Riddle Fly

[riddlemethry]

Hello!! it is I!! THE FLY!!! THATS RIGHT!!!

i dont really have much to say, ask me riddles or just talk to me ig

hey, ooc here, the name is pixel! i am running this silly blog of riddle fly

ummm i will create tags as i go but here are my things so far

#buzzing about - flys original posts

#its riddle time - answering asks

#say what - reblogs

#genlosers do rp - gen loss roleplay

#the man behind the mafia - ooc posts

[ratsonass]

inviting all other flies to a meeting of the minds on the last remnant of dog shit in the middle of the yard

[riddlemethry]

Happy holidays to you and your family, clarence.

[A teeny tiny painted wooden figurine of a gnat drops onto the nearest flat surface.]

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! Its been a while since i have gotten a gift from the anons! I gotta show this to the family!

*he flys over to the mantle and places and sets it there*

[nyancrimew]

merry christmas to those who celebrate and happy seasons greetings to the culture war conservatives

[riddlemethry]

[wlwdwtys]

How did I just see this

[man-of-many-moths]

How did you even find this it’s from September

[wlwdwtys]

Showed up as reccomended posts after I checked out the most recent Charlie reblog

[riddlemethry]

Riddle fly is eternal!!!! *laughter sllowly fades to nothing*

[riddlemethry]

that’s a bit more detailed then I was thinking. I’ll do a fly with a fedora though

-⚓️

sounds good!! hell yeah!!!!

[riddlemethry]

if I were to represent you in a symbol what would you want that symbol to be? I was thinking just a fly but to do that without asking feels weird like making a human shape when trying to represent a person. if you want to be just a fly that's okay too but maybe you have something that fits you more personality wise? completely up to you

-⚓

i would like a fly with a cool mafia fedorah hat thingy and a gun and a cigar! that sounds cool as fuck

[riddlemethry]

Reverse Trick or Treat!

[a fly version of your favorite candy bar appears in front of you. there's also some for your kids]

Happy Spooky day! I don't know if insects celebrate but have a good day anyway

-🪢

oh, thank you! my favorite candy! Buzzterfingers! happy spooky day!

[stevespookington]

reminder to new users to change your icon so you don’t get blocked cause people think you are a bot

[loanboard10k]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[finder-plus]

[riddlemethry]

@a-new-nobody

[riddlemethry]

Fucking up to you man I just wanted you to realize how weird it looks with 0 context

if its not making anyone uncomfortable i will leave it up. people can always come and ask for context if they are confused! ^^

[riddlemethry]

😭 hi I don't go here I just noticed yall in the notes of that post but bro do you really not see how weird making a joke abt a 5 year old learning abt the birds and bees is without any context?

ooc here: if i made anyone uncomfortable i apologize, its not an actual five year old, it is someone playing a 5 year old, and that exchange was out of character, we were just being goofy. also I am a minor myself. that being said if anything i said or did made people uncomfortable, i can always delete the response. would that be something that would help you feel more comfortable? /genq

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

[lone-starlight]

Skittle Squad Propaganda

[the-littlest-lamb]

woah.. what's all that mean?!?

[riddlemethry]

t4t = when two trans people love each other very very much

yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much

doomed yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much but the narrative hates them

yuri = when two women love eachother very very much

hope this helps small random child

[a-new-somebody]

dont teach my kid what those words mean. ill get a flyswatter

[riddlemethry]

I will be doing whatever i want forever and ever, ill bite you

[a-new-somebody]

like im scared of a fly bite-

ah shit i just remembered you have bees on your team. nvm continue

[riddlemethry]

thats what i thought >:]

okay so kid i think its time you learned about the birds and the bees--

[a-new-somebody]

theyre five...

[riddlemethry]

so old, im suprised they havent already been taught yet

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

[lone-starlight]

Skittle Squad Propaganda

[the-littlest-lamb]

woah.. what's all that mean?!?

[riddlemethry]

t4t = when two trans people love each other very very much

yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much

doomed yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much but the narrative hates them

yuri = when two women love eachother very very much

hope this helps small random child

[a-new-somebody]

dont teach my kid what those words mean. ill get a flyswatter

[riddlemethry]

I will be doing whatever i want forever and ever, ill bite you

[a-new-somebody]

like im scared of a fly bite-

ah shit i just remembered you have bees on your team. nvm continue

[riddlemethry]

thats what i thought >:]

okay so kid i think its time you learned about the birds and the bees--

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

[lone-starlight]

Skittle Squad Propaganda

[the-littlest-lamb]

woah.. what's all that mean?!?

[riddlemethry]

t4t = when two trans people love each other very very much

yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much

doomed yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much but the narrative hates them

yuri = when two women love eachother very very much

hope this helps small random child

[a-new-somebody]

dont teach my kid what those words mean. ill get a flyswatter

[riddlemethry]

I will be doing whatever i want forever and ever, ill bite you

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

[lone-starlight]

Skittle Squad Propaganda

[the-littlest-lamb]

woah.. what's all that mean?!?

[riddlemethry]

t4t = when two trans people love each other very very much

yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much

doomed yaoi = when two men love eachother very very much but the narrative hates them

yuri = when two women love eachother very very much

hope this helps small random child

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

[riddlemethry]

Are your associates mosquitos?

I can take whoever you send, trash-eater.

Meet me at the nearest Showfall mall.

-🎱

were on our way now, you better be ready for a beating