Im Sorry In Advance

bro like it’s time for some serious introspective if you found this

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damn i could really use some attention… *pulls more of my shit*

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idea

you and i are having a terrible argument with lots of shouting and we’re saying horrible things to one another but there’s one of those voice activated trash cans in the room that keeps getting set off because it just responds to anything remotely similar to its activation word

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not entirely sure if this counts as gender envy, but whatever the vibe a railgun has is what i want

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*slices a stack of corn tortillas and eats it like a cake*

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anyway my dad doesn’t love me like i though he did

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some of y’all be deactivating your accounts? okay bottom

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aight it’s the first day of spring so tits out everyone you know the drill

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please say dermatologist, not skin-master

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stayed up late last night and started ghostwriting for preschool me i guess

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sometimes think about giving up, but the i remember that i have a blog to run

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the thought “death to america uwu✨😫” just came to my head and i don’t know what to do with it

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appearently saying “eat my pussy you furry fuckers” on animal-jam is ‘inappropriate behavior’

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Why can’t math problems be fun and sexy like me?

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Saving up for a new gender, this one is broken

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God is backing up a 2012 Toyota Sienna and I am the child riding the big-wheel in their blind-spot

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The little gay elves that live in my head are having a fight to the death but none of them know how to fight