Smelly Jelly

Of Art and Animals and Other Such Things

[johnthestitcher]

Erte-inspired Pride flags???

Actually - if you look close enough - the model has stripped the rainbow out of the skies and is wearing it like a large, rainbow shawl. Nice touch on her shoes, too!

[nobrashfestivity]

Masayo Fukuda

Papercut

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[crookedtines]

Finally bought some dye and have been having so much fun with optical color mixing. I decided to start with cmyk primaries to get some vibrant color options.

So far I've only mixed up the main batch of colors, but I'll split them up and create a palatte of tints and shades once I have access to a scale again.

I don't have any fancy tools and have been blending the fiber by hand, so it's probably best I have a forced break for the sake of my fingers. Once I'm done I should have a very useful set of 57 2g swatches to play with! (Plus 5 more for a set of grayscale swatches)

If I'm still up for it, I might repeat the whole thing with my classic red, yellow, blue primary dye set. For a truly massive set of heather swatches.

[crookedtines]

I'll create a comprehensive guide to all the color mixes and my process once I'm done, but in the meantime here's a mixing guide for the colors I've already done!

The ratios are presented in the same order as the wool swatches in the photo above it. I didn't simplify any of the ratios so you'll have to deal with 2:2s instead of 1:1s, oops.

For anyone curious, I used brilliant yellow, deep magenta, and caribbean blue from Dharma dyes on their corriedale wool for my base colors.

[zaruthel]

I finished this tiger & peacock risograph print! I don't draw animals very often but I like how it came out.

posted on my etsy too

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[soymoss]

starling

[transastronautistic]

ID: digital art on a bright yellow background of a bird with blue-black feathers, which have yellow and orange asterisk-shaped stars on them

[catchymemes]

[prinz-myshkin]

Playful mouse and a coffee cup

[landmineblogging]

reblog to shovel some coal into prevs firebox so they can keep going

[landmineblogging]

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[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[anexperimentallife]

[queeriocheerios]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Reddit post on r/ShowerThoughts from JollyTraveler reading: People will swim in the ocean, even thought there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it. Humans all have a corpse:water ratio that is acceptable for them to swim in. /End ID]

[remy-labelle-purple]

A minimum allowable Olympic swimming pool is 660*10^3 gallons.

The ocean is 352*10^18 gallons.

The ocean is as big as 530*10^12 Olympic swimming pools.

Scientific American's estimate of how many humans have ever lived ever is 140*10^9.

If every human who has ever lived ever were currently a corpse in the ocean, that would be equivalent to one corpse per 4000 Olympic swimming pools.

If your town has two Olympic-sized swimming pools and you happen to know that one of them has a corpse in it and you go into the other one, your corpse:water ratio is insanely high compared to getting into the ocean.