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[inthehatussy]

hal jordan finding an alien who snuck on earth by asking a white man in the rural midwest in 2016 his opinions on barack HUSSEIN obama and getting a reasonable google ai ass response is good shit. can't wait to tune in next week.

[neon-travesty]

If you see me out with old man Hal Jordan, mind your business. I know what I'm doing, I'm right where I wanna be.

[kaizsche]

LANTERNS (2026) Season 1, Episode 1—Pilot

[dilfcontent]

KYLE CHANDLER as Hal Jordan in Lanterns (S01E01).

[pedro-reed]

Kyle Chandler as Hal Jordan | Lanterns 1x01

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

Batlantern mistake baby AU where Bruce, in his training sojourn, meets pilot Hal at his prime. They have a summertime romance that ends up in a one last night, steamy, passionate love making session, before Bruce returns to Gotham to start his Batman mission...

...wherein he promptly realizes he is pregnant with his first child, who most definitely belongs to his summertime romance that apparently disappeared off the face of the earth some time later

Bruce decides to keep the kid because it's the last memory he has of his fleeting moment of selfishness before assuming a duty of selflessness

Fast forward. The Justice League is established. Batman and Green Lantern are getting familiar.

Robin shows up all of a sudden, gravitating towards Green Lantern who is possibly the coolest of all superheroes. He makes him a gym with light constructs and gives him cool gifts from outer space. And for some reason, makes his mama very happy and giggly.

Bruce is fretting because deep down he KNOWS Green Lantern is his Hal, his Hal, the Hal that knocked him up nearly a decade ago and gave him his little Dickbin

But he's a little confident because "No one can probably tell Dick is Hal's baby"

Except...

Oliver: [sees Dick's specifically tanned brown skin]

Clark: [listens to Dick being related to flying and soaring the skies]

Diana: [watching Dick blabber bossily at Bruce the same way Hal blabbered to Bruce]

Barry: [sees Dick with Hal's hair texture]

J'onn: [literally FEELS the tension between Bruce and Hal when Dick is in the room]

JL:

JL: Yeah, no, that's Hal's spawn.

[asa-fish]

specter hal