um, what the heck

😔

[ribbingtonsoup]

I don't have a brain instead I got a cash register up there it's how much I'm thinkin about money 🤑🤑🤑🤑 3 OF A KIND JACKPOT !!!

[ribbingtonsoup]

Close enough, welcome purple Jade Harley.

[ribbingtonsoup]

Red starburst

mmmmmghhhhh...

[grungixfungi]

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

[fairycosmos]

it’s crazy how you have to be embarrassing to be less embarrassing

[ribbingtonsoup]

Sorry kitten, we're not supporting discord's policies, instead of nitro why don't you just PayPal me $20,000.

[ribbingtonsoup]

Olives and feta cheese got me actin foolish. Some kind of pickled vegetable too? Yup, I'm #hard.

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ribbingtonsoup]

"I didn't get into X thing because of its fandom"

Ohhhh so you're a little bitch.

[ribbingtonsoup]

If picking your scabs is bad why did god grace us with fingernails.

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[ribbingtonsoup]

Yes, unwrap the plastic from your stickers. Aren't you excited? Now, which sticker will you pick? So many to choose, you're so cute when you're overwhelmed. Aah, finally picked one did you? That's a fantastic sticker, you're doing amazing, kitten. Remember, after this, there's no going back, are you ready? Peel the sticker, peel it from its coated plastic sheet. Do you feel that? The intensity, the tension? Look at you, can't decide where to put it? Oh~ poor kitten, let me help you. I think you should put it... here. Oh? You want to put it there? I'm so proud of you, good job kitten. Now just press it into place, aaaaah~ a perfect fit. You did so well, it's perfect, kitten.

[ribbingtonsoup]

How I look at a beloved friend (whom I'd literally die for) when they ask if I'm mad at them.

[ribbingtonsoup]

What if instead of "periods" they were called "vagina 9/11"

[ribbingtonsoup]

When I'm talking about food just know there's sexual undertones

[ribbingtonsoup]

What's up my deplorable little slimy fuckwads (affectionate)

[ribbingtonsoup]

One of these days I will finally shed my ill-fitting skin and become exactly the same but purple.