Richard 'Slenderman' Rowland

Pokémon master, avid geologist, weed enthusiast and lanky bastard.

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I don't know if I'm okay, maybe it's just one of those weeks.

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When you find a girl that hates the same things you hate ❤

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Imagine being almost 22 and still using google to find a good way of starting a conversation with a girl online. Me. This is my life. 

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Acid is......forts

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trust me I am not responsible

Well, message me

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I miss you a lot

If you miss me you're probably responsible for us not talking anymore.

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your acid tabs make woody woodpecker

I was thinking that, thank you. It makes me so happy that someone out there is making woody woodpecker acid strips

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I'm incredibly curious to know what character these acid tabs make.

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So my family got a cat, meet Chris.

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Just waiting for the day I meet the right girl, tired of this shit.

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Finally got my 100th Magikarp! Absolute beast.

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My parents are against my entire lifestyle. Not allowed to wear "silly looking women's jeans" around the house; have a plug in one lobe; supposed to have short hair; should have a full time job; not allowed to raise my voice when speaking to them even when they're giving me shit. So fucking sick of this house. I need a joint or a bullet.

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Everytime I leave the house mum asks me if I caught any good "Pokémens". Yes mum, I'm doing my 12 year old self proud.

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Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

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I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

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I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

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I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

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When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

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What a time to be alive

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I love these kinds of nights. A gentle breeze is ruffling the leaves on the trees, the sky is free from clouds and planes and beyond that are the stars shining brightly. Another favourite of mine is to look out for satellites passing by, watching the flickering lights glide through the emptiness in their orbit. As much as I dislike living in the countryside I really fucking love the night sky here. If we turned off all the lights, just imagine what we could see..

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My eldest brother and his fiancé are discussing planning their house together and it's making me ill. Damn I need to get a girlfriend.