We should invite Batman villains to the Met Gala. What could go wrong?
I’m trusting the Riddler to keep the peace, by the way, because if any of the other villains try to pull a crime and ruin his chance to show off his self-designed outfit for the Notes on Camp theme, they will not live to see another morning.
I still argue if it’s a Crane iteration that has class motivations (ie the times he’s referred to Scarecrow as a symbol of poverty), he might go for it by dropping the fear toxin on such an ostentatious display of wealth.
“Jonathan, first of all: this is a charity event; second of all, I spent all last month intricately stitching this suit inspired by Andy Warhol’s tinfoil wallpaper, time which could have been devoted to composing riddles, and if you get in between me and the paparazzi, you will have a mortal enemy for the rest of your very short life.”
