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hello (:

I have hit 666 followers

And thus, to mourn my past selves, and the fact that I still procastinate on my 500 follower form thing, and to also... celebrate, to the future, to the coming times, of what is to be and what is to not, excuse my goddamn fucking melodramatic essay I just read acotar side note what the FUCK was that—

And since i am a god, I wish to acknowledge the coming (like thy mother) and passing of time by inviting you all into my funhouse.

let me explain, to continue on, you click a link, that will take you to another a post in the funhouse, which will take you down a rabbit hole. there will be dead ends, puzzles, nightmares and...

loss

but in the end of the day, isn't this all in the name of fun? enjoy yourselves, it's on me, what happens in the funhouse stays in the funhouse

and remember, there are no wrong or right answers, there is only insanity

And with that, in honour of madness and of satanic things, I welcome you all to uvindi's 666 angelic funhouse

here is a playlist to listen while twisting through the gods' funhouse

have fun (:

x uvi

riddle-me-this-666

to begin, we're all the girlbosses of our own malewife destinies, choose a gatekeeping word or phrase or symbol, for whatever reason, you like (:

(Here is the playlist btw it didn't work earlier my mind and my magic is weird here sorry about that)

owo I— angelic

♡︎ cutie uwu

who ever ☯︎ fear

why ❤︎ is

where am I not

☾︎ gods 🍋

Violets ☆ a

save yourself darling weakness

achilles brave

murder why are the

Love you xo (: humans—

made this ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

🅨︎🅔︎🅔︎Ⓨ︎Ⓔ︎Ⓔ︎ who are you 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖗

are you r̸͍̜̖͚̯̼̈͜͜ǒ̵͚̲̝͈̼͖̙̻̒̀̿͋͠ş̶̱̜̜̮͚̠̎͒̈́̓͑̒̅̏ȩ̴̧̮̹̲̪̳͕̼̻͕̹̝̗́̈́͊͗̃͐͊͜ŝ̸͖͇̖̝̈͛̓̊́͗͗̀̋̂̕

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 if

are you— ☕︎

hot cocoa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) insanity™

<3 ✪ satan

and that's what we all want isn't it

u 𝖛𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖊

Hope Ą̵̡̢̡̢̨̧͓͖̜̘̙̺̯͓̮̳̥͈̥̗̬̥̗̫̝͎̩͖̖̼̠̖̼͉͙͎̫͓͕̜͕̱͔͙͔͇̠͈̭̯̰̳̮̼͙̣̭̲̭̫̪̪̂͋̋͛͌̅̀͒̾͂͂́̍̇͑̈́̊͆̑͘͘͘͜͜͜͝͠ͅͅͅl̷̢̢͉̼̻͔̠̟̦͈̳͎̲̰̤̖̫͕̭̭͓̤͊̑̔́̃̓̈́̾̑͆̈́̈́̃̏͌̋͘͘͝͠͝ͅr̴̨̧̧̡̡̨̧̢̧̬̻̖̜̝̬̖̰̺͓̫̩͈̲̘̱͍̹̟̯̬̗̪̭̥̯̰̜̱̬̩̤̫̹̖̯̰̟͍͕̻̗̮̰̟̦͎̲̰̊̈̎̂͋̐͌͋́̽̄̐͜͠͝ͅͅį̸̨̧̛͎͙̗̲̟͇͙̘̠̱͙͔̱͓̤̃̉̇̆̃̂̀͑̌͌̆͆͛̽̃̉̒̌̈́́͐͌̏̂̽́͆̑̀́̈́̄̂̈͊́̅͐̇͗̈́̃̈́͘̚̕͜͠͠g̷̡̨̧̢̡̡̨̛̘̹̲̺̯̙̺̱͙͖̥̩̹̹̙̗̠̙̫̜̩̖̻͚͙̘͕̼̬̠̦̳͇̣͇̩͚̪̜̬̤̺̣̥͓̃͌̑̌́͌̂͊̉̑̄̏̀͌́̓̒͑̔̄̓͊̀̅̇͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅĥ̵̢̢̨̢̡̰̗̥̘̬̮̘͓̠̺̦͍͚̟̦͖̮̼̭̖͚̖̩̝̗̝̬̬̗̫̠͔̼̲̤̜͕͕̗̥̜͍͙̺͙̻̝̞̭̫͖̫̙̺̞̒̍̋̇͋̓̿̾̍̀̀̄̂͗̓̋͆͐̔̒͌̑̓͜͜͜͝ͅͅẗ̶̢̥̬̫͉͙͇̖̟̰̭̺̬̣̼̙͙̤͔̤͓̑̒̒̑͒͆͒͋͒͛̐̅̇̈̓̂̌̇́͂̿̎̌̏̽̕͜͜͜͜?

