"life is crazy and unpredictable. my bangs are going to the left today." -nicole richie @twitter.com
"what’s up mtv, come on in you broke motherfuckers!!!!" -riley on an episode of mtv cribs in 2008
if megan fox, lindsay lohan, and seth macfarlene had a 3-way, their love child would be riley kane
voted number one on kingsley’s “most overexposed of 2013,” she successfully twerked her way into miley’s inner circle (check her out in the music video for 23) and america’s hearts this year
born in beverly hills to film director, producer, and screenwriter rupert sinclair kane and former playboy model lena kensington
the kanes have a private island next to george clooney’s and are known for hollywood nepotism worse than the coppolas and the barrymores combined
has two older sisters, camille who is a fashion designer, and frances who is a fellow actress as well as an older brother macon. riley is the bb of the kane clan so she’s pretty spoiled
diagnosed w/ dyslexia when she was younger and also had some anxiety issues growing up (was def the most reserved of the kanes as a kid)
she and her her sisters went to the buckley school w/ the hiltons and nicole richie so she had play dates w/ nicky and paris growing up. riley partied w/ lilo, britney, and paris until a falling out in 2010
acted in a few frosted flakes commercials but riley’s first role was in her father’s 1998 film rust when she was six yrs old and was depicted in a gruesome death scene lmao so there was controversy surrounding that but basically it was her big introduction into the acting biz
had a brief stint w/ disney as the witty sidekick, frankie in daisy loo saves the world but her father pulled her out of the company after her contractually obligated 2 yrs were up (abby!!!! disney frenemies??? lilo/hilary?? miley/selena???)
known for her roles in romcoms, teen dramas, and horror films and frequently typecast as the dumb hot (usually half-naked) girl tbh but one of her bigger roles was daphne burke in the tv series latchkey kids (think jackie from that 70s show)
portrayed in the media as a foul-mouthed, unappreciative party girl w/ no morals and no filter basically a female jbiebs [how riley handles the paparazzi]
her friend released a vid of her in july 2013 snorting coke at her birthday party to TMZ and was dropped from h&m and guess modeling campaigns shortly after. perezhilton labeled her “cocaine riley” or “kane” for the next few months
extremely blunt and v stubborn and 100% politically incorrect/socially inappropriate riley doesn’t rly listen when you tell her to do something and tells it like it is in interviews (always has her middle finger up like jlaw but has the same media approval as kstew)
always has her foot in her mouth and is a PR disaster, her publicist has to coach her on "appropriate" responses in interviews but riley ends up disregarding everything she says 99% of the time
honestly pretty harmless when you get down to it tho she’s stated in interviews that she doesn’t want to feel inferior and stupid b/c she never got a college degree and has everything handed to her her entire life so she wants to prove herself in hollywood
really fiercely protective of the ppl she loves basically you can say w/e about her she doesn’t really give a fuck but if you mess w/ her family or her friends she will come at u guns hot
otherwise doesn’t take a lot of things seriously b/c she’s been in the hollywood spotlight since childhood she’s kind of numb to it at all this point but always 100% down to makign fun of herself
goofy as hell personality tho she’s kind of a female [adam] [demamp] and is v prone to making [these] [faces] b/c she’s a total douche and has no sense of social boundaries
despite her party girl image, is very much a serial monogamist and has had 3 serious boyfriends in the past few years??? past relationships include actor ______ (could be u???), guitarist braxten phoenix, co-star jeremy westlock, and oil tycoon jace humphrey riley just luvs luv ok (but is also 100% down for hooking up when she’s single she goes w/ the ~flow)
riley’s ultimate dream is to one day say the words, “live from new york, it’s saturday night!!!”
snowboards, plays world of warcraft, hosts exclusive GoT viewing parties, and watches documentaries about cane toad infestations in australia on netflix instant when she isn’t clubbing or hanging out w/ friends
more to come bUT THAT’S RILEY FOLKS SHOW HER SOME LUVIN!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
also more info [here] oK BYE *ollies out*
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