would you question a second chance?

Hazel Braum. 22. Human. Crime scene photographer. Closed for Wicked's Rest

[revivedhazel]

If home is where your heart is, what would you consider home? Is it a person? A place? A word?

I'm my home.

[chrisgates]

PSA!

If anyone sees a crab or two carrying little plastic instruments: don't panic! They're not evolving or anything, at least I don't think they are, I just thought it'd be funny to take a few pics of them like they were in a band and.... they got away from me.

[revivedhazel]

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Why are insects and animals always escaping in this town?

No way you're being for real.

[rn-zane]

So, tattoos... Currently looking for horror stories to avoid getting dragged out for one.

[revivedhazel]

Go to someone reputable a.k.a don't be a cheap ass and take care of it as instructed.

Are you starting with something small or you going big?

[mortemoppetere]

Why do you want to walk my dog so badly? It's suspicious. Are you trying to steal him?

[revivedhazel]

I swear I'm not. I just thought you could use a little help. Guess not.

[liam--hales]

why does that sound so sad It's unfortunate mean girls are so common.

People can shove their way into things lots of ways, not all of them physical. Sometimes that's worse.

[revivedhazel]

Funny I would say you're a mean girl based on appearance. No offense.

Yeah, I guess.

[draumas]

ASHLEY MOORE 2022, ph Jared Kocka

[darkearthsuggestions]

you may be rotten, but that does not mean that you are unwanted. Fungi cling to your sides like a kit to its mother and adoring trails of insects caress your bark like a lover. Birds rest inside your hollow trunk during the storm, and you provide the nest of two foxes intertwined like an ouroboros, lost in the haze of spring. to them you are still wanted; to them you are still needed; rotting or no, to them you make a home.

[liam--hales]

Sure, usually from conniving, backstabbing bitches you thought were your friends, not from your parents. or did you not have- no your parents don't seem the doting kind

Do your parents often sabotage your relationships? Or is it someone else? Or even yourself- shit that wouldn't get me anywhere

[revivedhazel]

I've crossed paths with some of those before. I guess that's one thing my parents did prepare me for.

My parents don't get involved in my relationships. Not physically, at least. More like figuratively.

[revivedhazel]

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Nothing. They're ass.

[revivedhazel]

Pizza or Pasta?

Pizza.

[liam--hales]

I'm sorry to hear that. I've not experienced that kind of cruelty firsthand, but I know many who have. You shouldn't let it alter how you see love in the future, though. Love is a beautiful thing, and worth doing anything to get.

[revivedhazel]

I understand that. But it's easier said than done sometimes, don't you think? Especially in love and relationships. There's always some sort of sabotage sneaking in somewhere.

[revivedhazel]

@iyla-devar

Unfortunately? No love for the parents?

I love my parents kinda, but they're fucked up people.

[mortemoppetere]

I don't think that's how it works.

Kid, I think you're overestimating how much cash I have.

[revivedhazel]

I think you're underestimating how much you need a dog walker.

But I'll let you weigh your cons and pros.

[rn-zane]

Once you've cleaned up worse things than earwax, sometimes off your person, some ear canal deposit seems really mild.

Wow, vintage cameras! You're a photographer?

[revivedhazel]

What's the worst thing you've cleaned up then? And don't say vomit. Or... you know.

No. I mean, yeah. Kind of. I'm a crime scene photographer. I guess one could say I'm within the field somehow. Other than that it's just a hobby.

[mortemoppetere]

He's still going to piss if you walk him.

[revivedhazel]

No. See? That's where you're wrong. Let's do this... I'll walk your dog every day, you put a price on it.

But remember, you're putting a price on a piss-free life.

[gossipsnake]

Honestly? Just one or two and you’d likely be fine. Maybe experience some acid reflux or indigestion. They are blister beetles, commonly known as a Spanish Fly and they produce a dangerous enzyme called cantharidin which can be lethal in a high enough dose. Either way, I’d advise against eating them since they can be traced back to me and I don’t need to be knowingly responsible for any death.

[revivedhazel]

Mild acid reflux to death. Got it. I'll stay away.

And report back if I see one, I guess. So how'd they find their way out?

[revivedhazel]

What's your favorite crime procedural show?

Sherlock and Mindhunter. I enjoyed The Sinner too. Don't know if these are considered crime procedural but they're crime related, I guess.