Hans, Just Hans.

Indie :: Disney's Frozen::Hans RP Blog Written by: Alex #Rexspeculis Selective // Semi-active

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So I was at my local bookstore an was looking through this frozen cine-story comic book (pretty much the movie but in comic form) and I was reading through it when I came across this part.

Hans: Queen Elsa! Don’t be the monster they fear you are!

Narration: Hans words reach elsa. She didn’t really mean to hurt the guards.

Hans: (looking at the guards) Hans thinks to himself *but they still want to hurt her!* (seeing that the crossbow was pointed at Elsa Hans shouts out) NO!

And you know the rest! I know that was a really rough description but I had to share this. I don’t know about you guys but I don’t care what anyone else says! I know he turned out to be the bad guy but I genuinely think he didn’t want her to die in this scene and I think this comic is proof enough. I don’t know mate that’s just me but still I’m pretty sure it’s hinting that Hans genuinely cared about Elsas well being. An again it specifically said “Hans words reach Elsa” not Anna’s not anybody else’s but HANS! I don’t know judge for yourselves I just wanted to share my thoughts and opinions

[basssuperpower-deactivated20191]

And this is exactly why the thugs are the real villains here.

[kaiserghidorah]

Cosplay from D23. Be still my beating heart.

[eberlecosplay]

This post pleases me greatly.

[kaiserghidorah]

ACTUAL PRINCE HANS REBLOGGED THE HELSA POST 

YOUR MAJESTY, I GRAVEL AT YOUR FEET 

[eberlecosplay]

As you have yet again pleased myself, Prince Hans, with your post. I shall grant you access to the original image. Stay tuned, we did an entire shoot of this. ;)

[kaiserghidorah]

AN ENTIRE HELSA PHOTO-SHOOT.

Helsa Fandom. Rise. 

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[eberlecosplay]

You may already be familiar with some of our work

We are slowly taking over the internet

And you my loyal servants shall help spread the gospel that is Helsa 

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Thank you… my heart… it hath thawed

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flurriies:

Her concerned expression changes to a soft smile watching the little thing gobble down her leftovers, and even seeking out Hans’ touch. It’s a young bat, she surmised, enough that it doesn’t know to fear people which has saved it’s life. “I didn’t know you had such a talent with animals,” she’s clearly impressed, and she’s moved close enough to learn against him to peer down at her former tormentor. This is a softer side to him she’s not used to seeing; not that’s he doesn’t handle her gently, he’s attentive to her every need. She moves; he moves. But this is a nurturing act she’s never envisioned him doing. 

“There’s a birdcage in the attic he could be kept it ——just until he heals.”

“Appart from my horse the companions I enjoyed the most during my childhood were animals, I’ve learnt to read them, so to speak, and to care for them, while I understand its a widely popular practice among royals, I hate hunting, and I’d rather keep them alive and help them heal..” At this point he feels he is rambling, as he feeds the bat another piece of fruit “But that’s just me.” He mutters, dismissing it, as one does when a hobby or something loved had been pointed as odd and quirky.

“I will have a servant fetch me that cage and see about adapting it for him, it may very well never be able to fly, but he’d be at least well fed and cared for.” and that was a promise Hans made to himself, then he wanted to switch the topic.

“What about you?, do you like animals? pets?”

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“Chill out mamma bear” Hans smiles, although its probably a bad move, considering how her hormones have been hiking up and down, He takes off his coat and jumps on a chair, using his jacket as a net, it takes him a few and then some swings, and to almost fall from the chair, to finally get the terrified thing down, but he manages, he catches it, leaps from the chair and holds the bat in his hand, covered in the fabric of his jacket, “Oh you’re just hurt ain’t you?” He smiles to the bat and speaks tenderly “I got you buddy. I’ll get you somewhere safe..” He walks to Elsa, full in control of her personal little dragon. “See, no harm done to either.” He kisses her forehead. “I’ll go release it outside, will you be fine until I’m back?”

“It’s so small…and inured.” She feels just a little embarrassed now that she has perspective. “It’s almost cute, in an it’s so ugly it’s cute sort of way.” The bat squirms in Hans; grasp and Elsa flinches away until she’s sure he’s got control of it. “What’s going to happen to it if it can’t fly?” 

Hans frowns and pulls a letter opener, aiming it at the critter, using its tip to remove a splinter from its wing which causes an awful cry from it as he works, then sighing lightly and leaving the letter opener on the desk he faces Elsa to address her question “Seeing how things are now..” he looked at her sadly, “He won’t be able to make it, with his wing teared as it is, its like a ship without sails, he can’t control the direction he is flying into, hence, how I imagine he winded up in your office.” He strokes the bat’s head and the previously agitated critter, seems to stop squirming.

“Bats don’t really heal themselves from this, their wings are paper thin, this is, not the first one I’ve got the chance to capture, the good news though..” He grabs a piece of apple long forgotten from the Queen’s breakfast and offers it to the little animal who grabs it with little claws and bites it, feeding on it seemingly with gusto.

