Things Are Shaping Up To Be Pretty FUCKED

Buckle the fuck up

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

u haven’t experienced even a fraction of the gay sex that u will experience

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jedlknight]

oh i feel. i have so many thoughts about fenris.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[disassociatingsquid]

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

[dashcon]

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

[gehenna27]

[mahgck]

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

[mahgck]

[dzamie]

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

[mahgck]

i want to you to eat deodorant

[chilliesh]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[starbiology]

according to a random cake item illusen has relatives which means: embarrassing mom

[normal-horoscopes]

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

[rosswoodpark]

I'm going to kill you with a gun

[jastard]

So butch snails

[wolxoltl]

Time really is a flat circle.

[imgomis]

A swordsman, a thief and a chef

[jasontoddsguns]

Shazam, a supposedly magic immortal being of unknown origin: kinda pops off ngl

Batman, a father of 6: (narrows eyes in suspicion) yes…indeed it does..

[420technoblazeit]

hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?

[420technoblazeit]

im going home to change immediately.

[420technoblazeit]

HWY ARE YOU GUYS STILL FUCKIGN SPREADING THIS. I DOTN LOOK LIKE THE ONCELER IM GOIGN TO CHOP UR DIKC OFF AND MAKE A SHITTY SECONDRATE NEW YORK HOT DOG WIHT IT. AND IT WONT SELL FOR ANYTHING HIGHER HTAN 50 CENTS. THAT'S HOW BAD YOUR DICK IS

[420technoblazeit]

[420technoblazeit]

[winged-wolf-s-collection-of-arts]

[420technoblazeit]

I HOPE THE NEXT TIME YOU CATCH HTE BUS YOU CAN'T FIND THE CHANGE FOR A TICKET SO YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT HTERE AND HOLD EVERYONE UP AS YOU DIG IN YOURE FUCKIGN POCKETS FOR THE RIHGT AMOUNT OF MONEY. AND THEN THE BUS MOVES BEFORE YOU CAN SIT DOWN SO YOU STUMBLE A LITTLE ADN THE OLD MAN AT THE BACK LOOKS AT YOU JUDGEMENTALLY SO YOU HURRY TO FIDN A SEAT AND WHEN YOU SIT DOWN THERE'S GUM. ON IT. AND YOU HAVE TO WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITH FUCKIGN GUM ON YOUR ASS LIKE A LOSER and also your bus crashes

[420technoblazeit]

[soranatus]

Spinosaurus full combo attack animation by Jean Nguyen!

[bread-of-death]

That is so fucking creative what in the world is this for I n e e d i t

[catasters]

[shallowbreaths]

Me on the treadmill when someone hot walks by.