Yo Different Fandoms Of Mine

I am SCREAMING

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Hey, does anyone want the link to a children’s book I've written?

The Little Dragon: Who Wanted to Touch the Clouds [Smith, Aurora B., Smith, Kevin M.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. T

[b-sowards]

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

[bill-cipher-offical]

NOT MY USUAL JAM, BUT THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF YOU CRITTERS FOLLOWING ME THAT SHOULD KNOW THIS

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Stay safe out there guys

[ivy-michaels]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[ivy-michaels]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[griffonatrix]

social media is supposed to be PvP

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[no-one-offical]

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[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[justplainsalty]

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

[kaity--did]

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

[kaity--did]

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

[mentalhealthnut]

1) My dad was also like this with me. Best example - reading a manual for a washing machine to me as an infant. Didn't turn into a Deals Warlock, but I did become a writer, so make of that what you will.

2) If you are the type of person who counts how many questions your child asks you in a day, and didn't give up after like ten of 'em, *and* potentially did so more than once (you said she "averages" at 892, meaning you might have gotten your data from at least two days)... then I think she is Like That because of both sides of her family, actually

[kaity--did]

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[satan-offical]

trans women.. are women *walks into sunset* *pauses* and um- trans men are men- and also non binary people are valid, agender people too, and neogender and uh- uh- *stumbles into the sunset* trans people are whatever gender they want to be..! *sun consumes me*

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why are the sims here?

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Why not?

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[escapaeronaut]

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

[tachyon-at-rest]

[emeraldspiral]

[one-paper-bag]

reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

[drax-the-vampire-king]

More of an axe guy myself but still gonna wave my flag

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

[in-your-wall-s]

@siriuslyobsessed394 I’m so glad I saw you and thought you were funny and started talking to you

[siriuslyobsessed394]

NO REAL OMG @sage-black-or-remus-lupin-90 MY DIVA TY FOR BRINGING ME TO WALLS I WILL THANK YOU PROFUSELY IF YOU EVER COME BACKKK

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Many friends but shoutout to @flyerguardian and @jacksfoxevangeline today

[flyerguardian]

Awwwww thank you<3333

This applies to literally all of my friends on here y'all are so cool vjksnfjwidqjd but speciaaaaal shout out to my ogs @caravalxjurdan240 @itzursafespace @wrensvoices <3333

[caravalxjurdan240]

OMFGGG THANK YOUUUU

@artemisiamasterofnone @itzursafespace @wrensvoices @booklover5111 @colourobserver @stories-i-guess @obsessivebookwormalert @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @zais--doll--mine--expo @imjusthereforthecake LOVE Y'ALLLLL

[itzursafespace]

THIS IS GENUINELY THE SWEETEST THING EVER 🥺

TYYYYYY

@athreadofroses @flyerguardian @artemisiamasterofnone @feellikeasadsong @wrensvoices @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @fawnbunny01134 @feellikeasadsong @xcruelprincessx @writingprincessblog @wordslikepoisonn @misdollie @aurora-reads-books @bookaddictedrose @b3anieperson @charlieloveshughbiggs @future-muse @jamezplayzmc @phantomfandoms491 @rainydays-5 @throneofem @the-silent-romantic

[artemisiamasterofnone]

omg ME? tyy

We havent talked much so im surprised...

@obsessivebookwormalert @amir-of-choccymilk-elias @caravalxjurdan240

[amir-of-choccymilk-elias]

wait what

@privygrid @zeta-finnish @killer-offical @ebulatheduck @raccoon-go-bweh @the-lotus-files @alastorscuntologydegree @anonmous-offical @obsessivebookwormalert @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

[privygrid]

aww love you too amir

@viktorscuntywaist @the-girl-who-lives-in-delusion13 @cyxnmoon @kasane-poteto-chip @randomfandoms47 @welltimedtumbleweed @aixtra @ebulatheduck (sorry you got tagged twice)

yall are the first ones that came to mind ily all

[randomfandoms47]

@oh-no-love-youre-not-alone @privygrid @without-you-without-them @literallyjamesfleamontpotter @apcqlypse @3lectracuted @kasane-poteto-chip @gowaniios @the-girl-who-lives-in-delusion13

[3lectracuted]

Aw omg ily too

@laced-in-ruin @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @sootandspine @ghostlynocturnalspirit @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @bluecookiesbutterbeer @kissrosier @mlupinn @silvert4bby and many more

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

MWAH ILY

@darlingmylovethatsmurder @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @viscountessnila @7975348473 @rara3swhimsy @darknesswrappedinfallcolors @vivaciousmessypixie @kissrosier @mlupinn @laced-in-ruin @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @fictionalsimp09 @lex-marks-the-spot @huckleberrysigh @randomlittlewhatnots @emotional-traffic-cone @evil-twink-reg @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @sspadfoot @poetscherry @leninthestarlight @space-girliee @bartysgreenstripofhair @miniaturespirestorm AND ALL MY MOOTIES <333

[randomlittlewhatnots]

Awww <3

@a-chance-of-raine @abs0l3m @sootandspine @printer-reads-505 @werewolfadmirer @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @sidequest-official @dishonorable-poet @foxysbred @laced-in-ruin @cryinconstalations @makeitfast9052 @twixxystick and all my beloved moots whom I cannot remember the exact handles of or am lowkey too scared to tag :)

[foxysbred]

That's so sweet! We didn't even interact than mutch but thank you !!

