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i post my thoughts #1 rin defender

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Beo this song got me like MMMMJHGGFFGHHHHGFFUUGHH

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the Duality of a man ☠️☠️☠️

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Bro im such a fuckinh dumbass I js posyed my funny texts w one of my Eboys and I forgot to cover a name ignore Me if u saw tjay ok

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say thank you for promoting ur account 😡😡😡

bye

THANK you oh great emmy 🙄🙄🙄🙄 I expcet 70% of all Future profits and custody of your firstborn

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YOICHI ISAGI IS ONLINE!

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emmy. 5teen. mostly sfw blog

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got the bllk.tv idea from @rinfatuate

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ouuuu shii follow the goat up 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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hi reina… SO what is your opinion on bunny being in the national spain team (was gonna send a pic and realised i cant… but im talking abt the iglesias guy)

LMFAOO WHEN HE GOT SUBBED IN I SCREAMED BUNNY IGLESIAS OUT LOUD And. Then my friends told me to shut that shit up 🫩

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r/aita for saying my girlfriend gained weight u/saeitoshi10

current conflict: my girlfriend is super sensitive — beyond what i expected. i feel like a total failure because of it.

solution: ask this subreddit on their thoughts of the situation, may receive feedback worthy enough to enact on

situation at display: my girlfriend is more sensitive than i thought. it was a couple days ago, i had just come back from a trip out of the country for my career. my girlfriend is completely aware of how career-oriented i am, so the distances are well managed. i admire her for that.

though, upon getting back, i noticed she just looked a bit different. it was a one-off comment; an observation. no insulting, no belittling … so how could she get so mad that she started yelling at me? i kept my composure, as an adult would, and told her to relax. and yet, still, it didn’t prove any effect.

i am just utterly confused and honestly drained from this. it’s not something i want to put energy into. i just have to know, am i really as bad as my girlfriend is making me seem?

| u/bumblingbachirahehe: my mom ALWAYS told me that doing something like this is something only idiots do! 😅😀 maybe apologize? suck up your pride! yta! 🙂

| u/NOTrinitoshi: remember when u got caught watching footballer buttcheek jiggle compilations on the family computer

| u/karasu.endsu: this is reddit why’s this written like a lab report and why is no one questioning it at all?!

| u/teddyknightnotbear: i mean innit love im british or whatever ive only been in 2 chapters of the manga

> u/Chris.Princeisonline: Teeeddyy what’d I tell you about not breaking the fourth wall! 😅

| u/aikugota.snakeinhispants: DUDE NOOOOOO u do not bring up weight around ppl YTA that’s crossing a line

| u/sheloves_sendou: give me your girlfriend

| u/themichaelkaiser: Fact #5 about women — their opinions carry zero rationality. Find out more on tonight’s episode of my podcast “The Blue Rose Blooms Again”.

> u/poof!itsness: YAY kaiser we love you <333 everyone tune in!!

> u/cheetahprint..chigiri: bitch no

| u/isagiyoi.11: No. This is awful. Villainy . . . please apologize to her. YTA.

| u/shidouisdeepinside: well i mean u guys are basically broken up now so how abt u answer that dm i just slid u? 😏

| u/NOTrinitoshi: YTA YTA YTA YTA YTA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE END UR LIFE

> u/itzcharleschevy: im ctfu

| u/xnagisei: nta i think

> u/reoreoreo03: NAGII howd the FaZe Clan audition go

> u/xnagisei: gud

> u/reoreoreo03: im so happy youre branching out<3 remember to come to the field at 4:00 !

> u/xnagisei: 👍

> u/saeitoshi10: ? my comments arent a private chat. i need answers.

| u/julianloki.therealest: bruh i mean ur obv the asshole but i am very intrigued by u 🤔 youre quite the specimen

> u/itzcharleschevy: julz why u texting like that

> u/julianloki.therealest: hugo’s rubbing off on me 😞

| u/iggybunny: lmfao wait that’s ur girlfriend? she’s with me rn. we’re reading this together. 😭🤣 yta btw

> u/saeitoshi10: ….

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sae was absolutely the fucking asshole.

