林田倫堕

名： Hayashida Rinda　 ex.KYOKUTOU GIRL FRIEND　Vo. 本物なんかではありません。ただのファンのロールプレイページっす。失礼。 Everything KGF & pictures of the charismatic designer here: Take a look. 俺少し病んでる _____R/S: Taking. All of him_____ [RP account] far from the real person!

[mukuro-anon]

Hm I thought it was time for a public birthday message that will make you go Ew and aw at the same time but I don't really have anything cheesy to say to you...

What's it like to celebrate a birthday as a married man? Ah, no, don't tell me. Rather, let me experience it myself next spring?! That would be swell.

Happy birthday hatchling.

You absolutely make a difference to life so I different you very muchily.

I don't feel like ewwwwing on this message and I am not sure about the awww either but I guess I would want to find out about the happily married birthday right now. I am ready ...

And married in case you did not get the hint.

... like legally.

Woah I haven't been online here for quite the time but just in case there are people out there who may now feel some ewww or ouch (especially talking about kuro in any of his forms) ... you fucked. That guy over there is mine.

And yeah it's my birthday.

Whatever. Happy to fucking celebrate a fucking married birthday with you, fuckface. Different you very much as well.

[rinda-anon]

Please hold the line your call for legal marriage will be answered shortly ...

Look I'm working on the paper issue, I promise. Geez first he says no fifty times then he pesters you about the paperwork... Wouldn't want it any other way tbh hah!

Hey. Married birthday sex. Let's have it. This morning didn't count cause I wasn't awake enough to be aware of the marriedness of the birthday sex. Gotta have some more. Gotta beat that meat.

That very taken meat.

[rinda-anon]

Happy new year.

[incorrectkhr]

*recovering after their fight against Gamma*

Yamamoto: I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.

Gokudera: And for punching me in the face, right?

Yamamoto: No. You definitely deserved that.

[sakura-macchiato]

[xxsaku24]

who the hell had the nerve to gift kyo an empty box

[rinda-anon]

[incorrectkhr]

Gokudera: *sends Yamamoto a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background*

Gokudera, texting: Look at all these people wanting to date you.

Yamamoto: Gokudera, you’re in the picture.

Gokudera: Did I fucking stutter?

[rinda-anon]

Sixie: the first rule of the fight club is ... dude don’t get between Rinda and Mukuro, they’re more exclusive than they realise

Dude: wait what? That’s the first rule of the fc?

Sixie: no, that was just friendly advice.

[incorrectkhr]

Shouichi: You should focus on your own body. When was the last time you had a carrot?

Byakuran: It’s my least favorite type of cake, so rarely.

[thegayfleet]

[generati0nwild]

I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not 😏

[rinda-anon]

Happy fucking whatever, @mukuro-anon .

You make me go tender inside and hard in the pants .

[mukuro-anon]

I can make you cum hard too. In tissues obviously. Without me watching. Without you even commenting on it ... but still. I can do that, softboy.

[rinda-anon]

Of course you can. I'm not gonna comment at all. Just cumment with my fav little hatchling.

[mukuro-anon]

So then, hop on the sofa. I might even do the HJ thingy while watching Dmovies. Beer is cold already.

[rinda-anon]

Perfection!

[rinda-anon]

Happy fucking whatever, @mukuro-anon .

You make me go tender inside and hard in the pants .

[mukuro-anon]

I can make you cum hard too. In tissues obviously. Without me watching. Without you even commenting on it ... but still. I can do that, softboy.

[rinda-anon]

Of course you can. I'm not gonna comment at all. Just cumment with my fav little hatchling.

[rinda-anon]

Happy fucking whatever, @mukuro-anon .

You make me go tender inside and hard in the pants .

[rinda-anon]

It’s that time of year when I get so say something unapologetically cheesy about @mukuro-anon again.

You’re really getting quite old now, hatchling, but I still vividly remember the puberty ridden boy who climbed onto my lap first time he got drunk and cussed at my friends just for stealing my attention. I liked that boy, even though he puked all over the carpet first time he smoked weed. I like that boy, who left eventually.

But I prefer the man who returned, menace still, cracked and kinda worn and altogether detestable. I like him.

My favorite by far is the man who stayed, though. Greatest menace of all, but different. He means something to me.

On your birthday, I like to look back at the way you’ve come. It’s a delight to remember the hatchling who’s been and I'm proud of who you've become. But mostly I hope I still have a lot of hatchling who will be to look forward to.

Happy birthday, babyscale.

[rinda-anon]

Rinda: why do they keep dropping those serial killer hints?

Rinda: I'm not a serial killer

Rinda: have I murked a bunch of people?

Rinda: Technically, yes.

Mukuro:

Rinda: literally, even. But I refuse to be defined by the number of people I murdered.

Mukuro: in the name of these dumbass feelings I have for you, I will ignore everything you just said.

[rinda-anon]

Gokudera: I'm not really sure, actually. Until I fell in love with a guy, I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

Shamal: So you were gay... and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay.