chaotic minds think alike

i see letters, i see words, i see black lines forming strange forms

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

[frolicking-cat]

Iconic post

[memyselfandi13531]

post skip kiss but ilya is still chirping the fuck out of scott hunter every game and a clip of it goes viral ( "hey hunter! didn't know that the nursing home was doing field trips right now." "yep, they sent me out here to kick your ass." "but where is your walker? i think you need will it tonight" "fuck off" "oh boyfriend has it huh? you are so lucky. he is so young and you are so weak." "rosanov so help me god i will fuckin-").

ilya's next press conference has him answering questions about his "borderline offensive" remarks to scott hunter and he's just like

"yes i said this to him. it is chirping it is meant to be offensive."

at the collective intake of breath that follows from the room he adds,

"what, you want me to treat him different because he is gay? i think that is not good. scott hunter is a slow old man. coming out has not changed this. still old, still slow."

when scott's asked about rosanov's comments on his coming out he's like

"well no we talked at the NHL awards he was actually really supportive. yeah he's an asshole, just not a homophobic one."

[themoonandmyman]

ever since Jacob said that the show is formatted through memories I can’t help but notice that structure even more significantly. The hockey games are a blur, we don’t see them, because in Hollanov’s memory, the only thing that stands out is each other. It’s exactly how memory works, especially when you love someone- the reality of it blurs over time, but they remain vivid. You fixate on certain details, touches, kisses. (One of my favourite scenes in the whole show is Shane talking to Rose and remembering his encounters with Ilya)

I honestly think this conscious decision throughout is what makes the time jumps completely seamless, because we’re still grounded in the emotional reality of these memories.

It’s what I personally like to call ‘trim the fat’ writing, which so many shows fail to do, with bloated scripts and way too much exposition and audience handholding. JT said ‘fuck that’ and I respect it heavy

anyway I love the little vignettes. #ourvignettes <3

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[needyilyarights]

Sameteam!au where Shane and Ilya are both young and stuck on a team with a god awful losing streak and one night while drowning their sorrows they drunkenly hook up and the next day the team plays incredibly and they win. The very superstitious veteran captain insists that everyone repeats everything they did the night before so Shane and Ilya hook up again and they win again and they keep hooking up and winning and now the team has a complete turn around season and maybe a chance at playoffs but oops uh oh now they also have feelings for each other

[nyxfaei]

Imagine a fluffy unicorn that’s bred for its wool like a sheep- once or twice a year it has to get shorn and the shearer just has to awkwardly flop and position the unicorn around without getting stabbed. Perhaps they cover the horn with a protective pool noodle

[nyxfaei]

Do you see my vision???

[danataxit]

@wizardpotions

[triassictriserratops]

so we kid about Shane and baby's first chirp, but Shane IS a good chirper! He IS.

"So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?" - Sideswipe at Finland for no reason! Presenting this grade a chirp to his crush like a penguin with a pebble! 1221/10 blowjob worthy chirp

"You'll look great in silver, Vaughny, don't even stress." The bro-yness! The swagger! 12/10 - excellent chirp!

"Jeez, Hayden, you wanna get me pregnant too? I don't think I'm ready. I think I've still got some good hockey left in me." The chirp that launched 1000 mpreg fics. 81/10

The point here is that Shane is:

☝🏽funny

and

✌🏽bitchy

and I think it's important that we remember that!

[larkral]

Let us not forget:

(Buffalo is terrible) "Yeah, and their team sucks too." - 67/10, inspired a very bad dtr/frottage/first name drops/tuna meltdown.

[triassictriserratops]

EXACTLY

Shane is a bitchy jock and i LOVE him for it.

Like, sure, Ilya is going to bounce on the balls of his feet and tell Scott that the sound coming from his knees keeps making Ilya think the ice is cracking

But Shane???

Shane is going to lean in and say "my dad uses H-45 Just For Men and the shade looks really natural. I can get you the link if you want."

Ilya says the shit that makes Scott want to punch him in the face.

Shane says the shit that makes Scott wake up at 3:16 am, shaking Kip awake "baby, kip, wake up, kip - are my grays really noticable? no, Kip, this can't wait. Turn on the light, Kip are my gr-"

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[topazlight]

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[depsidase]

[ilyapricot]

Forever thinking about “Boston is nice too?” and wanting to throw up about it. Just sitting on the floor of a gym across from the stranger who would be the Shane of his existence like.

I am so far away from home. I am so afraid but I cannot show it. I’m going to be all on my own out there and people are not kind to me. I’ve always been alone, but never this kind of alone before. I don’t really know you, but you seemed kind. And earnest. You would not lie to me. Is it safe? Will I be happy there and safe? Boston is nice too?

Ougghhhhgg. My brave little bug I’mgping to be sick

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[dumbass-writer]

I know in my heart of hearts that myshane doesn’t give a fuck about soccer but he’s oddly friends with a large amount of players across the world and most are playing in the World Cup on diff teams so he tunes in to watch them and chirps them about their playing and sending congratulations/affirmations depending on the outcome of each match but the funniest thing to me is that this World Cup is currently after hollanov comes out so all of these world famous players come together to hold up cards that say “fuck the metros, hi Shane 💗” and Ilya (who also doesnt care about soccer but is watching because Cliff does) is losing his fucking mind because he’s putting together the pieces on why Shane said he was going to visit a few buddies and this mf is in the stands on tv dapping up people on each side of the match

[wannabetonthat]

"Shane goes to Boston" "Ilya goes to Montreal" "They both go to Ottawa"

What about one of them goes to Brooklyn and the other to New Jersey and they get to compete against each other and live together in the same city and haunt Scott Hunter forevermore?

[ellisamarox]

My favorite thing about the Heated Rivalry fandom is that Ilya Rozanov's chirps get to all of your head so bad that some people have to actively remember the fandom that no, Hayden Pike is not a bad player. He literally wears the 'A'. And no, Scott Hunter is not old. He's like, three years older than Shane and Ilya.

Ilya oh Ilya, the power this man has. He would be delighted by that.