alcxrussc:
“aw you’re so cute and innocent. they don’t like it when they SEE it. that’s the key. i always have my handy dandy p.p. with me for class. pocket popcorn. i swear if i didn’t have some kind of distraction like food with me i’m pretty sure i’d gouge my eyes out.”
“Pocket popcorn? Are you telling me you just stuff popcorn in your pockets? Wouldn’t that get messy? Don’t you just find random kernels of popcorn in your pockets?”










