Rickdiculous Collector

[Indie Rick RP/ask blog hybrid] Draws RnM shit in general too. Check out my rules before interacting. Peace. [Art] [Rules]

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|| Wait, wake up in the morning to the clear blue sky                || Turn up the music when I hop in the ride                            || The windows down let the whole world see                                           || Can’t nobody rock it like the little old me

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Urg. I’ve had to baby sit all weekend, I hope this doesn’t become a common thing because I have shit I’d like to do on my days off.

Like drawing.

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interdimensional-scientist:

She blushed slightly as he gestured himself as sucking dick. Crossing her arms furiously she rolled her eyes “that’s not exactly what I meant, I know I’m not special the government thinks I’m so special” she hissed putting more emphasis on the word think.

She sigh and sat down on the floor as she played with her fingers a bit. Pushing her hair back as she then slumped herself against the wall

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Simply continuing to stare in response Rick rolled his eyes. Pulling out his portal gun he shot a portal on the floor in front of her.

“You can’t crash here, I thought I was pretty clear about that.”

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interdimensional-scientist:

“I’m not sucking my governemnts dick, and yes I am special to them clearly!” She said crossing her arms half lidded as she took out her beer bottle and took a long swig from it as she leaned her head back. She bought the bottle down as she looked at her feet for a couple of minutes.

Swinging back and fourth a bit she lost her train of thought for a couple of seconds as she then shook herself back to reality

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Holding up his hand he made a dick sucking gesture as he stared at her with a perked and unimpressed look.

“Heard it a million times before. You’re not special, no one is and no thing is.”

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🌀 Trails n tails

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shanethesmol:

Shane still hadn’t looked up as he looked through the Map. He continued to ponder where he should go, and finally decided on a nice little coffee shop not too far away.

He looked up, and began to walk forward when noticed the man standing there. He began to get nervous. He walked up, shaking slightly.

“U-um, excuse me, sir…” He said quietly, looking down as he grew more and more nervous.

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Coffee still in his hand Rick had a scowl stuck on his face from his forceful crowd weaving. 

“You, are coming with me. Now.”

Downing his now cold coffee he anticipated that they’d make a break for it Rick watched them closely as he finished the drink.

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interdimensional-scientist:

She rolled her eyes at him as she let out a sigh “and yet again I really don’t care about your opinion” she said crossing her arms as she watched him laugh and humor himself as he went back to his counter again.

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“And yet here you are, still. Sucking your ‘governments’ dick saying how super special you are to them. You know I’d be more impressed if you were just forward”

Folding his arms lightly he shrugged.

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🌀 Trespasser

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askguardrick:

G-24 gritted his teeth at the guard dog but looked away. Guards had to memorize the main alien species during their training, so after a short while he dug up some info.

“Invisible, regenerating motherfuckers. Can fuse into a bigger motherfucker, more or less. Does that biology lesson work for you?” he almost hissed and covered their backs while the other was looking elswhere. “I guess we need to find their mother to kill all of them or something, I’m not a fucking zoologist.”

He shot at the wall when something moved there close, killing the creature instantly. He could see in the dark pretty well, now, but still some places remained black. He glanced at the thing. Nice teeth.

“You do have a plan, I suppose?” he asked quietly after he fired another one. He didn’t have enough ammo to sit there whole night.

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Letting off one shot between his own feet, popping and sizzling one of the slugs he continued.

“Yeah, I have ‘a’ plan. I have the vault pass it want’s to access. It’ll divert to get it, I just don’t remember where the vault itself is.”

Holding up a finger he reached into his lab coat to rummage about.

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🌀 Trails n tails

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shanethesmol:

Shane was just walking around, in the crowd. He was looking around at the different stores to go to, and eventually went into an alley to think about where he wanted to go without being forced to keep moving with the crowd.

He sighed, looking down as he though. He wasn’t sure where he wanted to go…

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Gradually getting more and more irritated in walking among and around the various people littered about the street. He hadn’t seen the parasite in the flesh yet, he probably would had to get closer.

As soon as he came to that realization it seemed to veer off into an alley way not too far ahead of him, it being a human kid apparently. All he needed to do was get through a few people.

Quickly getting close enough to the alleyway an irritated Rick shoved through a pair of guys talking and blocking the way towards the alley. The two guys being audibly upset at being rudely interrupted Rick shot them a glance without breaking his stride.

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interdimensional-scientist:

Mira let out a laughter followed by a snort. “Do you really think my government is going to give up on me?” She continued to laugh “oh your hilarious” the young one smirked at rick as she then calmed down and cleared her throat. Scanning her eyes around the room carefully look at all the things and gadgets that he owned here. She paid attention back at him who was now drinking and had drool going down his lower lip.

Narrowing her eyes watching the older male. “Not everything in life is quite… simple” she said tilting her head and interlacing her hands together as her fingers combine together as she stood in a thinking state of mind. Nothing was easy and simple. Everything was tough and difficult

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He turned his head to stare blankly at her.

“I just said I don’t care. But you clearly get off to it.”

Laughing to himself at the idea Rick lent back against his work counter once again.

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🌀 Trespasser

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askguardrick:

He bit his lip and cursed. How did the slug people manage to get into the Citadel? And was it just a coincidence they got their slimey asses into the Vaults? He blinked a few times, trying to figure out the shape of the body on the ground. It stinks like hell.

As he wasn’t the slime fetished Rick he decided to listen to the man. He cursed under his nose again and got up, still holding his gun ready. He could see his opponents head from there, he had such great headshot opportunity…

Still walking, he shot a few times at something on the wall between him and the other. It squeaked and fell on the ground. Reggie could see only a sticky substance covering the body when he walked past it. “Let’s call it a truce for now” he whispered as he placed his ass in the opposite doorway.

