I am Rufus Shinra, President of Shinra Inc.

Hope you will all enjoy my adventure on this thing called the Internet. | icon made by imacetra!

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

@richtwinkrufus

Can I get another pet? Pretty please? Pwease?

[richtwinkrufus]

absolutely not

[richtwinkrufus]

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

You forgot a bit there. Lemme correct

"everyone here is

stupid except for me

because I'm dead"

[richtwinkrufus]

i'm so important i even get a haiku dedicated to my death. love all my fans!

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

That fan is your murderer, dumbass

[richtwinkrufus]

what's the difference anyway

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

For one, your fans actually find something they like in you

[richtwinkrufus]

i have lots of money and everyone likes money don't they now?

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

You don't have money, you're dead

[richtwinkrufus]

i will take with me

[richtwinkrufus]

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

You forgot a bit there. Lemme correct

"everyone here is

stupid except for me

because I'm dead"

[richtwinkrufus]

i'm so important i even get a haiku dedicated to my death. love all my fans!

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

That fan is your murderer, dumbass

[richtwinkrufus]

what's the difference anyway

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

For one, your fans actually find something they like in you

[richtwinkrufus]

i have lots of money and everyone likes money don't they now?

[richtwinkrufus]

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

You forgot a bit there. Lemme correct

"everyone here is

stupid except for me

because I'm dead"

[richtwinkrufus]

i'm so important i even get a haiku dedicated to my death. love all my fans!

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

That fan is your murderer, dumbass

[richtwinkrufus]

what's the difference anyway

[richtwinkrufus]

ok google does saying "i'm baby and president" make you immortal

[richtwinkrufus]

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

You forgot a bit there. Lemme correct

"everyone here is

stupid except for me

because I'm dead"

[richtwinkrufus]

i'm so important i even get a haiku dedicated to my death. love all my fans!

[richtwinkrufus]

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

Bang bang bitch

[richtwinkrufus]

f for myself

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

OK Google, where the FUCK is Tseng

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

Not around, it seems. Well fine

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

OK Google, where can I get a sniper rifle

[richtwinkrufus]

what do you need it for?

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

You Do Know What I Need It For

[richtwinkrufus]

ah man, it's the third time this month someone tries to kill me

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

I'd advise you yo be a bit more amicable and a bit less stingy, but I doubt your corpse will heed the advice

[richtwinkrufus]

nooo kunsel you're so ugly don't kill me haha

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

What the fuck did you just call my boyfriend

[richtwinkrufus]

did you really expect me to call him "sexy"?

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

OK Google, where the FUCK is Tseng

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

Not around, it seems. Well fine

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

OK Google, where can I get a sniper rifle

[richtwinkrufus]

what do you need it for?

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

You Do Know What I Need It For

[richtwinkrufus]

ah man, it's the third time this month someone tries to kill me

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

I'd advise you yo be a bit more amicable and a bit less stingy, but I doubt your corpse will heed the advice

[richtwinkrufus]

nooo kunsel you're so ugly don't kill me haha

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

OK Google, where the FUCK is Tseng

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

Not around, it seems. Well fine

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

OK Google, where can I get a sniper rifle

[richtwinkrufus]

what do you need it for?

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

You Do Know What I Need It For

[richtwinkrufus]

ah man, it's the third time this month someone tries to kill me

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

OK Google, where the FUCK is Tseng

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

Not around, it seems. Well fine

[i-have-a-degree-in-kunseling]

OK Google, where can I get a sniper rifle

[richtwinkrufus]

what do you need it for?

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

Today we mourn the loss of my goldfish, Thottiana. She was found dead at 1:17 AM. We will hold a funeral for her at Costa Del Sol where I will chuck her into the ocean. It's what she would have wanted

[richtwinkrufus]

why throw her in the ocean if she's already dead

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

So her soul can be free you insolent slut

[richtwinkrufus]

she's fucking dead anyway

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

*gasp* you take that back!

[richtwinkrufus]

make me

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

[richtwinkrufus]

you're fired

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

Waitno

[richtwinkrufus]

waityes. pack your things and go

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

Zack I think I'll take you up on that offer

[richtwinkrufus]

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

Today we mourn the loss of my goldfish, Thottiana. She was found dead at 1:17 AM. We will hold a funeral for her at Costa Del Sol where I will chuck her into the ocean. It's what she would have wanted

[richtwinkrufus]

why throw her in the ocean if she's already dead

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

So her soul can be free you insolent slut

[richtwinkrufus]

she's fucking dead anyway

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

*gasp* you take that back!

[richtwinkrufus]

make me

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

[richtwinkrufus]

you're fired

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

Waitno

[richtwinkrufus]

waityes. pack your things and go

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

Today we mourn the loss of my goldfish, Thottiana. She was found dead at 1:17 AM. We will hold a funeral for her at Costa Del Sol where I will chuck her into the ocean. It's what she would have wanted

[richtwinkrufus]

why throw her in the ocean if she's already dead

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

So her soul can be free you insolent slut

[richtwinkrufus]

she's fucking dead anyway

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

*gasp* you take that back!

[richtwinkrufus]

make me

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

[richtwinkrufus]

you're fired

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

Today we mourn the loss of my goldfish, Thottiana. She was found dead at 1:17 AM. We will hold a funeral for her at Costa Del Sol where I will chuck her into the ocean. It's what she would have wanted

[richtwinkrufus]

why throw her in the ocean if she's already dead

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

So her soul can be free you insolent slut

[richtwinkrufus]

she's fucking dead anyway

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

*gasp* you take that back!

[richtwinkrufus]

make me

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

Today we mourn the loss of my goldfish, Thottiana. She was found dead at 1:17 AM. We will hold a funeral for her at Costa Del Sol where I will chuck her into the ocean. It's what she would have wanted

[richtwinkrufus]

why throw her in the ocean if she's already dead

[renotheturkeydeactivated]

So her soul can be free you insolent slut

[richtwinkrufus]

she's fucking dead anyway