Incoherent Babbling

Don’t be an asshole. That’s about it. “Sod jr.”

[atanertheartist]

Hawke - my another beloved strong woman in fiction

[storynerd121]

so I just watched the odyssey movie....

and I made this within 5 minutes of returning. so I think that sums up my thoughts on it. (though im willing to rant more if ppl want it. cause I have COMPLAINTS)

[jasontoddsguns]

“Why do you care if the Odyssey is historically accurate or not?” BECAUSE IM A FUCKING NERD OKAY.

[jasontoddsguns]

Oh my god it’s worse than I could have possibly imagined. Why are they wearing cardboard.

[jasontoddsguns]

Ahhh another beautiful day *throws opens windows* *100 degree gust of smoke* woaw natures so beautiful *hacking cough*

[jasontoddsguns]

The USA right now:

[jasontoddsguns]

When your coworker hits you with the stare of doom and despair

[jasontoddsguns]

“Why do you care if the Odyssey is historically accurate or not?” BECAUSE IM A FUCKING NERD OKAY.

[jasontoddsguns]

BECAUSE COSTUME DESIGN HAS GOTTEN LAZYYYYY AND BORING. WHERE ARE MY COLORFUL MEN IN SKIRTS?!?!!

[jasontoddsguns]

And maybe deep down, it’s because I hate Hollywood for what it represents: consumerism that values profit over art, shock value over depth, and mass appeal over culture. Maybe that’s what makes me truly angry.

[jasontoddsguns]

“Why do you care if the Odyssey is historically accurate or not?” BECAUSE IM A FUCKING NERD OKAY.

[jasontoddsguns]

BECAUSE COSTUME DESIGN HAS GOTTEN LAZYYYYY AND BORING. WHERE ARE MY COLORFUL MEN IN SKIRTS?!?!!

[jasontoddsguns]

“Why do you care if the Odyssey is historically accurate or not?” BECAUSE IM A FUCKING NERD OKAY.

[jasontoddsguns]

Amazon needs to get its hands OFF of Tolkien properties.

[jasontoddsguns]

It feels like someone is fucking my beloved dead wife’s corpse (she passed peaceful from natural causes) in front of me and charging people 14.99$ a month to watch.

[jasontoddsguns]

Amazon needs to get its hands OFF of Tolkien properties.

[cykelops]

more comic characters should haunt their writers like how everyone who’s written John Constantine keeps meeting him in dark alleys

[rootbeerrex]

What The Actual Fuck

[ailithnight]

@stealingyourbones

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

@jasontoddsguns this is entirely because of your PFP and because I thought you'd find this fascinating.

[jasontoddsguns]

Girlies, I think my appendix is going.

*\(^o^)/*

[jasontoddsguns]

Me, appearing in my parents bedroom at 2am:

[jasontoddsguns]

I do not like morphine, I do not get the hype

[jasontoddsguns]

Good Bad News , I have a UTI in my kidneys and a minor ovarian cyst <3

[urgentkettle]

Any update about how you feel about the morphine?

[jasontoddsguns]

Mmmm definitely relieves pain, but not my drug of choice. Easier to down a couple cans of beers for the same effect.

[jasontoddsguns]

Girlies, I think my appendix is going.

*\(^o^)/*

[jasontoddsguns]

Me, appearing in my parents bedroom at 2am:

[jasontoddsguns]

I do not like morphine, I do not get the hype

[jasontoddsguns]

Good Bad News , I have a UTI in my kidneys and a minor ovarian cyst <3

[jasontoddsguns]

Girlies, I think my appendix is going.

*\(^o^)/*

[jasontoddsguns]

Me, appearing in my parents bedroom at 2am:

[jasontoddsguns]

I do not like morphine, I do not get the hype

[greelin]

remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

[greelin]

jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out

[greelin]

thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[galaxiesworldsaway]

@jasontoddsguns (comments are turned off so couldn’t ping there)

[jasontoddsguns]

Girlies, I think my appendix is going.

*\(^o^)/*

[jasontoddsguns]

Me, appearing in my parents bedroom at 2am: