Stay Creepy.

Rick Pullman, 32, sex offender. Will literally hit on anyone above the age of 13. Tracking tag: rickhasasmalldick

[rickhasasmalldick]

+selenameetsterra

[sjfrye-deactivated20200724]

"While being a gym teacher? How did that happen?"

[rickhasasmalldick]

"I had an encounter with one of the students.  Actually several, but they only caught me once."

"Don't worry, I taught high school."

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

She nods. “This is so hard to talk about.”

[rickhasasmalldick]

"Then why don't we talk about something else?" Rick suggested.  "Like your hopes and dreams or some shit."

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

A small tear ran down her cheek. “I watched the murder. I couldn’t do anything..”

[rickhasasmalldick]

"You watched them murdered?" Rick asked an odd smirk on his face.  "Okay, you win.  But I get honorable mentions.  I was drunk and driving the car when we got into the accident.  She died in my arms.  Wife number one never forgave me."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+selenameetsterra

[sjfrye-deactivated20200724]

"Yeah, sorry to hear that"

[rickhasasmalldick]

"It's alright.  I just have to go through a lot of hoops if I want to get another teaching job.  I got in some trouble with the law."

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

She nods, looking up at him. “I lost my parents, on my sixth birthday.”

[rickhasasmalldick]

"Ouch," Rick said.  He had to smile because it was just so awful.  "My daughter was four when I lost her."

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

"I mean that I like to people watch. I’m sorry if I brought up something bad.." the girl instantly felt terrible.

[rickhasasmalldick]

"It's okay," Rick said.  "It was only a couple of months ago. 12:03, January 1st, 2014.  I'm not ever going to forget that time."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+selenameetsterra

[sjfrye-deactivated20200724]

"Is that a tic you have going on with your eye?"

[rickhasasmalldick]

"Yeah, sorry.  I don't sleep much."

"Lost my job.  I was a gym teacher.  Best fucking job in the world."

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

Carmyn's eyes softened. "She sounds a little like me.."

[rickhasasmalldick]

"Don't say that," Rick said, pinching the bridge of his nose.  "That's the worst thing you could have said.  You could have been a distraction.  But now you can't."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+laraelizabethreid

[lara-elizabeth-reid-deactivated]

{ — Tough life. Sorry about your doll. Couldn’t blame the woman for leaving if you drank like this while it happened. And your second? Ah, well that’s all her fault. Sorry if I’m not classy enough to care.

{ — I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that’s soon. Get your ass in gear or else you’ll end up a hobo and you won’t have enough to even get a beer.

[rickhasasmalldick]

"Don't talk about her like that.  She had serious depression.  She tried to kill herself once.  You can't just stop drinking, if you're really an alcoholic.  Maybe you can go to rehab and clean yourself up, but not everyone can."

"I'm not fucking pretending.  I'm not drinking because I'm trying to hit on you.  I'm not even drinking because of what happened to Lily or Genevieve.  I'm drinking because at some point it became the only way I could function."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+theadventuresofjasperandcarmyn

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

She bit her lip. “I’m sorry to hear that.”

[rickhasasmalldick]

Rick shrugged.  "I mean, I suppose I'm alright.  She's still around, watching people.  She liked to watch, you know.  Not just in a sexual way, but she liked to people watch.  She'd guess what their secrets were.  Like he's gay.  That's a wig.  She's fucking her husband's brother.  She had one for everybody."

Reign it in, Richard, he thought to himself.  He had to stop talking about her now, or he was going to actually get emotional.  "Anyway..."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+theadventuresofjasperandcarmyn

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

She nods slightly. “That’s.. interesting?”

[rickhasasmalldick]

"You know what?" Rick said.  "It is interesting."  He was starting to talk about Genevieve.  He knew that was not a good idea, but chicks ate up that shit.  "She died.  Now I have no reason to live."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+laraelizabethreid

[lara-elizabeth-reid-deactivated]

She laughed, unaware of just what a stupid conversation this was going to be. It didn’t matter, she doubted she would remember any of it the next morning. A nice guy to buy the drinks is all she needed from a hard days work. 

{ — I’m not doubting you are. Most guys who get drunk at a bar alone are.

{ — So what’s your next step then?

[rickhasasmalldick]

"I'm an alcoholic is why I drink at the bar alone.  First wife left me after my daughter died.  My second wife died of alcohol poisoning.  If I drink enough, I'll join her."

"You know, whatever.  I just do what I want.  I have no job, no responsibilities.  I'm just borrowing money from my brother until I die or he cuts me off.  Whichever happens first."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+theadventuresofjasperandcarmyn

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

"The only things of those I have left is my virginity."

[rickhasasmalldick]

"Oh, boy."

"I haven't popped a cherry since my second wife.  She was a slut, but she was a lesbian until I turned her."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+laraelizabethreid

[lara-elizabeth-reid-deactivated]

{ — I don’t normally drink this much. I can’t even remember the last drink I had. Or why I’m drinking in the first place. 

{ — But lets go for another and you can try and tell me what your name is again.

[rickhasasmalldick]

"My name's Richard.  It's Rick.  My name is literally Dick.  It's funny because I'm the biggest dickhead I know."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+daughteroftheesea

"I'm tired, drunk, and a little stoned so you're going to have to make this a bit more interesting for me."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+theadventuresofjasperandcarmyn

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

The blond shrugged slightly. “What have I got to lose?”

[rickhasasmalldick]

"Your dignity, your self-respect.  Maybe your virginity."

[rickhasasmalldick]

+theadventuresofjasperandcarmyn

[brxkensxxls-archive-deactivated]

She bit her lip. “Umm, sure.”

[rickhasasmalldick]

"Really?  That's too easy.  I'm used to everyone telling me I'm an asshole first."