bones gnawed by teeth

Alex. 30s. Enby. She/they. Multi-fandom. Certified book girlie + thought daughter. If you are nice to me, I might write you a Sterek fic. Melpomene (aconitehart) on AO3; call me "melpo" and I will send you to prison.

[lokicorey]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49144447/

In which Derek Hale is a man with a dark past, and Stiles is completely obsessed with him.

[dear-massacre]

The noise I freaking made, I just-

I love everything about this. 🥺🥺🥺

[streamgiraph]

I have no concentration…:(

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[charitydingle]

The Descent 2005, dir. Neil Marshall

[molabuddy]

mutual who i'm still clearly mutuals with who i'm seeing on my dashboard: i had to block a mutual for doing [horrible thing i would never do]

me, immediately: oh my god what if it was me

[kylieminvogue]

"LEGALLY BLONDE" 2001, dir. Robert Luketic

[robin-buckely]

BACKROOMS 2026 — dir. Kane Parsons

[second-time-around]

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

[nowadayz]

SILENT HILL f 2025, dev. NeoBards Entertainment

[timetosuitup]

If sterek was in a romcom they would be the fun weird side characters who bickered and didn’t like each other and were total opposites for basically the whole movie but during the big final scene they would have some weird vulnerable eye contact while the main people had their big moment and then suddenly you see them making out sloppy style in a corner to total eclipse of the heart with waaay too much intensity and tongue and groping and you would look at them going at it and kind of laugh but also say awwww yessss they belong together

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[cumaeansibyl]

people in the comments like "pregnancy is body horror" and I'm like nah, I love body horror, pregnancy is boring

[dear-massacre]

It’s not that I want to rewatch Supernatural

It’s just that I feel compelled to

[stickingupforsammy]

all the times we were me and you by fleshflutter

[exhuastedpigeon]

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

[amazingmrcinema007]

I hope Evil Dead Wrath continues this trend of giving us Deadite baddies that would absolutely brutally maim and kill us but look like they'd humor us if we tried to shoot our shot with them.

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[reptilianspecies]