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“Yeah, the feelings mutual guard dog. Now what do you know about Globulahs? Cause I really don’t have the time for an in depth biology lesson right now”

Gripping his weapon handle a little tighter to reassure himself he was ready to move it around at a moments notice Collector glanced at the guard version of himself.

Meanwhile the corpses of the arm sized slugs were barely visible in the darkness, the slimy skin being barely lit by the dim red lights in Collector’s eye implants and the fading plasma residue from the fired weapons. 

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🌀 Trespasser

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askguardrick:

Reggie puffed and narrowed his eyes. They adjusted to the darkness a bit so he could peek outside. Only in theory, the other almost certainly would shoot him at once. He still didn’t answer shit.

G-24 inhaled to reply, but in that moment he heard shots and a very close snarling sounds. “What now?!” he let out when something hot and sticky splashed on the corridor floor next to him. He smelled a splash that landed on his pants. Blood?

After quick calculations he decided that killing a potiential alien creature in the Vaults has higher level of importance than quarrelling with the guy. He adjusted his position behind the wall and shot in the direction the blood was falling from. After few more snarls and growls something heavy fell on the ground with a loud thud.

“Okay what the FUCK is going on?!” he shouted in the general direction of the other Rick.

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“Invasion of the slug people is what the fuck is going on.”

Still trying to pick up on any new heat signatures Collector remained motionless. There was a good chance that the creature had made it’s way up into the vents for a better vantage point.

“If you want to be useful get over here, and keep away from the walls. Unless you like getting slimed, then stay right there.”

Emphasizing his suggestion with a little beckoning wave, he assumed the guard could see him in the very dim light, as he was otherwise too preoccupied looking elsewhere.

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🌀 Trails n tails

@shanethesmol

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Running a finger against his bottom lip to wipe away his drool Rick continued to drink his ‘coffee’ as he waited outside the coffee shop he had just bought it from.

He was barely paying attention to his surroundings, looked like earth. Or an earth at least. There were tar roads, streetlights... and Omnition parasites.

Perking his brow at this observation it mimicked his equally perked attention, his implants had noticed the parasite from across the street. Watching it’s indicator move about in among the crowd Rick weighed the pros and cons of catching it.

“Fuck it.”

Mumbling out loud he took another sip of his coffee before walking across the street in the targets direction.

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interdimensional-scientist:

She shrugged as she watched him put away his belongings. “I’m not sure what the government does to figure out a fake me from me” Mira really had no clue, she hasn’t meet another clone of her so she wouldn’t know if there exactly like her. Same DNA, well probably since there a clone of her.

What if they figure out it’s not really hers. Mira overthinks so much to a point that it stresses her out a lot. Sure send a dead clone to her dimension. But what is she going to do when she returns? She has to return for her stuff anyways.

Life was hard, mira hated it. Her government knows the real reason for her get a way. Yes she may have started a war with them and killed hundreds of them, but she did far worst than leaving a scratch on them. Top secret, something Mira doesn’t reveal about herself. She keeps it hidden and tells no one about it.

She’s slick and quick about things, she was very skeptical when she first came here and when she injured herself she thought she was done with life. She thought she was going to be captured. She seen how her government treat others. It was terrible, it made her sick. She didn’t want to go back she didn’t want to go anywhere alone.

The female was ok but if she goes off alone who was going to help her if she was down again? For fucks sakes she knows rick ain’t going to be there. The thought made her shiver and cringe a bit as she tried to get rid of that horrible image

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Waving his hands dismissively Rick rolled his eyes.

“The ‘government’. You have a way to travel to different universes. just find one where your government doesn’t give a shit. Or don’t I really don’t care.”

Turning his attention to the rack that had been patiently sitting on the work counter undisturbed he plucked a green tube from it. Cracking the cork off and downing the liquid it made him drool. Exhaling in satisfaction he put the empty tube back.

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🌀 Trespasser

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askguardrick:

G-24 raised his brow at the insults. They sounded much like something a Rick would say, but he couldn’t match a voice to any Rick he knew so far. Well, I can cross out the idea that was one of the guards.

He inhaled deeply and tightened the grip on the gun. “I’m a guard dude, it’s not personal. My job is to kill you right now.” he shouted hesitantly without moving. “Putting away the implications about my dick, which is, by the way, huge. Why are you here?” he added nonetheless after few seconds. Killing a Rick would lower the average IQ level of the universe, it would be a shame.

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Letting out a reactionary ‘tsch’ sound that echoed slightly Collector brought a free finger to under his eye, pressing on the skin they switched to a red glow as he peaked out slightly.

“Yeah? Well if you don’t want to be an ex-guard you’ll step the fuck off.”

Infra red showing a seeping gradient where the other rick was taking cover on the left. Or was it the right. A growing increase in heat was speckling slowly along both walls.

“Oh shit. It’s on the walls!”

Pushing himself back from one side of the doorframe to the other Collector let off a few shots up at the ceiling, an invisible creature letting out a rolling snarl as the shots made contact.

Globs of orange blood slopped to the floor from seemingly nowhere, pooling on the floor and hissing from the rapid loss of heat.

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Oh shit, I blinked and it was Thursday. I'll post that rp discord inv link when I get back. Just got a puppy so I've been running around after him, still link today, I'll repost it like once a week so people in the tags know what's up. Then hopefully back to threading on Friday, and first comic page over the weekend, maybe a sneaky second page. We'll see.