Reuben Wears A Tuxedo

Prince Reuben the Tuxedo Cat. Classy from birth.

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Heat on, coma activated

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Contemplating this big rock we live on

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Tail up, lets go

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never turn the heat off.

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I fell into a coal bin overnight.

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Ahh the person who controls the heater finally came home from Japan. Bringing back cat stuff. A book about sushi cats?? Seriously, what the. Apparently they come through gaps that diminish as we age. O_o Good luck with that.

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Sure footed... no...... more claw marks on slaves car... yes.

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What is the time?!

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I am... the bat

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I sits where I wants.

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....... yes?? What do you require?

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Even with all the paparazzi flash, I did not flinch. Luckily this was not video, as I was snoring because I had reached a really good level of sleep.

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If I must hog the heat source, I may also double as a clothes dryer. The staff of one needed socks dry and I didn't mind, obvi.

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I am not camera shy usually, sometimes I just pose like this to block out all that light pollution.

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Is it too early for this?

My first and possibly only gif so enjoy it.