[rhvenclaw]

jk rowling: i'm great at representation! crookshanks' mum was a lesbian!

[fapamir]

*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* ¾ through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

[eeyore9990]

Alternatively:

*¼ through fanfic* Wow, this is a great, unique plot!

*½ through fanfic* Holy shit, what happens next??

*¾ through fanfic* I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL BE RESOLVED!!!

*fanfic finished, kudos button mashed* AO3: You have already left kudos here. :)

[anotherconservator]

[yavn]

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

[herhmione]

god my absolute favorite feeling is devouring a book, when you get so into the pages and the words that you have to stop your eyes from skipping lines and force yourself to read every word, when you’re so impatient for what happens next that you can’t sit still while reading, when you have to re read whole pages because you were too busy predicting and anticipating that you missed the actual events, when you read a part that’s too good for words and you have to close the book and scream into your pillow, that’s what reading a truly great book is about and the feeling is even better when you haven’t found a book like that in a long time and then you stumble across one and something inside of you awakens

[peachisty]

the best plot twist this 2017 is how we managed to survive it?? so congrats everyone reading this, we made it!!!

[cloudsongs]

[mcavoy]

What if this is the best version? 

Lady Bird dir. Greta Gerwig 

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

the moon is proud of you

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

and so are the stars

[revivalish]

and so is the sun 

[i-can-do-tricks]

the aliens are watching you, a little confused about your life choices but are proud of you too

[casspds]

having a body is weird…I don’t like it,,I’d rather be a concept..an idea

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

[magicfolk]

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

[meraofxebel]

[pr1nceshawn]

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

[castorochiaro]

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

[paperparachute]

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

[kristoffs-sunflowermoved-blog]

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

[charminglyantiquated]

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

[cwote]

if you find you are surrounded by toxic people… 

CUT. 

THEM. 

OUT.

[panharmonium]

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets