he needs mouse bites to live.

deadbeat loser and bootcut jean luvr

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working in retail will have me actively suicidal but sometimes kids by MGMT comes on the overhead radio and for five minutes and two seconds i am cured of all ailments both physical and psychological

[memewhore]

[01101010-01100100]

[wooftphr]

smoking a pack of benjamin button prerolls on the beach that makes you old

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new joyce manor

[kanjiklubb]

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The only thing keeping me going is thinking about after I quit immediately coming back to the store as A Civilian and relishing in how bad it will be after teehee

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Just found a card my old boss left for me after a particularly stressful day about how much he appreciated me and how much he valued having me on his team and all that I do and thinking about the day I had the worst headache of my life trying to lay still in the office on my lunch and when he came in he noticed me and started tiptoeing quietly, moved to the farthest part of the office, and brought me a bottle of water and some Excedrin. He yelled at so many people who took advantage of me (of any of us really) and fought for me all the time. I miss him so much he had my back whenever. Now my new boss talks to me like an invalid and questions everything I do despite the fact he knows nothing, makes dumb fucking mistakes and constantly passes the buck when he's confronted, and is a spineless fucking loser who keetows to our misogynistic lazy abusive store director cos that's his buddy. Just a fucking pathetic person. Detestable. I can't believe this is how my time here is going to end after eight years because I can't work with this moron. Oh my God it's so tragic. I feel like I'm watching a beautiful orchid I spent three years cultivating die right in front of my eyes. All this for a shitty retail job. When I leave I'm going scorched earth 🪦🥀

[chaoticgouda]

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Afternoon everyone. I am abusing Adderall and watching the sopranos while I make garlic confit and finish sewing.

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I really, really like the part where Adderall has me sweating all day like ted from airplane, gives me the world's most severe case of cotton mouth (I"m also dehydrated, so), and a brief 15 minute period of intense anxiety about every four hours, but also I have no appetite and I can actually focus without being perpetually distracted. sooo... throw a W up on the board?

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instagram is a bleak look into the average American. Sometimes I read a comment that's just. so stupid on Instagram and I'm like oh my God. You're a participatory member of society. You have a child. You drive. You have a 9-5 office job. God have mercy on us all.

[returntoithaka]

Afternoon everyone. I am abusing Adderall and watching the sopranos while I make garlic confit and finish sewing.

[an-ambient-girl]

[sloppystyle]

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conceptually the ultimatum is the perfect trash reality TV show cos you watch the straight equivalent and it's the woman presented as a nag because her boyfriend of less than two years hasn't proposed yet and then you come here and there's the most incompatible toxic lesbian couple and they're like yeah we've been together ten years no I'm not going to propose to you and yes we're going to refuse to break up. no we're not going to change yes it's going to get worse and when asked we're going to say we're happier than ever. FASCINATING.

[returntoithaka]

The host of this show is fucking terrible though just the most nonconfrontational humorless straight woman is crazy. Jordan Jensen should be the host

[returntoithaka]

conceptually the ultimatum is the perfect trash reality TV show cos you watch the straight equivalent and it's the woman presented as a nag because her boyfriend of less than two years hasn't proposed yet and then you come here and there's the most incompatible toxic lesbian couple and they're like yeah we've been together ten years no I'm not going to propose to you and yes we're going to refuse to break up. no we're not going to change yes it's going to get worse and when asked we're going to say we're happier than ever. FASCINATING.

[tlirsgender]

There is industrial music everywhere for those with hearts to hear it