Soon, there will be cake.

Reader, writer, fan. Adult. She/her. In this mishmash you may find: The Goblin Emperor, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, My Hero Academia, Star Trek, The Terror, Wheel of Time, various classics and literature nonsense. Fic on AO3 under puddinginthemix. My MHA sideblog is toshistightleatherjacket.

[elucubrare]

"This thing of darkness I acknowledge mine" is such a banger line that you'd think it would be from Vergil or Homer not some popular garbage they put on at the Globe

[galetops]

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

[puddinginthemix]

I am an old fandom fart and it drives me a little bit insane when young people say things like "I headcanon that X character really struggles with emotional vulnerability." No my dear that is just a correct interpretation rooted in copious textual evidence.

"My headcanon is that this character collected bugs as a child, or plays the saxophone, or only wears high-end underwear, or is really into pet play." Congratulations, if you made some fun shit up for no reason other than that you wanted to, you got yourself a headcanon.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[sevensmallsphinxes]

please look at our favorite gif on the internet

such a gentle cat. it loves its pelleds

[tunisian]

the floor is baklava

[c-53]

Piranesi: I like seeing pretty things and being happy and nice

The Other: god you’re so selfish

Piranesi: everyone who’s ever lived is my friend

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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Also prev tags:

That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[ancientbread]

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

[glorioustragedykid]

If you're reading this you need to tell me the name of your favorite black character NOW‼️

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[daisywords]

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this and also there’s something very beautiful about watching in progress fics grow. shout out to in progress fics <3

[harukikirijikitheshadowking]

THIS

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[aromanticduck]

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.