“Is this is a fruit kind of bat, they eat bugs and fruit, so it wouldn’t be hard to help the little guy”

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All his life, every waking minute he’d heard his brothers speak of this, even though he knew they were very much assholes he thought they exaggerated when they mentioned the ‘female screech to come and kill the thing’ until Hans witnessed it on his own flesh, and he found it equally endearing and amusing.

“C’mon Elsa is just a little bu–” the bat flew over his head, making him flinch, just because he simply didn’t expect the thing to fly. “Bat.” “I’ll get it in a moment.”

“It’s not trying to entangle itself in your hair,” she snips, “or biting your face like it’s going to do to me if you don’t get rid of it!” She’s using a cushion she’s pulled off a chair as a shield, another hand on her belly as though the unborn were under threat from the little bat that’s made her study it’s roost.” The bat is disoriented and it’s flight path is erratic, a tear in it’s wing bringing it inside for a safe place to rest, though Elsa is too busy panicking to see it. 

“Chill out mamma bear” Hans smiles, although its probably a bad move, considering how her hormones have been hiking up and down, He takes off his coat and jumps on a chair, using his jacket as a net, it takes him a few and then some swings, and to almost fall from the chair, to finally get the terrified thing down, but he manages, he catches it, leaps from the chair and holds the bat in his hand, covered in the fabric of his jacket, “Oh you’re just hurt ain’t you?” He smiles to the bat and speaks tenderly “I got you buddy. I’ll get you somewhere safe..” He walks to Elsa, full in control of her personal little dragon. “See, no harm done to either.” He kisses her forehead. “I’ll go release it outside, will you be fine until I’m back?”

[blue-pixiedust]

Dirty things Hans whispers to Elsa because fuck it!

[sncwkissedqveen-moved]

blue-pixiedust:

A recent post brought to my attention I need to make a list of all the naughty, naughty things Hans whispers to Elsa in her ear.

Let the dirty talk BEGIN!*

*A lot of these will probably feature Hans promising to go down on Elsa because cunnilingus is AMAZING.

1. “Let me make one thing perfectly clear, your majesty. My face is your new throne.”

2. “I want to lick this chocolate fondue off your cold, hard nipples.”

3. “Keep smiling at me like that and I swear to God I will bend you over that throne and fuck you in front of everyone.”

4. “You will excuse yourself to the powder room, RIGHT NOW. When you come back, I expect you to stuff your panties in my jacket pocket. Do you understand?”

5. “The moment we’re out of here I am lying on our bed, and you are going to suffocate me with your pussy.”

5. “Take my glove out of you now. I want to smell you while we’re stuck at that damned ball.”

6. “I haven’t eaten you since this morning. Lunch time. NOW.”

7. “We had a deal. I behave at the gala, you let me go down on you in the library DURING said gala. Put down your goddamn drink.”

8. “I’ll have to gag you for what I’m planning for you, tonight.”

9. “Argue with me again and I’ll spank you so hard you can’t sit on your throne for a month.”

10. *openly staring at her breasts* “I want my dick there, later.”

11. *openly stares at her mouth* “I want my dick there, later, too.”

12. “Do as I say and you’ll only have trouble walking for 2 days.”

13. “Scream my name. Let them hear who’s fucking you.”

rexspeculis

[unseenmockingjay]

matching length does not bother me one bit. but matched enthusiasm and commitment is desired. if you have no muse for the thread then please drop it rather then give me a reply with no love or feeling or thought.

[kaiserghidorah]

[blue-pixiedust]

You can smell the regret.

[disneylimitededitiondolls]

Full view of D23 exclusive Elsa and Hans!

[0rhysie0]

Helsa wedding! (Cinderella style)

[firelordhans]

disney: We can’t put Anna and Hans in the same Fairytale Designer set, because they’ll look like a romantic couple disney: So let’s put Elsa and Hans together! No one could possibly mistake them for a couple! disney: But maybe disney: make both of them really hot disney: and give them intense bedroom eyes disney: make them stare at each other disney: like they just disney: want to disney: disney: disney: disney: fuck

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"Tell me about your first kiss," Anna requested softly. She wanted to know everything about Hans. Even the things she didn't really want to know. ~freckledcrocus

“It was nothing special” he says and shrugs “There wasn’t true love or fireworks or any feeling involved, really, she wasn’t exactly in my age group, either” he shrugs “I needed to proof I would be man enough to be a sailor, or with a lady, so I was brought to.. You know a place with ladies of company and, that was my first kiss and first encounter”

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rexspeculis:

freckledcrocus:

      “So, how often,” she wondered slowly, “was your experience with… paid company?” She’d been raised politely, and though she knew words like “whore” and “hooker” she couldn’t bring herself to say them. “Were you… you know, careful?”

“It wasn’t that often actually, perhaps just that time and then once or twice more, and yes, I was extremely careful, for several reasons, not just pregnancies, but illnesses, and if you want to know, yes I’ve had my fair share of affairs, but those were with regular girls, from all sorts of backgrounds and statuses.” Hans does not know why she wants to know this things but has no problem in answering her questions.

