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“Heyyyyy, tumblr! I’m Jett Dawson, ULTIMATE DRAG RACERRR!! I decided to get on tumblr to see what all the hullabaloo’s about…everyone else got it, so I had to get it!! So I’m on here now!! Rules down below, you better read em’!!”
Also, about time I come clean!
This blog is run by a fictive of Jett Dawson-
So basically this blog is just run by me. Jett.
Modception!! Haha!
Hey guys! So, I heard about the whole Eden’s Garden Drama, and this is absolutely insane. This is sick and twisted. Utterly sick and twisted.
I just want to say that people like Faza should be prosecuted to the fullest extent. That there’s a special place for them in hell.
That’s all.
So what did you get Mark for his birthday? (It was on the 6th)
“Got him a new pair of headphones, and dinosaur stickers!!
It was actually one of the few times I saw him smile…pretty sweet, rehehe, I’m such a good friend…”
“Hey guys, Jett here!
Sorry for me dipping again, I got busy. Actually a SUUUPER funny story…
But I’m back! Just busier than usual!!”
Hey Jett!! Hope you're having a great day!!
- from @the-ultimate-engineer/Kimi Solstice(OC)
“D’awww, thanks!
Have I seen you somewhere before..? Eh, probably not important!”
i like the helmet thingie’s ears … uwehhh …
“Thanks! Got it custom made to look like this, though it was SUPER on brand!”
*gives you a husky & a baby dragon*
“Thanks!
…but uh…what am I gonna do with them?”
"LET EM PLAY WITH THE OPOSSUMS, DUH DOI!!"
[Cassidy cackles gleefully as she can be heard approaching from down the hall, Allie's opossums in her custody this week]
“I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS, GAMER CHICK!!!”
Jett politely sets down his children and they scurry to meet the opossums.
Awww do you have a crush on Damon? He is a cutie, like a grumpy cat.
“Awawawawawawawaaaa-
No! Not at all-!”
Do you like Damon (as a friend)?
“Yeah, as a friend.
He’s kinda mean, not to gonna lie but….he’s cute…or whatever…”
*gives you a husky & a baby dragon*
“Thanks!
…but uh…what am I gonna do with them?”
hrmmm... would you mind if i- [sticks googly eyes to your helmet]
“Rehehehehhehe!!”
He shakes his head around frantically, giggling.
Did you do anything fun during pride month?
“Oh I did!!
I went to a pride parade, and did a drag race for charity! Pretty fire!!
Also, while I’m here, sorry for the delay everyone, was busy in recovery for my face. I should be able to take off my mask SOON.”
Did anyone play any April Fools pranks on you? Did you play any pranks on anyone?
“Oh boy.
I taped a lot of Mark’s stuff to the ceiling! Like, not important stuff, but silly stuff, like a toothbrush or a pair of headphones!
Ohhhhh man, his face was PRICELESS! HAHAHAHA!”
Wait what? You almost drowned? What happened?
“I was out swimming, and I got caught in a riptide, and well…
It wasn’t too pretty. But I lived!”
What's your favorite movie?
“Yo yo yo superfans, the Dawson’s back after a super cool vacation! Almost drowned, big deal whatever…
Anyway! Favorite movie is The Fast and the Furious! Any of em’!”
It's nice to finally meet you Mr. Dawson. You were the longest one without a blog out of all your classmates. Right, introductions... My name is Perio Raita, Ultimate Journalist. It's nice to interact with students from another class even if it is during an unfortunate situation...
“What’s good, Perry!!
And even though everything’s all…fucked up…we gotta keep the spirits high!!”
