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kingston, holding the door open for lily: after you

lily: no after you

kingston: no I insist, after you

ozzy, walking past both of them: after me

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heath: what are your answers for this problem?

henry: i got 25.

kingston: mine's 67.

ozzy: i got george washington... for some reason..

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summer: I’m ugly

richelle: God made everyone beautiful

summer: thanks-

richelle: I dunno who made u tho

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summer: I’m so useless!

richelle: no you’re not

summer, sitting up a little: aww thanks Rich-

richelle: you can be used as a bad example

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ozzy: richelle, how is our friendship?

richelle: it's like counting stars in the sky.

ozzy: that means that it's infinte, right?

richelle: no, it's a waste of time.

ozzy: ...

ozzy: oh I get it! you wanna date me instead!

richelle: OZZY NO

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Noah: I ain’t got any fears

Richelle: oh really? what if you woke up one day and Jacquie and I were taller than you?

Noah: ...

Noah: I’ve got one fear

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Emily: Michelle and I don’t have pet names for each other, we aren’t even dating

Nick: oh really? What do bees make?

Emily: honey

Michelle, turning around: yes dear?

Michelle, seeing Nick’s smirk: Did you finally tell Nick that we’re a thing?

Nick, to Emily: don’t ever lie to me again

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Ozzy: do you think i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Heath: you're a hazard to society.

Kingston: and a coward. try twenty.

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James: Riley and I are having a baby!

West: A baby?

Eldon: A BABY?

James: YEAH!

West: We can recreate the lion king opening!

James: YOU BET WE CAN!!

Riley: *facepalms*

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Richelle: I blame you

Jacquie: How is it my fault?

Richelle: Because then it’d be my fault and that can’t be right

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Nick: Where’s Michelle?

Emily: Wait...

Emily: You could really LEVEL UP here at the next step!

Michelle, rushing over: IT’S LIT FAM!

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West: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is 6 then how many pancakes can you eat on Mars?

Eldon: Yellow

West: The correct answer is packing peanuts

Eldon: ...

Eldon: OH! I get it! Because you carry the 2 and-

James: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! 

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Riley: I’ve got good news... and bad news. Which do you wanna hear first?

Emily: GOOD

Riley, biting her lip: It is very unlikely that it will ever happen again

Emily: ...

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Planning for regionals routine in season 5

Richelle: We tried things your way, Ozzy

Ozzy: No we didn’t

Richelle: We did, in my head, but it didn’t work

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James: Does anyone else feel good after their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Hunter: Can’t relate

Eldon: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Waiter: So what would you like to order?

James: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Riley, blushing: Aw, that’s so--

James, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

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Riley: Do you think that I’m a badass?

James: I think you have a great ass

Riley: What?

James: What was the question again?