did it really clank against your codpiece or was it more of a tinkle
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did it really clank against your codpiece or was it more of a tinkle
FLARED BASE DETECTED
HOWEVER,
IT IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH FOR NON-STRUCTURAL REASONS. REPEAT AFTER ME. DEMON COCK: YES, DEMON CORE: NO.
Jokes on you I want both to kill me
c'mon girl I'm just doing my job
Are you a demon? How much they paying you
youre not fucking with my dead wife montage posts??? maybe you will remember them more fondly when i’m gone…..
Hate this thing.
Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow
Horribly long. As all good worms are.
Sound up
love my mice.
Doing what I do best.
Making them boys creatures uu.
[Spectra Knight]
huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent
I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it
I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally
Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere
Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh
They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them
Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it
Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it
group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.
biiig stretch!!! 🔊
(idea where tiny loose shards of bismuth inside their carapace will rattle whenever they vibrate)
that audio file was taken from a rattlesnake, which now makes me wonder if prism intentionally shakes those tiny shards around to produce that sound when they feel threatened