      She was quietly relieved about that. All of it. Most of it. Okay, the last part wasn’t so great, but at least he was being honest. “All sorts, huh? So, like, virgins and marrieds and rich and poor and I just hope I end up being better than them. Wait, what?”

     She flushed and looked away. Okay, so that cat was out of the bag.

“Oh so that one got out of your bag huh?” he chuckled and kissed her cheek, after teasing her and giving her a hard time for confessing like that,so simple so innocent so.. her.

He leans over, there’s complicity in his features when he whispers “Well you know.. I’ve never properly made love to anyone.. I’ve just had intercourse, and dear, if I have my eyes and hopes in someone to be the first, that’d be you, and, that alone already puts you high above the tier.”

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"Tell me about your first kiss," Anna requested softly. She wanted to know everything about Hans. Even the things she didn't really want to know. ~freckledcrocus

“It was nothing special” he says and shrugs “There wasn’t true love or fireworks or any feeling involved, really, she wasn’t exactly in my age group, either” he shrugs “I needed to proof I would be man enough to be a sailor, or with a lady, so I was brought to.. You know a place with ladies of company and, that was my first kiss and first encounter”

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rexspeculis:

freckledcrocus:

     “That’s stupid,” she said. “Pappa and Mamma treated each other equally. Are men and women actually held to different standards?” And then she realized just how sheltered she’d been. Between her parents and Elsa, she didn’t even know the difference in how men and women were usually treated. “Or is it just the difference between the Southern Isle and Arendelle?”

“It is stupid, but such are our times” he commented “yes, men and women are treated differently, it really doesn’t make a lot of sense but you go with it so long as you’re impressionable, or you want to fit doesn’t matter your age.” He shrugs “If it helps you some, I am better now, I know better.”

      “So, how often,” she wondered slowly, “was your experience with… paid company?” She’d been raised politely, and though she knew words like “whore” and “hooker” she couldn’t bring herself to say them. “Were you… you know, careful?”

“It wasn’t that often actually, perhaps just that time and then once or twice more, and yes, I was extremely careful, for several reasons, not just pregnancies, but illnesses, and if you want to know, yes I’ve had my fair share of affairs, but those were with regular girls, from all sorts of backgrounds and statuses.” Hans does not know why she wants to know this things but has no problem in answering her questions.

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"Tell me about your first kiss," Anna requested softly. She wanted to know everything about Hans. Even the things she didn't really want to know. ~freckledcrocus

“It was nothing special” he says and shrugs “There wasn’t true love or fireworks or any feeling involved, really, she wasn’t exactly in my age group, either” he shrugs “I needed to proof I would be man enough to be a sailor, or with a lady, so I was brought to.. You know a place with ladies of company and, that was my first kiss and first encounter”

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freckledcrocus:

rexspeculis:

freckledcrocus:

     She snorted humorlessly, then barked a laugh that was genuine. “If you think sixteen is a late bloomer, what must you think of me and my eighteen-year-old flower bud? I’m only just now really blooming.”

“Yes but I’m a man” he retorted in his defense “I’m expected to know these things, Anna.” He barked a laugh too “You’re on the contrary admired for holding your flower bud for so long”

How had he walked himself so dangerously close to a ‘deflower the princess’ mention?

     “That’s stupid,” she said. “Pappa and Mamma treated each other equally. Are men and women actually held to different standards?” And then she realized just how sheltered she’d been. Between her parents and Elsa, she didn’t even know the difference in how men and women were usually treated. “Or is it just the difference between the Southern Isle and Arendelle?”

“It is stupid, but such are our times” he commented “yes, men and women are treated differently, it really doesn’t make a lot of sense but you go with it so long as you’re impressionable, or you want to fit doesn’t matter your age.” He shrugs “If it helps you some, I am better now, I know better.”

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"Tell me about your first kiss," Anna requested softly. She wanted to know everything about Hans. Even the things she didn't really want to know. ~freckledcrocus

“It was nothing special” he says and shrugs “There wasn’t true love or fireworks or any feeling involved, really, she wasn’t exactly in my age group, either” he shrugs “I needed to proof I would be man enough to be a sailor, or with a lady, so I was brought to.. You know a place with ladies of company and, that was my first kiss and first encounter”

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freckledcrocus:

     She snorted humorlessly, then barked a laugh that was genuine. “If you think sixteen is a late bloomer, what must you think of me and my eighteen-year-old flower bud? I’m only just now really blooming.”

“Yes but I’m a man” he retorted in his defense “I’m expected to know these things, Anna.” He barked a laugh too “You’re on the contrary admired for holding your flower bud for so long”

How had he walked himself so dangerously close to a ‘deflower the princess’ mention?

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does your muse ever get jealous over dumb things even if it’s in another verse they just “[ points ] THAT’S MY FUCKING PERSON”