Ricky Carmona

Stand Up Comic. Tosh.0 on your TV. Your Occasional DJ. Always @RickyCarmona on your Twitter.

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Good people! Go subscribe to my new movie podcast #WhoShotYa! I got Alonso Duralde and April Wolfe with me, they're dope! Our first episode drops THIS FRIDAY. Go subscribe son! Gracias!

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Some dreams shouldn't come true.

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Yeah what he said! And what I said! And I can't wait to hear what y'all say about it, SOON!

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Yeah what he said! And what I said! And I can't wait to hear what y'all say about it, SOON!

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Telling jokes to my two favorite Texans tonight. 10pm.

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Felicidades! We 4th of July AF!

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Fly Girl status, achieved! (at Classic Era)

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I will be making all of the sounds at this show, BRING YOUR EARS AND YOUR BODIES AND YOUR FRIENDS AND THEIR EARS AND THEIR BODIES! 9PM. Classic.

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Uh-oh, somebody let Bobby pick his own Wu-Tang name again.

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My dope friends @emilyvgordon and @kumailn made a dope movie! Go see #TheBigSick. Holler at that!

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It's ya' boy's first movie premiere tonight! We're rocking sick kicks for #TheBigSick. I'm tellin' you, with the echooooooo.

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Cameron, Rhea, and I met on a hidden island yesterday. I give it 4 "My LA-sso just went VIRAL!" out of 5! #WhamBamPow

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FACT: There are no bad pictures of Muhammad Ali, he always looked like what he was, The Greatest.

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"Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundum, bitches."

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Y'all don't have your own Temple of Chaka you pray to every morning? Handle that.

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A picture of my niece and my Bo Jackson 1988 Score baseball card just fell out of my my journal. Like a Kendrick hot fire beat. For reals. I have no idea why they were in there.....but it has to be like Magnolia right? Like, frogs are gonna fall from the sky tonight? A little Boriqua dude is talking mad shit to a kid on a game show panel somewhere. An old couple is crazy yelling in their apartment and they don't know who's on the roof? We're all gonna sing hot fire Aimee Mann lyrics? Oh worrrrrrrd. It is in the humble opinion of ya' boy that those two things falling out of my diario is not just "something that happened." This was not just a matter of chance.....these strange things happen all the time. Also, I 👏🏾 NEED 👏🏾 TO 👏🏾 BUY 👏🏾 MAGNOLIA 👏🏾 ON 👏🏾 BLURAY!