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you begin to feel utterly UNSETTLED with this. ||Oppositestuck John Egbert askblog|| { m!a: n/a } { event: n/a }

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wowie your art is pretty im jealous

(( yOU are mistaken. my art, is bad,

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can i SUCK your COCK?

EB: ( it’s a no, anon )

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Sup?

EB: boredom.

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what's the dave you know like?

EB: GOD DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED

EB. always so awfully happy jesus christ? he’s so irritating

EB: pretty gullible also noah fence but he’s kind of stupid

EB: i gave him a hairpin with an apple that rose gave me once because i didn’t like it and he? genuinely likes it and wear it all the time

EB: and for some reason he always has these ridiculous circular shades on

EB: not for the shades, just… why circular? it’s so antifashion.

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*Gasp* .o. Heya John! How're you?? @askthetricksterbirdboy

( @askthetricksterbirdboy )

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Oh, that’s not good. I have some candy if that’ll help?? But I’m fine :3

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EB: hm, not a fan of sweets myself, honestly.

EB: i can deal with stress anyways been doing it for a while.

EB: also can say without meaning any offense that i’m positive you aren’t the davesprite i knew.

EB: cause youre like, hella different 

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Well I mean I was a normal DS at some point! Went trickster a long time ago though and it never wore off? Something musta gone wonky, I didn’t even know sprites could go trickster before that! 

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EB: trickster huh

- he frowns at the memory -

EB: you just sound like the davesprite i know though, honestly

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Huh! Well ’m sorry if ya were looking for a less purple version of me! *Laughs* I’ll stick around and keep ya company if ya want though!

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EB: nah, i don’t mind ether you’re purple or orange as long as you don’t scream and smile like a creep

EB: cause that’s essentially how i was when i went trickster

EB: you seem. well, better reduced

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Reduced?? Is that a good thing?

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EB: i’d say yeah

EB: i made a poor vocabulary choice, sorry

EB: either way, i wouldn’t mind if you stuck around

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*Gasp* .o. Heya John! How're you?? @askthetricksterbirdboy

( @askthetricksterbirdboy )

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Oh, that’s not good. I have some candy if that’ll help?? But I’m fine :3

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EB: hm, not a fan of sweets myself, honestly.

EB: i can deal with stress anyways been doing it for a while.

EB: also can say without meaning any offense that i’m positive you aren’t the davesprite i knew.

EB: cause youre like, hella different 

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Well I mean I was a normal DS at some point! Went trickster a long time ago though and it never wore off? Something musta gone wonky, I didn’t even know sprites could go trickster before that! 

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EB: trickster huh

- he frowns at the memory -

EB: you just sound like the davesprite i know though, honestly

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Huh! Well ’m sorry if ya were looking for a less purple version of me! *Laughs* I’ll stick around and keep ya company if ya want though!

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EB: nah, i don’t mind ether you’re purple or orange as long as you don’t scream and smile like a creep

EB: cause that’s essentially how i was when i went trickster

EB: you seem. well, better reduced

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*Gasp* .o. Heya John! How're you?? @askthetricksterbirdboy

( @askthetricksterbirdboy )

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Oh, that’s not good. I have some candy if that’ll help?? But I’m fine :3

[reverseegbert]

EB: hm, not a fan of sweets myself, honestly.

EB: i can deal with stress anyways been doing it for a while.

EB: also can say without meaning any offense that i’m positive you aren’t the davesprite i knew.

EB: cause youre like, hella different 

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Well I mean I was a normal DS at some point! Went trickster a long time ago though and it never wore off? Something musta gone wonky, I didn’t even know sprites could go trickster before that! 

[reverseegbert]

EB: trickster huh

- he frowns at the memory -

EB: you just sound like the davesprite i know though, honestly

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*Gasp* .o. Heya John! How're you?? @askthetricksterbirdboy

( @askthetricksterbirdboy )

[askthetricksterbirdboy]

Davey: Oh, that’s not good. I have some candy if that’ll help?? But I’m fine :3

[reverseegbert]

EB: hm, not a fan of sweets myself, honestly.

EB: i can deal with stress anyways been doing it for a while.

EB: also can say without meaning any offense that i’m positive you aren’t the davesprite i knew.

EB: cause youre like, hella different 

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John, is there anyone you don't despise?

TT: except like two more which i’m not willing to mention

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EB: by what means, uh, opposite ?

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*Gasp* .o. Heya John! How're you?? @askthetricksterbirdboy

( @askthetricksterbirdboy )

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(( tmw people don’t answer ur asks and u dont know if they got it or not

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(( shitty computer camera is shitty

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Tell us about yourself!

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(( actually u kno what im gonna answer asks in traditional

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ask-mr-strider replied to your post:“use your benis as a pen”

((holyshit OW i cant even imagine

id say i cant either but despite some people who could possibly think it doesnt 

it trust it would

“ stick it right in bby make it blee d “ - my friend on discord, 2k17

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use your benis as a pen

// i have so much stuff to say to counter this but all i’m gonna say is that it would most definitely hurt to stick a pen nib in a dick and i have no intentioN to do that whatsoeveR