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it’s 4 Freaking am ok stay with me do NOT fw with rhem discord eboys tjey will have u mad Af at the asscrack of dawn deadass has me feelimg like this pic of Isagi. Thank you for listening

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r/aita for having a grindr profile while in a relationship? u/shidouisdeepinside

a little context for the title. i (18m) absolutely love my partner LET THAT BE KNOWN. but i’ve had my grindr profile even before meeting them and i cannot just GET RID of it. there’s too many memories. besides, monogamy has always infringed on my rights of freedoms.

anyway, my partner found out a couple days ago. we were chilling in some restaurant as we waited for our order. i had to take a pee super badly so i went to the bathroom, leaving my phone at the table we were sitting at. well, upon getting back, my partner was gone, and all that was left was my phone. with an opened grindr notification . . .

at this point i was utterly confused. disoriented if u will . . . because how could i just be abandoned like that?

anyway i tried calling them. five times. and not once was my call picked up. i really am genuinely confused . . . i mean i get it might be “cheating” but also i don’t think so. it’s more like experimenting. my partner won’t let be talk to them AT ALL and this has been honestly eating at me for days.

reddit, tell me, am i the asshole here? i really dont think so . . .

| u/cheetahprint..chigiri: based off title alone you’re the asshole like tf

| u/isagiyoi.11: This is a crazy one . . . Honestly if I were you I’d just go back to being single. YTA

| u/saeitoshi10: 😂 yta

> u/shidouisdeepinside: well hey there peachie 👀 wna do sum strange for a piece of change?

> u/saeitoshi10: ?

| u/onazilovesyou: now if this isnt the saddest thing i’ve ever seen … yta 😟

| u/H_Buratsuta: It all depends on the length of the relationship. Data points suggest that around the 3 month mark is when partners become majorly attached and co-dependent. If the relationship has surpassed that margin, then I believe YTA. If not? NTA

| u/xxotoya.exx: preach about the monogamy thing like holyyyy 😩 u are NTA bcs u speak the truth

> u/shidouisdeepinside: WE TWINS u should come over 👀👀 jk lolz …. orrr??

| u/rinthedestroyer: ew yta u sound like a bug go die

> u/shidouisdeepinside: okay wtf who pissed on your pillow

| u/poof!itsness: Check out Michael Kaiser’s podcast for more advice ! :) “The Blue Rose Blooms Again”

| u/teddyknightnotbear: Click this Link for Free Shipping On all Orders

> u/iggybunny: aw man :( now my phone just has hentai ads

| u/reoreoreo03: theyre probably homophobic i’d suggest breaking up with them and embracing who u truly are #nta

| u/julianloki.therealest: LMFAOOOOO dude i think u gotta break ur shit cuz ts is too much… yta.. LMFAO STOP IM DYING LIKE WTF IS THIS

> u/itzcharleschevy: hey lokz

> u/julianloki.therealest: log off bruh

| u/bumblingbachirahehe: grindr is crazy. 🤪 . i suggest talking to a counselor maybe it’ll help!! 😜🤠🫶

| u/keepingitrealbyhugo.v: Breathe. You’re not a villain. You have a tenderness to you, I can sense it :). Honestly, you’re a vibe! ✨

> u/shidouisdeepinside: fucking bot this doesnt help

| u/Chris.Princeisonline: I support the gays!! <33333 I am NOT homophobic!!

> u/Noel_Noa: Who was saying you were? Performative.

| u/oikawainthehouse: eesh been there nta

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it appears shidou was indeed the ashole

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the full mixtape

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r/aita for breaking up with my girlfriend cuz she brought up my brother? u/rinthedestroyer

im seenf red as i fucknf tpe ftis. i cant eben begin to fayhom how someone couldndo this to me.

i have been trying sonfucking hard to be the best boyfriend. i text. i call. i talk to her. like real lovers. unfortunately somehow thats not enough. nothing is ever enough.

we were in my house MY HOUSE last night and everytgingnwas fine until SHE BROUGHT up MY brother. she said “i got tickets to a Re Al game for us to go see your brother!”

ehat what? she donest consult me. she sidnt consilt me about it.

context; me and my brother used to be close. until we werent when he decided to become a little petty bitch and insult me to my face. i havent spoken to him since. i hate him.

and my girlfriend who brought him up like hes someone who deserves kindness. im seething rage. i yelled at her, telling her im not going to the game nor can i even talk to her again. so i kicked her out of my house.

her friends and even my fucking mom is calling my phine now, saying i have to apologize. i really sont think I NEED TO.

am i ACTUALLY the asshole?

| u/isagiyoi.11: Hey, breathe. You need a counselor or something, my guy. If you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here <3

> u/rinthedestroyer: fuck you

| u/bumblingbachirahehe: WOAH this is a doozy hahahahrhe 😟 uhhh i think we need more context on you and your brother? and also did your gf know about the full story?

