Rian Doherty

i eat bitches for breakfast UwU dont make me eat u ;3 //ooc: this is an RP blog. everything on this blog is fictional and for entertainment purposes only//

[riandoherty]

On a scale of 1-10, how good is Nevans d

10 in quality and 10 in size hehehe. He's big as fuck and knows exactly what he's doing with it. Definitely set my standard for sex very high when he took my virginity, which was the first night we had become demons. Yes, that means I died a virgin but hey, I lost it within a few hours of coming back as a demon hahaha. Nevan may be a demon but he's a fucking god in the sheets. Y'all have nooo idea, like, this man makes my brain turn into mush and i forget to fucking breathe it's so good. 😂

[nevan-walsh]

Tit or ass?

I am most certainly an ass man and of course, I have very specific tastes and requirements when it comes to an ass. If you have a big butt, great, but is it proportional to your body? It needs to be proportional and BBLs are fucking disgusting. Is it lumpy and has cellulite (ew)? Does it sag (ick)? Does it bounce a bit when walking (✔️) ? Does it jiggle if smacked (✔️)? Is it ran through and lose (❌)? Or is it unused or used sparingly so it's tight as hell (I do not enjoy sticking my dick in ran-through lose sluts). And of course, is it squishy (✔️)? Now, those questions are more of a prescreening. I would need to be able to actually see an ass in person, as well as feel it up, before I could decide if it's good enough for me or not.

As for tits, big or small doesn't matter to me. All I care about is that they are not saggy and they must have cute, little perky nipples. I don't like big nipples, I find it gross, especially if they point down. If your titties are cockeyed, then go get a boob job, bitch.

(OOC: i absolutely do not condone or support the way Nevan thinks, including everything in the answer above — his views are abhorrent and he's a shallow materialistic jagg off. Keep in mind that Nevan is a villain, he obviously does not have good morals — or morals to begin with — and his takes socially and politically are absolutely atrocious.)

[riandoherty]

I know I pass your standards hehehehehe ❤️

[nevan-walsh]

...yes, you do, but if you keep yapping about that on here and there will be consequences.

[juliusthedressmaker]

They're fucking and they've been fucking for a very, very, very long time. Your honor, they're in love.

:)<3

[riandoherty]

Yes we are hehehehe and I mean yes to both, we're in love, and I'm also on his dick as I type thie mwahaha❤️

[nevan-walsh]

Tit or ass?

I am most certainly an ass man and of course, I have very specific tastes and requirements when it comes to an ass. If you have a big butt, great, but is it proportional to your body? It needs to be proportional and BBLs are fucking disgusting. Is it lumpy and has cellulite (ew)? Does it sag (ick)? Does it bounce a bit when walking (✔️) ? Does it jiggle if smacked (✔️)? Is it ran through and lose (❌)? Or is it unused or used sparingly so it's tight as hell (I do not enjoy sticking my dick in ran-through lose sluts). And of course, is it squishy (✔️)? Now, those questions are more of a prescreening. I would need to be able to actually see an ass in person, as well as feel it up, before I could decide if it's good enough for me or not.

As for tits, big or small doesn't matter to me. All I care about is that they are not saggy and they must have cute, little perky nipples. I don't like big nipples, I find it gross, especially if they point down. If your titties are cockeyed, then go get a boob job, bitch.

(OOC: i absolutely do not condone or support the way Nevan thinks, including everything in the answer above — his views are abhorrent and he's a shallow materialistic jagg off. Keep in mind that Nevan is a villain, he obviously does not have good morals — or morals to begin with — and his takes socially and politically are absolutely atrocious.)

[riandoherty]

I know I pass your standards hehehehehe ❤️

[riandoherty]

What your favorite part of a human to eat?

Thighs are absolutely delicious!

[riandoherty]

So, Rian…

How do you like your meat? Do you prefer it grilled or raw? 🥩

I prefer to sear it in a pan, actually! The way you cook steak, and it is a steak. There really isn't a true difference between animal meat and human meat, humans are animals too. And though I used to be a cannibal, I'm not quite sure if I could even be considered one these days, because I'm a demon. The demon species is very different from the human species. I don't eat other demons, so am I actually a cannibal? Hahahahaha sorry I ramble lots, it's a terrible habit. Anyway thank you for sending me the ask I feel so special getting attention!!!!!!❤️

[riandoherty]

Nevan made Tumblr so I did to hehehehe