v we count our loss see

dreams clever

Patroclus this ->

I love you <3 in here?

pick an aesthetic

a.

b.

c.

d.

e.

f.

g.

h.

i.

pick a flower to put into your hair

🌹 🌷 🌺 🌸 🏵️ 🌻 🌼 💮

pick a fruit to munch on

🍋 🍇 🍎 🍊 🍉

🍍 🥝 🍐 🍋 🍓

Hey no! Stop that!

wait you're actually making way in this funhouse, you might actually escape—oh no, you're smarter than i thought and I already thought u were very smart I'm gonna have to

rAnDoMizE

Hold onto ur seat belts but we don't have any seatbelts silence we're sHakiNg things up! pick a word to jump into

roses red as blood art ho

♔︎ wywil 𓆙 mad— ♕︎

don't ♫︎ crows crows crows ♪ —denn— (ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉﾐ ┻━┻ ␈ ✰ ᯾

do truly, i am an Edgar Allan hOe —ing—

☝︎ this ♕︎ isn't it

monsters pirates mermaids

★✰☆★✰☆★✰☆★✰☆★✰☆★✰☆★✰☆★✰☆★✰

☯︎ witches queens ☂︎

kingdoms ☠︎︎ are never

☼︎ you ♡︎ gonna

bitch ♔︎ winning ☟︎︎︎ give

ha ☕︎ son ⚠︎ up

okay!! Here's an uquiz, take it and tell me what you got :>

expired nail polish

Toe

Toast

Coffee

Créme Brúle

Ice cream

PIZZA

which one of these gods do you bow to

or

oR

Or

orrrr

0R

ORR

0r

or

or YOURSELF????

I'm an atheist

Pick a quote because im romantic trash

We were like gods at the dawning of the world, and our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other

You are making breakfast in every dream that I have of you. You are in the kitchen, your soft middle pressed up against the cold marble countertops like a vision too beautiful for the magazine's, sprinkling dark chocolate chips over pancakes. I think for a brief second that I am dreaming I side of my dream, that I had to make you up twice, just to get it righ. You, brushing your dark hair out of your face, smearing batter across your cheeks. You have come and made my dreams smaller, narrower. Filled them with sugar and your body humming in the same room as mine. I dream, now, of a normal life with you. A life where breakfast lasts until sun down, until I have finished gazing at you across the table, flour dried to your forehead like a kiss.

Tell me every terrible thing you ever did and let me love you anyway

the life in which I'm forever a child looking out my window at the night sky // thinking one day I'll touch the world with bare hands // even if it burns.

It's July // and I have hope in who I am becoming.

old friendship is like: i see pieces of you in every person I meet. you know exactly how I take my tea and i always remember to pick the tomatoes off your sandwiches. we don't talk for months on end. your hugs feel like coming home. sometimes i look at you and see a stranger. we know each other's deepest hopes and fears. i get jealous of anyone that makes you smile brighter than i can. your love is the only stable thing i have in this world. we pretend we don't notice how far we've drifted apart. i miss you even when you're right next to me. we know what the other is thinking with a single glance. i'd die for you in a heartbeat.

Still i've had no love from nobody // i'd be appalled if i saw you ever try to be a saint // i wouldn't fall for someone i thought couldnt // misbehave

tw genocide: you hang the Hitlerites after they have murdered millions of people. What were you thinking before they had killed millions? Aren't dozens of corpses enough to make you think? Does it take millions of corpses to stir your humanity

we grow. it hurts at first.

sorry about the blood in your mouth. i wish it was mine.

knife tw: Will you open my heart // like an envelope? // One quick slice // so I can feel the knife

I will love you as misfortune loves organs, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch whil everything goes wrong.

i love everybody because i love you

if u could be one which would u be

the head of a rebellion who's spouse / dearest (had to use my colonizers' the dutch word for it since there's no gn for boyfriend/girlfriend in English :/ ) has been called their "really good friend"

a sarcastic morally ambiguous queer thief who's a genius with a tragic past who's so touch starved they internally break down when their friend kisses their cheek

a peasant of a lower class who's heavily underestimated against ppl of the kingdom who becomes the badass ruler using intelligence™ of said land

a commoner turned reluctant hero who's slowly falling in love with their trusted advisor

the slightly sad and withdrawn explorer of strange lands who's falling in love with life itself

a pirate who's been underestimated their entire life conquering ships and proving to be the baddest bitch of the sea

a sea monster, a legend of the sea, feared by kingdoms far and wide, who sinks ships of prestigious nobles

one of the main characters' parent who makes everyone hot cocoa and gives excellent advice

#';)