I don’t wanna die, so you’re gonna have to.

Independent Marvel OC Lena Riddle. Please read rules and info first before interacting. 

[anchomeni]

anchomeni watches: leverage

Parker Christmas Special Appreciation Post

-Parker hitting Nate with her antlers -Parkers love for Christmas -Parkers need to make everything festive -Parkers angel headband -“happy birthday jesus” -Parkers elf costume -the fucking gingerbread house -Parker and Hardison descending the elevator shaft together -Parker in the snow

[riddle-thievery-blog]

Misha: How much would someone have to pay you to shave your cat?

Mark: By cat do you mean euphemism?

[riddle-thievery-blog]

Misha: How much would someone have to pay you to shave your cat?

Mark: By cat do you mean euphemism?

[angiepangiepanic]

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

NSFW Sentence Starters

Send one or more for my muse’s reaction!

“Lie back and let me take care of you.” “Foreplay isn’t optional. It’s required.” “Does that feel good? You want more?” “You can take it, just a little more… There we go, there’s my good boy/girl/person.” “I always wanted a pet. Now I have you.” “Ah-ah, pets don’t speak, or walk upright. Quiet, and crawl to me.” “Hurry up and fuck me!” “Someone’s going to catch us, get your hand off my crotch!” “You want me to bite you?! Why?!” “Hang on, hang on, we’re gonna fall off the bed–” “Please, please, let me come… “ “Remember, the safeword is _____. You’re allowed to use it.” “On your knees. Open your mouth.” “Did I give you permission to touch me?” “I didn’t know you were a top/bottom/powerbottom/service top.” “Please let me fuck you, I’ll do anything/I’ll be good, please.” “You didn’t tell me you were THAT big! Holy shit!”

[gifdeadpool]

Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time. And we’re like two jigsaw pieces, you know, the weird curvy edges… You put them together and you can see the picture on top.

[godsperfectidiiot]

@captain-carol-danvers

[f-o-t-o-s]

[natureac]

This blog will make you feel at peace

send me 'i want the k'

1: Hot, Steamy kiss 2: Cheek Kiss 3: Nose Kiss 4: Forehead Kiss 5: Firm Kiss 6: Gentle Peck 7: Romantic Kiss 8: Eyelid Kiss 9: Jawline Kiss 10: Neck Kiss 11: Collarbone Kiss 12: Chest Kiss 13: Stomach Kiss 14: Kiss Along the Hips 15: Kiss in the Rain 16: Upside-Down Kiss 17: Goofy Kiss 18: Underwater Kiss 19: Forceful Kiss 20: Any of the Above 21: Then there’s tongue

Ask me some kinky questions ;)

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks.

23. How did you discover you were kinky?

24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?

25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?

27. Something that never fails to make you horny:

28. Where is one place you would never have sex?

29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)

31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?

32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:

34. How big is too big?

35. One sexual thing you would never do:

36. Three spots that drive me insane:

37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

38. Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?

40.  If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?

41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?

42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?

43. Do you watch porn?

44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?

46. Spanking: turn on or turn off?

47.  What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

48. Biggest sexual fantasy?

49. Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

50. Thoughts on period sex?

[longdickdezzy]

INBOX ME NUMBERS & ILL ANSWER THE QUESTION.

[universityofcock]

Send em. I’m bored.

[xrayeyesblue]

Re-posts and original posts exploring the kinks lurking in The Hidden Recesses of My Mind

[pinkandwhiteribbons]

pls,someone

[goodbadinfluence]

heh

[yellowsubmarine-pepperland]

[demonic-madhouse]

@thevoidishere @noirdaemon

[riddle-thievery-blog]

Hufflepuff: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Slytherin: Look, I understand that this is a tense situation but let's watch the fucking language.

That slam me down on the bed type shit, that grind on me and make me beg type shit.

[revisitingleverage]

108 (105): The Bank Shot Job

[thorvaenn]

Darryl here is helping me craft an electronic letter.

[mediamattersforamerica]

Thanks, Obama.

[stayingwoke]

Tell it Obama!

[riddle-thievery-blog]

secret romance starters

"No one's going to find out. "

"We can't do this - the boss will see! "

"I believe in keeping relationships between co-workers professional but you make it so god damn hard. "

"Do you know what it means if we get caught?"

"You were cheating on me?"

"They can't find out I've been having an affair with you."

"I'm not your dirty little secret."

"Nobody sees, nobody knows. We are a secret, can't be exposed."

"I want to tell the world you're mine."

"They'll kill us if they find out."

"You know, I'm sure there's a janitors closet around here somewhere."

"My parent's don't know."

"They don't know about us."

"I don't care what people say when we're together."

"I know I'm not your only, but at least I'm one."

"It's so hard to concentrate when you're over there looking so sexy."

"I can't keep doing this. I need someone who isn't afraid to hold my hand in public."

"All I really want is to know if the love is worth the sacrifice."

"I've been cheating on you."

"One day everyone will know. But today isn't that day."

"I know your secret."

"Have fun in jail once the court finds out about her/his age."

"I'm your teacher/student. This will never work out."

"I see you there and I just want to go up and kiss you but I know I can't and that makes me sad."

"What's so bad if they know?"