@themaliciousfarfadet @rosiervalentine @wafflesanddonuts @awhimsicalwhirlwind @disney-girl1 @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @rara3swhimsy @trans-regulus-black

[disney-girl1]

Awww tysm (★^O^★)

ALL MY AMAZING MUTUALS...I'LL TAG JUST A FEW

@pikminnnnnnnnnnnnn , @emily-the-fae, @this-wretched-thing123 , @the-snails-want-blood, @constantlysleepdeprived, @drax-the-vampire-king, @ineedsleeplol0-0, @jxmimac, @looneylokidna, @maravderrp, @ninahufflepuff, @omicronvulkarch, @randomlittlewhatnots, @rosiernotrosie, @sidequest-official, @sunnylexi7, @saturn-a-0007, @wraya-the-ethical-wombat,

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Definitely a lot of people on here that I've loved getting to interact with. And so many of them i only got to meet by pure chance. Just wanna say I love you all even if we dont get to talk much.

@somebeaver-offical @sneesnoop @sexy-people-contests-2 @lostinthewrongfandom @pretentious-liminal-vampire @the-stew-goblin @reaper-of-light-12 @caffeinatedspitegod @wellcome-to-chaos @anyti-megan-gsta

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Welp, you got my Castle buddies, so @stimmingmushroomstudios @oak-the-professor and all of my other moots, I am blessed to know you

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[celinaprm]

we breached fucking containment

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

wtf is happening on twitter

[lostinthewrongfandom]

We're escaping containment

[socialmaya]

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

[sylestial]

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

[tayefeth]

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

[antique-scarecrow]

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

[downtroddendeity]

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

[antiterfbutch]

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why did I just find out from @lostinthewrongfandom that Woody from Toy Story’s full name is Woody Pride?????

[desmolbean404]

You just found out?? I just found out! What??

oh my god they're not kidding

[theofreakingbell]

This is still not as weird to me as the fact that Lightning McQueen’s first name is Montgomery

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m sorry it’s what??

[theofreakingbell]

It's Montgomery. apparently

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Every day you people find a new way to make me question why I downloaded this app

[wellcome-to-chaos]

Mim we are getting so many lore drops today between making a fictional character a whore of a man

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

He was already a whore in spirit we’re just making it real

[lostinthewrongfandom]

We’re not making it real; we’re giving it evidence. Get it right.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why did I just find out from @lostinthewrongfandom that Woody from Toy Story’s full name is Woody Pride?????

[lostinthewrongfandom]

It's not my fault he has a Drag King name!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Au where Richard Castle has as least 12 siblings from his father and by some strange twist of fate their mother’s all named them Richard regardless of birth sex

[the-apartment-complexxx]

”Awh, a baby girl, what will you name her?”

“Richard.”

“.. What.”

[lostinthewrongfandom]

The Children of “Jackson Hunt”

1. Rikhard Neea “Riku” Klemetti (♀)

* Finnish

2. Richard Maaike Eekelenkamp (♀)

* Dutch

3. Ricardo Victor “Rico” Soto Feliciano (♂)

* Puerto Rican

4. Risteárd Nollaig Power (⚥)

* Irish

5. Richard Alexander Edgar Rodgers Castle (♂)

* American

6. Ryszard Sandra Dobies (♀)

* Polish

7. Rikard Alf Cederblom (♂)

* Swedish/Triplet (identical)

8. Richard Adrian Cederblom (♂)

* Swedish/Triplet (identical)

9. Rickard Axel Cederblom (♂)

* Swedish/Triplet (fraternal)

10. Richard Havel Dušek (♂)

* Czech

11. Richard Charles Turner (♂)

* Australian

12. Richard Jing Ren (♂)

* Chinese-American

13. Roxanne Richie Rochefort (♀)

* French/Trans Woman

[the-apartment-complexxx]

okay but imagine naming your triplets all the same name variation I’m sobbing

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Dan, Danny, and Dani core

[lostinthewrongfandom]

We have decided that Jing was mildly transphobic until Sandra forced him to go to therapy, where he met and fell in love with a trans man.

(The transphobia was caused by his very traditional mother, who committed infidelity)

[wellcome-to-chaos]

And all of the siblings are protective of Roxanne, and she is the least favorite child of the sperm donor, but not because she's trans, that's just an extra detail

Castle also just buys gender affirming clothes for his trans siblings

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Castle’s clothes are unmarked and look oddly suspicious, the first time Roxanne gets one she thinks it’s a bomb (it was a cute floral dress he thought she’d like) and the reason Sandra convinced Jing to go to therapy was because he was an affair baby which is what caused his mom and her husband to divorce, she resented him for it and never let him forget it and Sandra thought he needed help in therapy so he wouldn’t resent himself for his mother’s affair too, he didn’t expect to meet his future husband there, but it helped him and Roxanne rebuild their relationship after his past transphobia

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Nollaig has six life partners and five children