So many Sport's, so few meme's

....My name is actually Steve. The pleb king.

[dark-sappho]

yeah.

[radwolf76]

[everythingfox]

[superwhiff]

GET IT WHITE BOY

[fatsoupy]

it’s white boy wednesday

[dashconstaff]

Hello Tumblypoos 😍

Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):

Love Wins: Destiel is Canon

Can You Knot? An Introduction to A/B/O

Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism

TWO BALL PITS IN THE SUPER HELL ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend!!!

Destiel’s Legacy: Johnlock, Stucky, and Hannigram Next?

Acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles (free)

British Men and Their Cheekbones

Why Kylo is Exactly Like Zuko

Big Time Socialists: Why BTS Supporting Black Lives Matter Was the Wokest Moment of 2020

Quarantine and Chill? How the Pandemic Has Affected Fanfiction

Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You

Trump is Just Like Umbridge: Activism For the Woke HP Generation

and a six hour John Green book signing (he said he would also sign printed out copies of the cock monologue for an extra $5)

Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️

Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.

[xollii]

[mercerism]

I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter

[scope-dogg]

This is still the most sinister post on the site

[tempestuoust]

@cannibalisticskittles

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[pi4nobl4ck]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

[funnyposts]

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

[boartits]

this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site

[tredlocity]

[golbat]

I have been trying to find this video for like…a whole year

[boarofthenorth100]

Visit Original Link

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[diamondformm]

[theshittyfoodblog]

The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

[trashboat]

were you cooking this in the sewer

[impaled]

Chernobyl fleshlight

[excalirebagel]

hat idea for ants

[jasonptodd]

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

[jasonptodd]

on their anniversary.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

and he still posted it????

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

[jasonptodd]

shut up straightie

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

[jasonptodd]

straight people are bad

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Can you tell me why?

[jasonptodd]

being straight is unnatural

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

[jasonptodd]

being straight is a sin

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

[jasonptodd]

no i’m serious

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

[jasonptodd]

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)

SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

[jasonptodd]

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

[jasonptodd]

that’s fake, actually

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

[angelbabyspice]

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

straight culture is freaking the fuck out at being slightly made fun of and doing the absolute most to prove they’re right

[geeko-sapiens]

[lynati]

This post is smooth in all directions.

[runcibility]

smooth like a shark

[granch]

when it’s 5pm in animal crossing

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[siphylis]

[psyduckscience]

I hope you all die

[jackiedaytona]

shane "eat the rich" madej

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it