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in the terrace fields

my introduction.

rick, any pronouns, fifteen, beginner writer, kpop enjoyer, d1 alexis ness glazer, #1 anri teieri lover, #1 sendou shuto lover, #1 femlock lover, barca yay, chinese rah, still figuring out how to make stuff aesthetic.

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shuto sendou yap 2.0!

another 200 words of pure double drabble indulgent about my goat. cw: brief mention of homophobia. sotd: i want to say "good luck, babe!" but that's low hanging fruit 💔so no song this time.

Sendou is the type of guy to say “No homo!” and then kiss you on the mouth. He’s the walking embodiment of “It’s not gay to kiss the homies goodnight.” He believes he’s a super straight man, but we all know he has a sprinkle of fruit in him. His main argument against being a boykisser is that he likes women, but it’s almost as if there’s a word to describe people who like more than one gender… Just because you don’t consciously like the same gender doesn’t mean you don’t like the same gender. Is it deep admiration for other men you feel for them or are you perchance attracted to them? It’s okay to say yes, Sendou. I won’t judge you. Liking another man doesn’t make you gay, but it sure doesn’t make you straight either.

I think Sendou would also have a lick of internalized homophobia in him, especially playing a sport like soccer that’s notorious for having a (often more) conservative community. It would be a struggle coming to terms with your sexuality while being surrounded by people who both actively and passively oppose your very existence. Because of this, I believe Sendou would be a smidge comphet. 

a/n: when i said it was a discussion for another day i meant that i was currently locked in and writing it. i originally thought of this while brainstorming for a rare pair fic (yukimiya x otoya rahh), but honestly this is so applicable to sendou x male reader and aikusen.

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sendou shuto yap!

200 words of pure double drabble indulgence about my glorious king sendou. cw: n/a sotd: cool with you- new jeans

Sendou would not be a cheater, because how do you look at that fellow, read his trivia, and think he’s anything other than a pathetic loserboy? To be honest, I fully believe the reason why he’s ranked second in the “Three Worst” for “Who’s the best gentleman” is because this cornball cannot talk to women to save his life. Every time he talks to a girl, he fumbles to astronomical degrees. This guy has a whole ahh “girl fetish” (quoting the wiki here). Just girls in general. He says he wants to marry a Hollywood actress, but we all know he’s dreaming a little too big. If that man ever got a girlfriend, best believe he’s never letting her go. He’s the type of boyfriend to be the first one in your Instagram comments section spamming compliments. He’s the type of boyfriend to walk into a telephone pole because he was too busy admiring you. He’s the type of boyfriend who would call himself nonchalant knowing damn well he’s the most chalant person this world has ever seen. His friends call him a loser, but as long as he’s happy with you, who cares what they think?

a/n: i love him so much i wanna give him a big fat kiss. icl bro, i feel like sendou would also be a lil fruity too... but that's discussion for another day. i have an idea for an aikusen fic, but i also feel it would be applicable to x male reader tbh.

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i'll live in your heart!

femlock characters confess to you via letter in a locker (gender neutral! reader). cw: none sotd: love letter- berry good

SHUTO SENDOU:

It took her eons to pen the card, because she’s a chronic overthinker who values others’ opinions too much and writes at the speed of a tortoise inching across the desert sand.

Aiku was on call with her during the entire craft process to lend her emotional support. 

This loser specifically learned cursive so she could write you the confession letter. 

Copies what Aiku does and sprays perfume on the outside of the envelope to add a little flare but ends up waterboarding the letter in liquid warfare (Ariana Grande Cloud perfume) instead. 

The confession is penned neatly in dark pink ink on a sheet of light pink lined paper and slipped into a matching light pink envelope sealed with a pink bow and a red heart. 

She’s aiming for the Pinterest boards but is inching dangerously into the millennial English teacher territory. 

CHARLES CHEVALIER:

Buys one of those loud ahh singing cards from Temu and inscribes her affection to you through the lyrical poetism of brainrot (her handwriting is so bum so it's honestly a win). 

