holmes!
what if you write a book where dracula and sherlock holmes travel to japan at the same time and reach for the last pack of nintendo brand playing cards that they both wanted
Ive seen the alien sex video so many timesnow that it doesnt phase me. when I first saw it i couldnt stop physically cringing
Number of times each state is mentioned in Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
What do the blue states mean???
Democrats
This is how Bernie can still win
tired of these weak ass naps…. time to level up bitch put me in a coma
Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.
I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.
God bless them!
Amazing…
paperweights are cute and all but like. what are they for? to stop paper blowing away in the wind? I never go outside when is paper gonna blow away
shoutout to my fucking face for allowing me to grow a baby neckbeard in like 2 days yet leaving my actual face as smooth as a baby’s butt
fuck because I’m ill and my nose is backed up by a few milws I can’t smell myself to see if I smell intoxicate,d
Saying “My blood sugar is low, I need to eat.” sounds much more vampiric than it is.
So a band I liked a lot when I was about 7 called Puffy AmiYumi (yes I discovered them through the cartoon) did a cover of one of my favorite Kylie Minogue songs? The song’s called Turn It Into Love, it was from Kylie’s first album and it was only released as a single in Japan which sucks ass because I think it’s the best single from that album.
Anyway This Is A Fucking Great Cover
update: I blew my nose so hard I did pass out and subsequently have missed college
