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[ selective reed richards rp blog ]

[richcrds-blog]

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

gg >> accepting

@trushalodji

He’s not gonna say anything, just throw the book he was reading at Victor, straight in the chest. “There, happy?”

[richcrds-blog]

"God, what if we just fucked one day?"

gg >> accepting

@cosmicrayed

“Sue, my dear, we’re married. That’s something we have done plenty of times. Unless you’re hinting at something I’m not picking up?” Which is... entirely possible, unfortunately.

[richcrds-blog]

❝ i’ve made a decision. i’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and i’m gonna climb inside. ❞

gg >> accepting

@gutrage

Alright, nope, he’s gonna risk grabbing Logan’s arm before he can run off to the kitchen. 

“Oh, oh no you don’t. We already had way too many dishwasher incidents with the kids. I’m not about to add you to list of kitchen appliance breakers.”

[richcrds-blog]

okay im gonna hold on icons for a while until i can remake the ones i have

[richcrds-blog]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

gg >> accepting

@hraunwyf

“Well, if you can justify throwing everything I was working with onto the floor, then please, enlighten me.”

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[cosmicrayed]

Okay here’s the deal.

I have no money. I’m not going to spin it out any more than I need to. The big relief is that I’m on the verge of employment/getting a real income. All I need is time to finish the whole training process, but until then I’m not getting paid. I really wouldn’t be asking if I didn’t need to push through the last little bit of all this.

I have a Kofi set up, along with a paypal. Obviously, you don’t need to donate at all, but I’d really appreciate anything you can spare.

[richcrds-blog]

a cashier at the store thought i was like 40 ive been crying about it since

[richcrds-blog]

my crimes include being obsessed w my own oc

[richcrds-blog]

reed vc johnny whats fortnite

[richcrds-blog]

reed isnt a violent person but if theres anyone hed go feral on its the 1610 version of himself

[richcrds-blog]

[avengingson-deactivated20190323]

@richcrds .

❛   is your apathy a coping mechanism,  or am i simply not trying hard enough ?   ❜

[richcrds-blog]

“At this point I’m just agreeing with you. Like, yeah, that sounds like something he would do.”

He leaned back in his chair, no emotion on his face.

“Hit me with your worst, if you really want.”

[sinnhelmingrmoved]

@richcrds sent in: 27 ll accepting

“You actually give them a platform–”

Disgust brings each word to fire from her mouth with force, ready to tear a hole through her unwitting host. Why she is here, who let her in, and what fool turned on the debate for her will become a riddle for the ages. Angrily sipping at the watered down piss that passed for alcohol in this country, she growled to herself.

“In my grandfather’s realm, we would have laughed such a man off of the stage the moment he started speaking to faith over scientific truth. And you people just give him equal footing with facts–”

[richcrds-blog]

Hoo boy, he had a feeling someone was going to say something as their current speaker was rushed off the stage. God, what a fucking disaster. This was supposed to be an event for university students to show off their current projects, and perhaps even gain funding from certain rich folk in the audience. It was something simple Reed wanted to set up, remembering how difficult it was to gain traction in the mechanics world back then.

But now, he has to deal with someone bringing a very unrelated topic into their discussion. He downed his full wine glass as Hel went on.

“I’m not a mind reader, ma’am. Had I known that someone was going to try and push their beliefs over science, they wouldn’t have been asked to speak in front of everyone.” There was no doubt he was embarrassed, but Reed knew he had to keep a straight demeanor in front of everyone. “It’s over now anyway, but I apologize if that zealot soured your mood. Let me know if there’s anything I can do, miss... I didn’t catch your name.”

[aestheticsofvictory]

date a trans man that makes your pussy wet, not your eyes

[cosmicrayed]

@richcrds

[richcrds-blog]

anyway hmu if u wanna do like... an actual thread or smth

[richcrds-blog]

id like to thank reed for having the worst powers