Lowkey her confession is romantic and maybe even a smidge deep if you disregard the layers of mind numbing brainrot on top. 

The confession note is in a butt ugly envelope that she hot glues handfuls of brown and green fuzzy pipe cleaners onto. 

The overall aesthetic of the letter is giving a Frankenstein creature between a mold infestation and the Boiled One. 

Despite being allegedly and supposedly in love, she sprays fart spray through your locker vents after slipping the envelope in.

Ik she thought she was the funniest fellow in town. 

OLIVER AIKU:

The confession itself is simply penned in black ink on ordinary lined paper and something along the lines of: I like you, you’re cute, let’s go out. 

Spritzes a dash of her perfume on the letter and calls it a day. 

She doesn’t even bother getting an envelope for the letter– just fold the paper into fourths and stamps a singular lipstick mark on top which also happens to be the only form of decoration throughout the entire confession note. 

This would lowkey be considered a lazy confession letter had it not been made by Oliver Aiku.

She makes up for the lack of content with her infinite aura and jaw unhinging, eye popping beauty. 

RIN ITOSHI:

Burns a CD with all your favorite songs on it and slips the disk inside the envelope along with the letter. 

Struggles to convey her thoughts in words so she drew a very majestic pencil portrait of you instead (she had been staring into your soul for the past two weeks in order to burn your image into her head to use as a reference). 

Writes her one lined confession very tiny below the artwork. 

Decorates the otherwise plain white envelope with the owl stickers Sae bought her. 

Steam and train whistles were coming out of her ears while she was making the letter, but she still tries to play it cool after allat. 

Btw somehow Charles found out about this and is holding it over Rin’s head to use as blackmail. 

ALEXIS NESS:

Highkey cooking with the confession card (she’s resurrecting Shakespeare by professing her love to you).

Holy yapathon of a confession (it’s five pages of reasons why she loves you, how you’re the most majestic person ever, and countless corny book quotes). 

Decorates the letter like one of those Pinterest diary entries– pictures pasted on the weathered brown pages, confession penned in dramatic cursive, scraps of torn book pages taped to create a collage. There’s a lot going on, but it blends together well. 

The envelope is tied with a twine ribbon parcel style with a tiny white tag at the top with your name on it. 

Michael helped her with the creative process even though she was scoffing the entire time. 

RANZE KURONA:

The card is a pop up great white shark with its mouth open and every tooth has a word on it which spells out her confession to you (a couple of misspelled words flew under her radar, but the card is cute regardless). 

The card also has tickets to the aquarium, a shark keychain, and a coupon to her favorite bakery taped to the shark’s tongue. 

Honestly she wouldn’t even have made the confession letter had it not been for Isagi and Kiyora hyping her up. 

No envelope for the card because she’s her.

Lurking by your locker to make sure you aren’t present to witness her slipping the confession into it and promptly skedaddles off after pushing the card through the locker vents.

a/n: i hope that was alright... this was my first time in like four years writing x reader, so i hope the hcs weren't tragically terrible.

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general rules:

will not write: nsfw, incest/pseudo incest (ex: stepcest), yandere, age gaps.

will write: femlock 🤤, platonic, romantic, fluff, crack, angst.

dni: homophobes/transphobes/queerphobic ppl in general, zionists, dudebros, misogynists, racists/xenophobes, ai supporters + users, darkshippers.

requests:

fandoms: blue lock (main), haikyuu, jujutsu kaisen.

readers: fem, male, gender neutral.

lengths: oneshots, dabbles, headcanons.

i write very spontaneously and i'm trying to lock in for school, so i may not be able to write your request. :(

tags:

#ricksowingseeds- drabbles

#ricktillingthefields- headcanons

#rickirrigatingthefields- oneshots

#rickinarockingchair- non writing stuff.

these are all very general outlines for my account. if you ever need clarification, additional information (such as writing a very, very specific type of x reader), or js want to yap please don't be afraid to reach out to me!! i really enjoy interacting with people and i pinky promise i will not throw tomatoes at you. 🙏