-- jeff wittek @rhinestonecryboy - Tumblr Blog

sacha baron cohen starring in serious movies will never not trip me out

are you fuckin dumb

i dont know what prompted this but yes i promise so much

me: *receives text* me: i should reply to that me:

once again it seems like I live rent free in trisha paytas’ mind

i love staying out of the loop. like, "lol whats happening?" i dont fucking know!

I’ve been submitting “u so icy I’m a glacier boy ❄️” to dua for a week and she hasn’t acknowledged one of them

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if I worked at a newspaper and stevie nicks was caught speeding my headline would be “speedy nicks”

call me controversial but I’d rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than john mulaney’s voice

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

my dog really takes the ‘I guess I’ll just piss on the floor’ tiktok audio way too fuckin seriously

I’m jeff, former mafia boss turned cowboy barber. will talk about how pump up the jam by technotronic is the best song ever made for hours on end.

📩 @wormboyfriends

i’m dua and i’ve been listening to anaconda by nicki minaj on repeat for the last 26 minutes and i’ve only just noticed :)

tell me what ur listening to rn - laleonlibre 💘

good morning

Nobody’s gonna worry over kidnapping charges. The most you’re gonna get is five years—you get out in one year.

DOG DAY AFTERNOON 1975, dir. Sidney Lumet

mood

-- jeff wittek