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@riley-chaos-bringer
HEY!!! I'm Riley, Riliena's just for when I'm in trouble (which is often lol). I can be both a benevolent or evil deity, depending on what I'm in the mood for. My Number 1 Fave Humans are Brenda Charles and Stacey Tessaburg, but I'm also a huge fan of Kyle Clauger, Jason Jepson, Grace Chasity, Patricia Johnson, Reese Mulberry, Richard Lipshitz, and Peter and Roseabelle Spankoffsi!
[The pen scratches on paper in Penny's office as she finishes the last of her pile for the day. As she reaches the final file, she pauses, reading it over with a keen eye.]
That can't be right.
Can't be right...
[The words echo off the walls. The woman stands, brandishing her cane like a sword. She glances around the room for the source of the noise.]
I suggest you show yourself now...
[There's a small giggle, though it's source is an unclear as the echo]
Come on. Reveal yourself now, and this needn't get messy.
[Riley makes her self visible, smiling]
You couldn't have done anything to me anyways, silly.
[Penny grumbles.]
Hello, Lady Riley.
Hiya Penny. Watcha working on?
Business.
I guessed that much. What's the problem with that last file?
Numbers are wrong. Nothing so scandalous.
Awwww.
Sorry to disappoint.
Sooo, how's life been for you lately.
Rather well. Nice and quiet, how I like it.
Eh, agree to disagree.
Very well then.
Welp, since the echo thing didn't work out, I'll be on my way.
[The pen scratches on paper in Penny's office as she finishes the last of her pile for the day. As she reaches the final file, she pauses, reading it over with a keen eye.]
That can't be right.
Can't be right...
[The words echo off the walls. The woman stands, brandishing her cane like a sword. She glances around the room for the source of the noise.]
I suggest you show yourself now...
[There's a small giggle, though it's source is an unclear as the echo]
Come on. Reveal yourself now, and this needn't get messy.
[Riley makes her self visible, smiling]
You couldn't have done anything to me anyways, silly.
[Penny grumbles.]
Hello, Lady Riley.
Hiya Penny. Watcha working on?
Business.
I guessed that much. What's the problem with that last file?
Numbers are wrong. Nothing so scandalous.
Awwww.
Sorry to disappoint.
Sooo, how's life been for you lately.
Rather well. Nice and quiet, how I like it.
Eh, agree to disagree.
[The pen scratches on paper in Penny's office as she finishes the last of her pile for the day. As she reaches the final file, she pauses, reading it over with a keen eye.]
That can't be right.
Can't be right...
[The words echo off the walls. The woman stands, brandishing her cane like a sword. She glances around the room for the source of the noise.]
I suggest you show yourself now...
[There's a small giggle, though it's source is an unclear as the echo]
Come on. Reveal yourself now, and this needn't get messy.
[Riley makes her self visible, smiling]
You couldn't have done anything to me anyways, silly.
[Penny grumbles.]
Hello, Lady Riley.
Hiya Penny. Watcha working on?
Business.
I guessed that much. What's the problem with that last file?
Numbers are wrong. Nothing so scandalous.
Awwww.
Sorry to disappoint.
Sooo, how's life been for you lately.
[The pen scratches on paper in Penny's office as she finishes the last of her pile for the day. As she reaches the final file, she pauses, reading it over with a keen eye.]
That can't be right.
Can't be right...
[The words echo off the walls. The woman stands, brandishing her cane like a sword. She glances around the room for the source of the noise.]
I suggest you show yourself now...
[There's a small giggle, though it's source is an unclear as the echo]
Come on. Reveal yourself now, and this needn't get messy.
[Riley makes her self visible, smiling]
You couldn't have done anything to me anyways, silly.
[Penny grumbles.]
Hello, Lady Riley.
Hiya Penny. Watcha working on?
Business.
I guessed that much. What's the problem with that last file?
Numbers are wrong. Nothing so scandalous.
Awwww.
[The pen scratches on paper in Penny's office as she finishes the last of her pile for the day. As she reaches the final file, she pauses, reading it over with a keen eye.]
That can't be right.
Can't be right...
[The words echo off the walls. The woman stands, brandishing her cane like a sword. She glances around the room for the source of the noise.]