> u/rinthedestroyer: she shouldnt need to. she should sense it.

| u/cheetahprint..chigiri: wait so u acc typed this and decided to post it? fr? yta btw.

| u/yaboykunigami: Aw shucks. YTA though.

| u/sniperyuki: Next time proofread, okay? YTA

| u/karasu.endsu: dude i feel like this is kinda personal like not even reddit-worthy.. still laughed tho u funny

| u/itzcharleschevy: LMFAOOOOO chain 👇

> u/julianloki.therealest: LMFAOOOOO

> u/xxotoya.exx: LMFAOOOOO

> u/shidouisdeepinside: LMFAOOOOO

> u/iggybunny: LMFAOOOOO

| u/mommygagamaru: Find peace 🤍

| u/themichaelkaiser: NTA because the bitch should know better

> u/poof!itsness: omg kaiserrrrruhhh u cant say that stawp omg 🥹

| u/xnagisei: so many typos :x

> u/reoreoreo03: NAGI WE’RE ONLINE AT THE SAME TIME

> u/xnagisei: 👍

> u/rinthedestroyer: fuck yall dont have a gathering under MY post

| u/aikugota.snakeinhispants: have you tried just jerking off you seem pent up

| u/hiori.isheretoo: idk about you but i would’ve gone to the game and not be a whiny bitch about it. genuinely, you sound awful. much love <3

| u/barouscleaners: Dumb Fuck. YTA

| u/saeitoshi10: 😐

> u/rinthedestroyer: gtfo from my post

> u/saeitoshi10: i had sent those tickets expecting you’d come

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it appears rin was indeed the asshole

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I have rhe most GENIUS idea for kaiser isagi tag teaming u but im not tryna wake up to my acc getting terminated again Is. This hell?????

like just Imagine isagi actually getting along w kaiser after a while and like kaiser kindaaa rubbed off on him so now isagis kinda an asshole too And theywanna teach u a lesson … ouu shii 👀👀

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bf!isagi who wakes up before you every morning just to watch you sleep for a bit because he still can’t believe you’re his

bf!isagi who gets all serious and focused when you’re sad, analyzing what you need like it’s the most important match of his life

bf!isagi who always opens doors for you, carries your bags, and makes sure you eat properly because “i just want to take care of you”

bf!isagi who sends good morning and good night texts religiously, calls you when he’s away just to hear your voice, and always checks if you got home safe

bf!isagi who offers to pick you up from anywhere, anytime, saying it’s safer that way and you start relying on him for rides

bf!isagi who listens to every little complaint you have and fixes things for you so you don’t have to deal with them yourself

bf!isagi who gently suggests you cancel plans with friends when you’re tired because “they drain you, i can tell. stay with me instead?”

bf!isagi who starts handling more of your schedule and little tasks because he’s “just trying to make your life easier”

bf!isagi who gets really good at reading your mood so you don’t even have to explain anymore — he already knows what you need

bf!isagi who whispers “you don’t need all that noise. you have me” while holding you close, and it starts sounding like the nicest thing in the world

bf!isagi who gets jealous when other guys talk to you but frames it as “they’re just trying to use you, i don’t want you getting hurt”

bf!isagi who tells you other people don’t really care about you the way he does, and you believe him because he’s always there when you need him

bf!isagi who makes sure you’re never really alone for too long because “i get worried when i can’t reach you”

bf!isagi who turns every “i can do it myself” into “let me do it for you” until you barely remember how to do things without him

bf!isagi who made himself so essential that you never noticed the cage was built with love.

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r/aita for not going out w my gf? u/xnagisei

i (18m) and my gf (18f) planned an arcade date. we wldve met up at like 3:00 pm. but i slept in. she is now saying im a terrible bf. she also says i std her up. nd she is very mad. i am confused. :x. i did not do it on purpose. it was at an early time nd i was sleeping. she came to my house w her key and didnt knock. she woke me up from my nap, yelling at me until she said we r done. i am confused. i set multiple alarms thruout the day so i had a reminder of our date. i guess i slept thru them :/

idk what to do abt her breaking up w me. i rlly like her and all. i didnt mean to stand her up. i set alarms, nd it was an accident. im rlly sad :/. i dont think it is that srs. she says she waited 4 20 mins waiting 4 me. apparently that means smt.

but aita 4 sleeping in 4 my gfs date?

| u/itzcharleschevy: dude she sounds like such a bother 😂😂 NTA

| u/isagiyoi.11: You should try communicating or something don’t go to reddit about it. . . YTA

| u/reoreoreo03: NAGII HIIIII <333

> u/xnagisei: hi reo

| u/shidouisdeepinside: THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭😭😭 u sound like an alright bf to me 🤔🫣 check dms?

| u/rinthedestroyer: u have shit for brains. yta. end urself.

| u/baroucleaners: You sound utterly repulsive. Not only are you irresponsible, you are a complete disgrace to the romance community. YTA

