Your sign & temper explained by the weather
Aries: Wildfires - Like wildfires, Aries are always ready to ignite and do so easily. When ignited, thereâs no telling when they will calm down. Their rage can last for quite some time especially if they were betrayed or hurt by a friend or lover. Also, like wildfires, an Ariesâ anger can be intensified by the Air Signs because using their wit they can justify and aid in any and all revenge plans, especially Gemini. Likewise, the water signs will attempt to calm you down or eventually, put you out if you take it too far.
Taurus: Tsunami - Tsunamis are the most deadly when it comes to severe weather conditions, but they arenât really to blame. See, itâs disruptions in the ocean, on the sea floor, etc. that get them riled up. Taurus, youâre the same way. Your anger doesnât show itself often because it takes time to build. But when it does show itself, it can do some serious damage. You are set off by things you canât control, people, and STUPIDITY.
Gemini: Lightening - Witnessing you arguing, is like watching lightening flit across the sky. There is not a point you donât touch on. You have a readily prepared argument for anyone who opposes you. Your first argument works 99% of the time, but if for some reason it doesnât, you have 10 other arguments and can spit them out at rapid fire. You are VICIOUS! But you donât hold grudges. Like lightening, you strike once and leave, but your words always leave permanent bruises on the ego.Â
Cancer: Hurricane - All Cancers are insane, and we are no different when faced with an argument. Like hurricanes, we have levels. But I have to be honest, if we are really (finally) entering into an argument, weâre at a level 5.  A hurricane is rain, thunder, lightening, winds, etc. and a Cancer has just as many methods ready to inflict damage. When we want to fight, we will come at you verbally, physically, and mentally just like a hurricane. Youâll feel the effects afterwards. And to be clear, we arenât like lightening; we strike more than once. So if weâve fought once with you, we could probably go again.Â
Leo: Thunder - When youâre in a fight you want everyone to know about it. You are LOUD, you tell all your friends and anyone who will listen why they should be on your side, and your temper flairs out of nowhere. You love to bring up past fights, mistakes, and insecurities. It takes only one incident for you to boil over, and you will refuse to stop fighting until someone has apologized⊠to you. Someone always has to apologize to you. Then, things can go back to the way they were. Like Cancer, you too have a tendency to fight with the same people more than once.Â
Virgo: Floods - I would never say a Virgo is irrational. You just like things to be in a particular way, but you never fly off the handle. Itâs not your style. So, if you are fighting, itâs because there are too many things out of order. THE DAM HAS BROKEN. EVACUATE. When a Virgo has finally snapped from all the dysfunction around them, they have really had it. There is no reasoning. They are out of patience. You need to just get away from them or you can drown in their critical, harsh words that will remind you of every mistake youâve ever made.Â
Libra: Hail - Like hail, itâs weird when a Libra is mad. You almost donât even know if they are actually mad. Sure, theyâre acting slightly more colder and are shooting you dirty looks, but to look at them, they seem alright. When you look at hail, like an aggravated Libra, it just looks weird, but not dangerous. However, have hail hit you in the face and you will quickly realized that it CAN and WILL hurt you. Like Virgoes, Libras just needs some time to calm down. DONâT force them into a confrontation. Leave them alone, and it will all pass over.
Scorpio: Tornado - I hope none of you are shocked at my choice of weather. You are crazy, but when youâre angry, you become the definition of insanity. There is no calming you down. You donât freak out often, but when you do, you need to run your course. Like a tornado, you take down everyone and everything in your path and can devastate an entire population. The damage you inflict stays awhile because you (purposefully) make it difficult for people to cleanup after you. You need your destruction to last.Â
Sagittarius: Volcano - Like volcanoes, you donât erupt very often or easily. Youâre easygoing and tend to let things slide (sometimes when you shouldnât), but when youâre finally at your boiling point, you erupt without warning. Sometimes, you even try to hide your anger, but it is inevitable. The good news is that you donât erupt for too long and arenât partial to grudges.Â
Capricorn: Earthquake - I like to think of Capricorns as some of the most stable people on the planet, especially as you get older. (Everyone is kind of a mess when theyâre young, so ignore that). In order for you to lose your temper and lose control, something must be seriously wrong. Most times, I think your set off by the same things that set Taurus off, people and stupidity, and Virgoes, disorder. Basically, disruption of your master plan or, even worse, anything that gets in the way of your ambitions, will have you shaking and freaking out to the point where you will most likely further disrupt what is going on around you. Eventually, you will calm down and fix everything like a true Capricorn, but sometimes those you have fought with are permanently forgotten. YOU DO HOLD GRUDGES.Â
Aquarius: Blizzard - An Aquariusâ anger is chilling, biting, cold. They arenât going to strike at you in the middle of the night (thatâs Scorpio). I think the most youâll get from them is a calculated, callous remark that is only about the situation. They will normally never attack you for childish things like looks, (Gemini and Cancer will) or for things youâve done wrong in the past (Leo and Capricorn will). They will only mention the situation and that is enough for them. They donât need to make a big show out of their anger. In fact, that would be counterproductive because they are most likely going to disappear and never talk to you again anyway.
Pisces: Straight-line Winds - These winds are the natural partners of hurricanes. Actually during a hurricane, most of the damage comes from these winds; we just blame it on the hurricane. Your anger is silent. You will manipulate the situation to make it seem as if you arenât involved, are completely innocent, and will get someone to fight your battles for you. Your anger is underhanded and sneaky, but youâre not a natural fighter. In my experience, itâs always Cancers and Leos who are willing to fight for you and on your behalf. Be careful, sometimes it is better to look like the bad guy, than to blame your mess on someone else.
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