I suggest you show yourself now...
[There's a small giggle, though it's source is an unclear as the echo]
Come on. Reveal yourself now, and this needn't get messy.
[Riley makes her self visible, smiling]
You couldn't have done anything to me anyways, silly.
[Penny grumbles.]
Hello, Lady Riley.
Hiya Penny. Watcha working on?
Business.
I guessed that much. What's the problem with that last file?
[The pen scratches on paper in Penny's office as she finishes the last of her pile for the day. As she reaches the final file, she pauses, reading it over with a keen eye.]
That can't be right.
Can't be right...
[The words echo off the walls. The woman stands, brandishing her cane like a sword. She glances around the room for the source of the noise.]
I suggest you show yourself now...
[There's a small giggle, though it's source is an unclear as the echo]
Come on. Reveal yourself now, and this needn't get messy.
[Riley makes her self visible, smiling]
You couldn't have done anything to me anyways, silly.
[Penny grumbles.]
Hello, Lady Riley.
Hiya Penny. Watcha working on?
[The pen scratches on paper in Penny's office as she finishes the last of her pile for the day. As she reaches the final file, she pauses, reading it over with a keen eye.]
That can't be right.
Can't be right...
[The words echo off the walls. The woman stands, brandishing her cane like a sword. She glances around the room for the source of the noise.]
I suggest you show yourself now...
[There's a small giggle, though it's source is an unclear as the echo]
Come on. Reveal yourself now, and this needn't get messy.
[Riley makes her self visible, smiling]
You couldn't have done anything to me anyways, silly.
[The pen scratches on paper in Penny's office as she finishes the last of her pile for the day. As she reaches the final file, she pauses, reading it over with a keen eye.]
That can't be right.
Can't be right...
[The words echo off the walls. The woman stands, brandishing her cane like a sword. She glances around the room for the source of the noise.]
I suggest you show yourself now...
[There's a small giggle, though it's source is an unclear as the echo]
HEY GUESS WHAT.
IT'S APRIL 1ST.
IT'S MY DAY BABY
@riley-chaos-bringer
FUCK YEAH
Which is why I'm actually going to treat myself to a relax day :)
....
Wait you're not gonna prank anyone?
Sometimes the biggest prank is not doing anything at all. Plus I invented all the common Pranks so they're all predictable to me.
There are plenty of uncommon ones.
Yeah but I don't wannnaaaaaa
Alright alright geez.
Anyways, what about you?
Probably find someone to mindfuck for the day and then play pranks with them.
Suggestion: Pretend to be Cal to lull them into a faulse sense of security.
I'll try but I'm not really great at that.
You'll only have to for like. 5 minutes when you walk up to them.
True true.
Tell me how it goes, kay?
Will do!
Great! Do you want a can of worms for the ride?
Real or fake worms?
Depends on what kind of worms you're thinking about.
I'm okay with either.
Cool.
[She throws Perry a can]
[Perry catches it, giggling maniacally.]
[Riley grins, waiting for the look on their face when they open it and find out it's empty]
HEY GUESS WHAT.
IT'S APRIL 1ST.
IT'S MY DAY BABY
@riley-chaos-bringer
FUCK YEAH
Which is why I'm actually going to treat myself to a relax day :)
....
Wait you're not gonna prank anyone?
Sometimes the biggest prank is not doing anything at all. Plus I invented all the common Pranks so they're all predictable to me.
There are plenty of uncommon ones.
Yeah but I don't wannnaaaaaa
Alright alright geez.
Anyways, what about you?
Probably find someone to mindfuck for the day and then play pranks with them.
Suggestion: Pretend to be Cal to lull them into a faulse sense of security.
I'll try but I'm not really great at that.
You'll only have to for like. 5 minutes when you walk up to them.
True true.
Tell me how it goes, kay?
Will do!
Great! Do you want a can of worms for the ride?
Real or fake worms?
Depends on what kind of worms you're thinking about.
I'm okay with either.
Cool.
[She throws Perry a can]
HEY GUESS WHAT.
IT'S APRIL 1ST.
IT'S MY DAY BABY
@riley-chaos-bringer
FUCK YEAH
Which is why I'm actually going to treat myself to a relax day :)
....