> u/shidouisdeepinside: blud said romance community 😭😭 also i stalked ur ig posts u shld check dms 👀👀

| u/saeitoshi10: lol omg ur terrible. yta

| u/xxotoya.exx: she sounds like a red flag. nta. you dodged a bullet dude

| u/themichaelkaiser: this is why you dont pay any mind to relationships all they do is distract you. you should feel empowered from her breaking up with you. check out my podcast

| u/keepingitrealbyhugo.v: you should always listen to the woman. they are delicate creatures. yta, but you can turn things around. i can sense it

> u/julianloki.therealest: hugo my guy since when u on reddit

> u/keepingitrealbyhugo.v: its fascinating. i noticed charles is on here too. it seems all of us are.

| u/karasu.endsu: ive never had a girlfriend but i think you did something bad. ive never had a girlfriend but i think you should talk to her. yta. also ive never had a girlfriend whats it like

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it appears nagi was indeed the asshole.

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hugo ver.!

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R/AITA For Looking Through My Girlfriend’s Phone? u/keepingitrealbyhugo.v

I am not one to bring my personal life to Reddit. But this is important. I (19M) have been dating my girlfriend for a while now. It’s been common practice for me to look through her phone so I know what she’s up to and so she hasn’t strayed down a dark path. I’ve only done it out of protection and love. But she apparently doesn’t seem to think so.

Last night she was in the shower and left her phone in the bedroom. I of course had to look through it. Upon finding a collection of dirty porn books (whatever you call them) I immediately had to bring it up to her. The profanity was downright ridiculous. What even is AO3?! Who is Eren Jaeger?! When she got out of the shower, I asked her why she was reading those books. I said that the words on those digital pages are obscene and then she threw a clothes hanger at me. Why?

She told me that looking through her phone was a massive invasion of her privacy. That makes no sense considering I’m only helping her out to make sure she’s the best version of herself as possible. How can she be the best version of herself if she is dabbling in porn books?

The conversation we had went terribly, to say the least. I’m staying over at my friends while me and her go through this rough patch. I don’t think I’m the asshole here. I wasn’t the one reading profanity whilst in a relationship . . .

So, am I the asshole for looking through my girlfriend’s phone?

| u/julianloki.therealest: im the friend yall

> u/keepingitrealbyhugo.v: Indeed you are ;)

> u/julianloki.therealest: dude chill im easy 😩

> u/itzcharleschevy: YO IM HERE TOO WSP and stop acting gay or else one of you will get pregnant

> u/keepingitrealbyhugo.v: Charles please log off…

| u/xxotoya.exx: she’s fs cheating on u im sorry. nta.

| u/bumblingbachirahehe: i read an article once that looking through people’s phones is a sign of emotional immaturity.. talk to her. unfortunately i think yta

| u/saeitoshi10: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 yta

| u/yaboykunigami: Girls are so hard to deal with. But I don’t think looking through their phones is ever a good idea. What did you expect..? YTA

| u/themichaelkaiser: what a fucking loser. wasting time on love? i can’t believe what i’m seeing. check out my podcast for real life advice and not from losers on reddit

> u/xnagisei: hey u promoted ur pdcst under my posts 2 ://

> u/themichaelkaiser: cuz people like u need my help.

| u/ddddddddlorenzo: buy her a birkin bag or something idk.

| u/shidouisdeepinside: wait what were the books she was reading 👀👀

| u/rinthedestroyer: you really brought this shit to reddit? damn loser. yta

> u/julianloki.therealest: easy on my boy u child

> u/rinthedestroyer: die

> u/itzcharleschevy: RIN THE DESTROYER 😂😂 you make me chortle i think i’ll pee from laughing rn

> u/rinthedestroyer: kys.

| u/iggybunny: she threw a clothes hanger?! i’d kms hahaha. nta

> u/totesnotsae: would you kys?? actually?? prove it.

| u/aikugota.snakeinhispants: women.

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it appears hugo was indeed the asshole.

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nagi ver.!

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IM FUCKIN CRINE BRU THIS IS SO FUNNY

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RIN ITOSHI 😂😂😂 IM SO HUNGRY FOR U 😂😂😂😂😂 LOOK IN HIS EYES AND SWALLOW HIS NUT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 GIMMIE DAT DIH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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when ur discord bf gets a new egirl so u Genuinely blow ur shi smoove off 😭😭😭🖕🖕🖕🖕 Like babe …. we were supposed to be endgame Babe come back ..

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bro reo is gen dada

Yo DEADASS he’s the most underrated dada ever it’s always nagi this nagi that but reo is right there too 🤤🤤🤤