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[rickdiickulous-blog]

autxmatism:

            ❝Of all the Ricks, apparently you’re the one without any fucking taste                    buds. I mean, a-aint gonna go crying over the council being dead nor                    the rest of them Ricks, but gotta give it to them- most of them knew when                     something actually fucking tasted good.—-❞

🌌       ❛ No, I think I’m the only one that got good ones. It doesn’t matter though. That-That was pretty impressive what he d-d-did. More guts than I thought he would have. B-But you know you- you act as if that sauce was-was like the best thing ever made. ❜

[rickslaughter]

rickdiickulous:

🌌       ❛ Are you, are you fucking kidding me? That- That shit was completely dis-urp- disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you? ❜

             ❝I’m personally fucking offend. Sure, Mcdonald’s is gross as hell,                     b-b-but the sauce was fucking great. Not only did it, it make those                     ‘bitterer then licking up month old coffee grains’ mcnuggets edible,                     but you could just take a ton of that shit, and and just use it for good                     stuff and it was fucking great.—-❞

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🌌       ❛ Okay but you see- y-you see here that all of that matters if you actually like that shit. I don’t. It was complete garbage. It just made- made all that shit so much god damn worse. I’d rather had my-my head blown off than have an-any of that god damned amalgamation of shit and alien guts of a century dead ins-insect who was killed with some advanced version of a bio degrading gas. Fuck y-you man, get over youself if you got offended b-b-by that shit. Go cry to your stupid sauce.  ❜

[rickslaughter]

              ❝Gotta respect that goal- that, that                      sauce WAS fucking delicious.—-❞

[rickdiickulous-blog]

🌌       ❛ Are you, are you fucking kidding me? That- That shit was completely dis-urp- disgusting. What the hell is wrong with you? ❜

[rickdiickulous-blog]

           🌌 ❛ Ugh, looks like I’ve been dragged outta Hell back here. Welcome ba-                        back I guess. ❜

[rickslaughter]

        ◺Rick was a bit surprised at D-042 portaling in a number of minutes after he had crossed his mind, but he had already had enough intoxicants to currently not spend too extreme his thoughts on that. He gave a rather, almost tired gaze at his alternate before taking another swig from the bottle. His other hand still held the burning cigarette.◹

❝ –Don’t feel much❞

       ❝ Better than that; but, you know, shit happens               and the world decides to raw you in the ass;               half the time you’re asking for it too.—-❞

[rickdiickulous-blog]

           Sanchez walked over to E!R, and looked at him rather confused. Yikes, whatever happened hit him hard. He recognized the smell of the alcohol the other was drinking, and the cigarette gave it away too. Walking over, and grabbing a rolling chair, he sat in it backwards, looking at him rather- well confused and concerned. This was about the only other Rick that D-042 could even stand, and so he was a little worried about it.

           🌌 ❛ Yeesh, you’re already getting all defeated about whatever the hell is bothering you? Toughen up a little. Tell me what happened. You know as well as I do, despite how awful it is talking about it, it’s gonna help. And it’s not like you got much of anyone else to talk to. ❜

[rickdiickulous-blog]

autxmatism:

       ◺Fuck if this was proving anything more wrong- it was proving everything more spot on, actually. But Rick was planning to drink and smoke tonight as much as it took to numb himself as always. Fuck him for being just the same as the rest. Perhaps he should pay his friend a visit much like he had before.◹

           It had.. been a while since D-042 had really done anything. Things had been going down for him, and really he had to go MIA for a bit, but that was all usual for a Rick. A green portal growing on the opposite side of the room of E!R, Rick walked out, and looked at him. Well- something happened..

           🌌 ❛ What the hell happened to you? You look like you got fucked in the ass and left to dry. ❜

[rbcages]

how are you so quiet about it? your sadness i mean. how do you hold it in your chest, in your eyes, in your teeth without letting it speak; how does it stay still?

[spork-mortyy]

it was grandparent day in my culture today

unfortunately i dont have any grandparents to celebrate with

so here’s a famous alcoholic grandpa

[gimme-that-szechuan-sauce]

tryna look at photos ur friends took of you

[dovaldraws]

the people we leave behind

[hygiei]

a print i made a few months ago that i never ended up posting!

[nahphomet]

a gross old man

[emariedraws]

Back in May I traveled out to Indiana for a wedding and I found this

the rest of the image that I added on pretty much drew itself

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

[graylish]

Local Man Ruins Everything, Reports Say

[kevelee]