Wait you're not gonna prank anyone?
Sometimes the biggest prank is not doing anything at all. Plus I invented all the common Pranks so they're all predictable to me.
There are plenty of uncommon ones.
Yeah but I don't wannnaaaaaa
Alright alright geez.
Anyways, what about you?
Probably find someone to mindfuck for the day and then play pranks with them.
Suggestion: Pretend to be Cal to lull them into a faulse sense of security.
I'll try but I'm not really great at that.
You'll only have to for like. 5 minutes when you walk up to them.
True true.
Tell me how it goes, kay?
Will do!
Great! Do you want a can of worms for the ride?
Real or fake worms?
Depends on what kind of worms you're thinking about.
HEY GUESS WHAT.
IT'S APRIL 1ST.
IT'S MY DAY BABY
@riley-chaos-bringer
FUCK YEAH
Which is why I'm actually going to treat myself to a relax day :)
....
Wait you're not gonna prank anyone?
Sometimes the biggest prank is not doing anything at all. Plus I invented all the common Pranks so they're all predictable to me.
There are plenty of uncommon ones.
Yeah but I don't wannnaaaaaa
Alright alright geez.
Anyways, what about you?
Probably find someone to mindfuck for the day and then play pranks with them.
Suggestion: Pretend to be Cal to lull them into a faulse sense of security.
I'll try but I'm not really great at that.
You'll only have to for like. 5 minutes when you walk up to them.
True true.
Tell me how it goes, kay?
Will do!
Great! Do you want a can of worms for the ride?
HEY GUESS WHAT.
IT'S APRIL 1ST.
IT'S MY DAY BABY
@riley-chaos-bringer
FUCK YEAH
Which is why I'm actually going to treat myself to a relax day :)
....
Wait you're not gonna prank anyone?
Sometimes the biggest prank is not doing anything at all. Plus I invented all the common Pranks so they're all predictable to me.
There are plenty of uncommon ones.
Yeah but I don't wannnaaaaaa
Alright alright geez.
Anyways, what about you?
Probably find someone to mindfuck for the day and then play pranks with them.
Suggestion: Pretend to be Cal to lull them into a faulse sense of security.
I'll try but I'm not really great at that.
You'll only have to for like. 5 minutes when you walk up to them.
True true.
Tell me how it goes, kay?
HEY GUESS WHAT.
IT'S APRIL 1ST.
IT'S MY DAY BABY
@riley-chaos-bringer
FUCK YEAH
Which is why I'm actually going to treat myself to a relax day :)
....
Wait you're not gonna prank anyone?
Sometimes the biggest prank is not doing anything at all. Plus I invented all the common Pranks so they're all predictable to me.
There are plenty of uncommon ones.
Yeah but I don't wannnaaaaaa
Alright alright geez.
Anyways, what about you?
Probably find someone to mindfuck for the day and then play pranks with them.
Suggestion: Pretend to be Cal to lull them into a faulse sense of security.
I'll try but I'm not really great at that.
You'll only have to for like. 5 minutes when you walk up to them.
HEY GUESS WHAT.
IT'S APRIL 1ST.
IT'S MY DAY BABY
@riley-chaos-bringer
FUCK YEAH
Which is why I'm actually going to treat myself to a relax day :)
....
Wait you're not gonna prank anyone?
Sometimes the biggest prank is not doing anything at all. Plus I invented all the common Pranks so they're all predictable to me.
There are plenty of uncommon ones.
Yeah but I don't wannnaaaaaa
Alright alright geez.
Anyways, what about you?
Probably find someone to mindfuck for the day and then play pranks with them.
Suggestion: Pretend to be Cal to lull them into a faulse sense of security.
HEY GUESS WHAT.
IT'S APRIL 1ST.
IT'S MY DAY BABY
@riley-chaos-bringer
FUCK YEAH
Which is why I'm actually going to treat myself to a relax day :)
....
Wait you're not gonna prank anyone?
Sometimes the biggest prank is not doing anything at all. Plus I invented all the common Pranks so they're all predictable to me.
There are plenty of uncommon ones.
Yeah but I don't wannnaaaaaa
Alright alright geez.
Anyways, what about you?
