"that stuff that whales make"

she/her

[soranatus]

Friends Reunited

[soranatus]

BEN 10 By illustrator & character designer, Alan Cortes

[soranatus]

Ben 10 Aliens - Part III ✳️ By Valentino Lasso, an Illustrator, Visual Developer, and Character Designer (Lasso’s Website) (Instagram)

[blorbo-posting]

[thirstkanaphan]

[raccoonmilf]

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

[6qubed]

that was your joker arc

[raccoonmilf]

No

[patchoulism]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Your tags pass Peer Review

Benthic Organism: golly I sure do love metabolizing things slowly and efficiently

Benthic Organism: those are VERY bright lights

Benthic Organism: oh boy we’re going up

Benthic Organism: m y E n z y m e s

[asteroidtroglodyte]

God I wish

Me, posting, allegedly:

Or actually probably one of these guys:

Shmooooovement

[names-0]

[crabussy]

what's the most ridiculous reason you've ever blocked someone. I'm talking complete nonissues. things that don't even matter. I've blocked someone for saying cloven hooves look ugly on unicorns

[crabussy]

you understand the post

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[girldraki]

[thecryptkeeper]

[knightwithahundredkings]

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

[theunstablejester]

How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job